I fell on my ass trying to walk to my car because of u eskimo's fucking invisible black ice or whatever. At that point I gave up trying to drive and said fuck this shit lmao.
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I fell on my ass trying to walk to my car because of u eskimo's fucking invisible black ice or whatever. At that point I gave up trying to drive and said fuck this shit lmao.
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Gotta watch out for that black ice... It'll sneak up on you
Watch out for that dangerous black ice:
Omg LMFAO
Good one. :)
Q. What did the Eskimo stripper do when a customer asked her for extras? A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
How do we Eskimos do it? Damn quickly! ;-[
Did I hear Eskimos? Raodtrip!!!!
Do you need anything kissed?
I have a number of eskimo brothers. I will ask them.
I’ve heard the vanilla ice is much less dangerous...
I hope that didn’t sound racist! Lol
I used to know a eskimo girl that id bang to "butterfly kisses" . She was legal of course, but there was a 10 year age gap. Long story for another day.
Ice ice baby? Lol
Reminds me of our neighbors driveway which turns into ice this time of year. He demolished our mailbox so many times with his car slipping on the ice that we finally had to move the mailbox. We have long driveways here, and my next car will be a commercial-grade snowblower.
When they say an Eskimo's wife is frigid, they're not kidding...... ;-D
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