Worst OTC not involving the dancer having a penis.

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• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Sounds like a winner ;)
• Piggie

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  5 years ago

  If she's hot, i little red don't stop me.
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Oh my. I don't think I will attempt to top that one. How much did you pay for this wonderful experience ?
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  Just a bit of background, it was supposed to be 300 which is a bit high, but she was smoking hot and was exactly the body type and look I fall hard for. So after the murderous dead meat slap of a wet tampon against the door, and I watched my boner shrivel away to nothing, I said let's called a night and I give you a 150 bucks for your time and I bundled her up in the car and took her back to the club
• Subraman

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  5 years ago

  Steeldog: if that little princess is still available, shoot me her #! lol ... I have luckily not really had any terrible experiences once we get to the OTC. Lots of flaking before the OTC, but my OTCs have always gone ok. I guess my worst experience is, one stripper got too drunk and passed out, so just blueballed on that one
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  @ Subraman didnyyou read involving a dancer not having a penis No Homo Lol ;) Enjoy your day
• whodey

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  5 years ago

  At least you got some good oral before it went to hell.
• Subraman

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  5 years ago

  Dancer having a penis = BEST OTC experience. Enjoy your day
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  Subraman, Actually, I did just see her recently which is what prompted this thread. Just before Christmas I went to a club that I frequent occasionly. She was there and recognized me. Came up and apologized for that evening. She said she straightened out her life and no longer drinks or does drugs and dumped her loser boyfriend. She has a place of her own and is working part time somewhere. She's trying to go back to pick up her associate's degree she says. She want to know if I want to try OTC with her again. I paused and she apologized again and promised it will be different and much better now. She also said that she's much more into it as she's no longer drunk or hung over the whole time. I may give it another shot but not at the previous quoted price. She still is hot as fuck.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  @steeldog65 She may be smoking hot but those are too many changes in a short period of time to convince me that she would be worth the trouble, unless the price is too good.
• bubba267

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  5 years ago

  Great description providing great, graphic detail. The slap of dead meat against the door... LOL but, with that said, some of the best fun I've ever had has been with girls on their cycle. For better or worse, there aren't many guys willing to do that, and many girls I've encountered are extra horny during their periods. More for me.
• ButterMan

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  5 years ago

  Most of my OTC experiences have been good over the years. I do remember one girl didn't bother to put on perfume which is kind of a buzz kill for me. She didn't stick but didn't smell particuarly good either! No bloody tampons for me!
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  It's not a killer for me, but honestly the throwing of the tampon and the sound was just way too much for me at that point maybe if I'd been drinking a bit
• Piggie

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  5 years ago

  I did throw up during a OTC. The girls was way into pot and brought a 2 foot bong with her. My first time taking a huge hit. The session was out of this world, I had the best feeding and daty and fs ever, until the room started spinning.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  Most OTC goes OK, but one time I was with this girl whose phone kept ringing during our conversation but she would just ignore and apologize saying it was her girlfriend, so later we go OTC and her phone rings WHILE we are in K9 and she answers, she told her friend we would be done in a few minutes so I slapped her ass and said I haven't even started. After we were done, rather than take a shower she gets on the sink countertop and squats over the sink with both feet on the countertop to wash up.
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ oh gawd. That is awful
• gawker

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  5 years ago

  My worst OTC was my own fault. I’m not a young man and in anticipation I took a 100 mg Viagra. We had a few shots of tequila before going to my hotel. We were both spending the night, so things went along slowly. I got confused about the time, thought it had been more than 4 hours, so I took another Viagra. Sex was good and we started drinking some more and she hinted that she’d like to go again. I took another Viagra. Bottom line - by about 1:30 am I had taken either 400 or 500 mg and as I walked naked into the bathroom to piss, she screamed. Liquid crap was running down my legs and getting on the carpet. We were into our second bottle of Tequela and all those pills did a tune on my innards. My vision of her waking me with a blowjob went out the window as I showered. My stupidity and over-eagerness turned into a buzzkill for her
• bubba267

