Best lines

25 comments

• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  I use a similar one to that. Other times I'll say you're probly wondering why an incredibly handsome successful man like me is doing in a place like this
• pistola

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  5 years ago

  On why I'm here 'Just a pervert, not ashamed, and obviously horny.'
• Piggie

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  5 years ago

  They ask me what I do. I say I make drugs.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  I tell them that I can tell there future and I can foresee a blowjob very soon ;)
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  I don't see the point of having lines w/ a chick I'm paying - makes me feel even more PLish trying to impress a chick that I'm paying to be w/ me, plus I'm sure most PLs in the club are also "trying to impress her" w/ their cleverness - seems it can often be awkward in that she has to pretend to be impressed or that it's funny even if it's not - but then again my style of SCing is different and more impersonal per se than many a PL - if I say something clever or funny is usually spontaneous not something I have in my back-pocket waiting to use on a damsel.
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  These are bullshit, I don't use lines
• WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

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  5 years ago

  i usually say, "hey baby, you're very pretty" if she says thank you which she always does i say "want to go for a dance" i'm direct and quick. i dine and dash. i got shit to do. half the reason i like scs is because they are efficient;i like her titties he likes my money let's get to it.
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  "Your intellect really turns me on - you have my brain as hard as a rock" LOL - I've never used that shit :)
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm just gonna lay it out on the line. No tricks, no hidden agenda at all. I happen to be a sensitive and expert lover. I can guarantee that I will satisfy you in every way possible, and I shall not stop until I'm certain that you are completely happy with my endeavors.
• reverendhornibastard

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  5 years ago

  “Excuse me, madam, but my DNA Is dying to meet and mingle with your DNA.” It doesn’t work too well. Lots of strippers don’t understand what that implies.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  I don't use lines on strippers, coffee girls, bargirls, civvies, etc.
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  "No that's not a pencil in my commando shorts - I'm just really happy to see you"
• chattguy123

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  5 years ago

  When they ask what I like to do for fun, I tell them I'm like ranch dressing....im good with everything. When they ask how I'm doing, I tell them I feel like you look.....amazing. Works every time.
• pistola

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  5 years ago

  Lol chattguy, I like that 2nd line - that’s a winner
• Electronman

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  5 years ago

  Best line? I've got disposable income.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  "Do you work here?"
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  I compliment a dancer on her looks, and ask if she’s interested in dancing for me. If she’s interested, I ask her to come over so we can chat about her dances (or extras)... So my best lines are: Hi, you’re pretty. What’s your name? Would you be interested in dancing for me? Stop by so we can talk. It works every time!
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  " Hi, come play with me. "
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  This line works a lot.... "Hey baby girl, wanna smoke a fat blunt?"
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  I really like when she has tah lines.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  ^ tan lines
• georgebailey

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  5 years ago

  They rarely get my jokes (now I realize why). I'd probably say "let's go in back and get you naked".
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  I generally just say... let’s go have a dance. Funny how that works. Pay them money and they fucking dance for you. Not really all that difficult.
• Baldnhappy

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  5 years ago

  “Hey baby, can I buy you six drinks and make a fool out of my self”
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ sounds just about right ;)