Mons never disappoints

Mons is considered a Tampa classic. In some cases it's a "right of passage" for your first titty bar. There's only two downsides at this place, one it's small and almost always crowded on a main night and two there's no booze. You usually get an interesting mix of around 10-25 girls depending on how busy they are and the variety is pretty spread. Most of them are a 8 or 9 with liquor, 6-8 without, and there's a couple of 5's and 6's. Overall, you'll be happy you go here.

My last visit was spent with "Heather". Couldn't tell you if that's her real name or not, then again we don't go to these places for their names (well not most of the time anyway). The only downside to have a set of DDs rubbed all over your face is that you and 10-15 other dudes are all drooling side by side, and if they're really busy you might even be brushing shoulders. When you walk in and the stage is off to the left, grab a seat and you're basically surrounded by beautiful women. Most of the girls there are "peppy" and fun spirited and the rules of the place are pretty simple. Hang out, enjoy the show, and get a dance. Touching is encouraged as long as you don't try mining for gold. Each dance is $20 and with how seductive some of these chicks are you need to be paying attention to the songs. You'll be sitting there enjoying the show and all the sudden you gotta cough up $60 because you dazed off for 5 minutes. The DJs aren't actively trying to cut the songs short but they aren't exactly playing the full version of Stairway to Heaven.

Like I said earlier, there's no booze but you can solve that by walking.... next door! A strip club where the bar isn't inside but instead next door. It's a tad pricey and varies, expect to drop $30 here for a few beers.