Does The "Trick", But Yikes

'Candyland' looks like a shady office that would be next to a crappy used car lot, that was cleared out and filled with a few 2nd hand stackable chairs with a makeshift stage. This place is tiny, and you pretty much know what you're getting going in. There was a $10 cover and a sign that said "No Nudity" and "No Solicitation" on the front door. So naturally, when I went in, a girl was topless and willing to show it all.

When I pulled up the parking lot out front, though tiny, was full, so imagine my surprise to see that it was just me and one other dude. There were 4 girls there sitting and hanging out, and all were happy to see me. I made some small chat with the girls, but wasn't interested in hanging out a long time. 'Kitty' took me to the back for a "VIP" dance, which was $10 to the desk and $20/song. Did a song and she asked me if I wanted another. Asked her for a 'handshake' and she said $100. Um, no. $60? Um, how about $40. $45? Sure.

A quick 'handshake' and I was on the road. After cover, a few tips to the girl on stage, a dance and a handshake I was out about $70 and on my way.