Best lines

I use a similar one to that. Other times I'll say you're probly wondering why an incredibly handsome successful man like me is doing in a place like this

On why I'm here 'Just a pervert, not ashamed, and obviously horny.'

They ask me what I do. I say I make drugs.

I tell them that I can tell there future and I can foresee a blowjob very soon ;)

I don't see the point of having lines w/ a chick I'm paying - makes me feel even more PLish trying to impress a chick that I'm paying to be w/ me, plus I'm sure most PLs in the club are also "trying to impress her" w/ their cleverness - seems it can often be awkward in that she has to pretend to be impressed or that it's funny even if it's not - but then again my style of SCing is different and more impersonal per se than many a PL - if I say something clever or funny is usually spontaneous not something I have in my back-pocket waiting to use on a damsel.

These are bullshit, I don't use lines

i usually say, "hey baby, you're very pretty" if she says thank you which she always does i say "want to go for a dance" i'm direct and quick. i dine and dash. i got shit to do. half the reason i like scs is because they are efficient;i like her titties he likes my money let's get to it.

"Your intellect really turns me on - you have my brain as hard as a rock"

LOL - I've never used that shit :)

I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm just gonna lay it out on the line. No tricks, no hidden agenda at all. I happen to be a sensitive and expert lover. I can guarantee that I will satisfy you in every way possible, and I shall not stop until I'm certain that you are completely happy with my endeavors.

“Excuse me, madam, but my DNA Is dying to meet and mingle with your DNA.”

It doesn’t work too well.

Lots of strippers don’t understand what that implies.

I don't use lines on strippers, coffee girls, bargirls, civvies, etc.

"No that's not a pencil in my commando shorts - I'm just really happy to see you"

When they ask what I like to do for fun, I tell them I'm like ranch dressing....im good with everything.

When they ask how I'm doing, I tell them I feel like you look.....amazing.

Works every time.

Lol chattguy, I like that 2nd line - that’s a winner

Best line? I've got disposable income.

"Do you work here?"

I compliment a dancer on her looks, and ask if she’s interested in dancing for me. If she’s interested, I ask her to come over so we can chat about her dances (or extras)...

So my best lines are: Hi, you’re pretty. What’s your name? Would you be interested in dancing for me? Stop by so we can talk.

It works every time!

" Hi, come play with me. "

This line works a lot....

"Hey baby girl, wanna smoke a fat blunt?"

I really like when she has tah lines.

^ tan lines

They rarely get my jokes (now I realize why). I'd probably say "let's go in back and get you naked".

I generally just say... let’s go have a dance. Funny how that works. Pay them money and they fucking dance for you. Not really all that difficult.

“Hey baby, can I buy you six drinks and make a fool out of my self”

^ sounds just about right ;)