Yuck

I went twice on Sunday. The first time was at about 5 pm. No cover, quite a few guys drinking, but not one dancer. Bouncer said to come back at 11 pm. Came back at 1 am. Big line to get in. Many young people, including couples. $30 cover. The club was sardine packed. People bumping into each other constantly. I could barely move around. It was also very dark. Some guy bumped into me from behind and sloshed his drink down my back. There were about 3 stages with several girls gyrating on each. Most in stripper wear, one or two without tops, mostly fake boobs. All ethnicities. Got a booth dance from a girl from Argentina, an Asian, Hispanic and white girl from Georgia. All dances are "3 songs" for $100 topless, or $150 totally nude. What constitutes a song is anybody's guess. The disco is playing electronica, so there's no start or stop, all of a sudden the girl just announces they're done. I asked one how long a song was and she said about 2.5 minutes. She said three songs were ten minutes. One girl said the house charges them $40 to take off their bottoms. Had dances from 4 girls. All were friction and boob grabbing. One grabbed me barely. Nobody allowed touching the kitty. It felt rushed, mechanical, impersonal and just overall overpriced and unfulfilling. Yuck.