The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

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JB26
Jan 24, 2019, 5:45 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private dances I won’t get here. Getting a drink is slow, and the staff is always leering. It’s a very nice looking place inside, but the seating is communal, with no private tables to sit at. If it ever gets busy you’ll be cheek to check with other patrons. Overall they take themselves too seriously to be a fun place, and it’s overpriced and you can’t even get a real dance. Okay to stop in for a few minutes, but that’s it.

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