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  5 years ago

  Gawker wins...shit runnning down his legs. A classic for all times.
• cubbieguy

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  5 years ago

  @Gawker I think we should just close this discussion as no one is going to top that.
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  @gawker Holy shit another fucking gem. Most people don’t have the balls to admit that kind of shit on this site. They all got skeletons. Cheers brother. @steeldog Is it fucked that nothing about your that story turned me off. I probably still would have been fine
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  @muddy9 the sound of that tampon hitting and the trail of blood and juice was a real turn off for me. God bless you but the memory of that wet, meaty, squishy sound still fucks me up.
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  I’ve only thrown up a few times during otc - and when fucking actual whores in hotels. However, I understand your disgust at seeing and hearing her tampon hit the door. But, if her body was hot as fuck - I’d set the tampon incident aside - bargain the price down - and fuck her. My bad otc experiences have been mostly because I was a complete mess!
• rickdugan

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  5 years ago

  My worst OTC experience was this... [view link] Let it not be said that I only post positive shit about myself on here. I was a moron that night and missed some obvious signs. I also should have left her where she was the first time she disappeared for 40 minutes.
• whodey

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  5 years ago

  My worst OTC happened about 4 years ago with a dancer in Phoenix while I was in town for 2 weeks on business. It started out great but ended very badly. Each of the first 4 nights I had gone to a few of the clubs close to the hotel the company had put me up in. Then on the 4th night I hit it off with a dancer and agreed to have her come back and spend the night at my hotel. We got back to the hotel and had a couple of hours of fun before going to sleep. We got up in the morning and fooled around a little before showering and heading down to pleasant breakfast. She asked if we could go back up to the room so she could change into a bikini to wait by the pool while I went to work until her friend could pick her up. After she changed I headed off to work while she went to the pool. At this point I was thinking this was one of the best OTC experiences I had ever had. I get back to the hotel after work and my keycard won't work. I head down to the front desk to get a new keycard and the clerk asks me to wait while she gets the manager. The manager comes out and asks me to follow him to a private office. When we get to the office all of my luggage is sitting on a cart. The manger then informs me that I am no longer permitted to stay at their hotel because the young lady I brought to the hotel had been arrested for prostitution after soliciting several guests by the pool. That left me having to rush to find a hotel for the next 8 nights and having to pay for the new hotel out of my own pocket. A few weeks later the woman at work who booked the hotel sent me an email to stop by her office to discuss what happened on my trip to Phoenix. I thought I was about to get fired and nearly went into a panic attack as I walked towards her office. When I got there she asked why the final invoice was less than half of price she had been qouted when booking the room. I made up some half ass story about the hotel discounting the rate because I had to complain daily about constant noise from the rooms around me where teams were staying for some type of high school tournament. She then apologized to me about the bad trip and asked if I wanted her to book a different hotel for my next trip to Phoenix
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  @Whodey fng nightmare. Thankfully you ened up ok but wow.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  @Whodey that’s a great story too bad it’s not one you can use anyplace where you’re known. Out of curiosity did you ever see that girl again?
• whodey

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  5 years ago

  No 25, I avoided strip clubs the rest of that trip and the next trip 2 months later and haven't bern to phoenix since.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  @whodey @rickduggan Those experiences make my want to cancel a few OTCs I have set up for February.
• rickdugan

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  5 years ago

  Don't worry Critobal, if you're planning OTC events that far out, the odds that they'll actually materialize are low anyway. Two weeks is like a year in stripper time - anything can happen between now and then. ;)
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  ^^LOL
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  @steeldog ... holy shit! I just spit my damn beer everywhere when I read your graphic details. LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  Thank you, I love to hear my pain cause laughter. LOL
• DeclineToState

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  5 years ago

  —>”Gawker wins...shit runnning down his legs. A classic for all times.” Exactly why founder said in a recent post that he would give gawker 6 month VIP for a gawker article.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  @rickduggan I took your words to heart about two weeks being a year in stripper time and had the best OTC experience this weekend, why wait for tomorrow when you can fuck today. The other OTC is on hold, exactly as you said anything can happen between now and then.