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Celebrity that should be a stripper.

steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
Not Cardi B or the like. What celeb would you like to see strip. Your call, so if you want to go back in time to a Sophia Loren, it is your fantasy.

For me, Linda Carter in the early 70"s and currently it would be Sofia Vergara.
I like brunettes that are stacked obviously. They just take my money as I smile like a ass.

35 comments

  • PhredJohnson
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    6 years ago
    Jayne Mansfield. For the same reasons, just earlier!
  • nickifree
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    6 years ago
    1990s era Heather Graham, Angelina Jolie. 60’s era Raquel Welch, Jane Fonda.
  • Warrior15
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    6 years ago
    Alyssa Milano
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime.

    And Miley - great rear and she would be as entertaining as it gets
  • Piggie
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    6 years ago
    Jennifer Lawrence
  • GoVikings
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    6 years ago
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    Selma Hayek looks great!
  • steeldog65
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    6 years ago
    She is a definite yes!
  • ButterMan
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    6 years ago
    I agree with jennifer love hewit and alyssa Milano! And penny on the big bang theory!
  • NJBalla
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    6 years ago
    Rosario Dawson, she does a great job of hiding those curves under clothing. That body is perfection

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
  • NJBalla
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    6 years ago
    Full scene, id probably break my no DATY rule with her.
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
  • Cristobal
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    6 years ago
    Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Garner, and Gal Gadot
  • steeldog65
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    6 years ago
    Jessica Biel
    Scarlett Johansson
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Gina Gershon in her heyday. Dammmnn..

    I love all these answers, I wonder how many dudes have fapped to Alyssa at least once
  • shadowcat
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    6 years ago
    Maxine Waters.
  • Clubber
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    6 years ago
    I'm with Jack on this one, assuming he meant Salma! Or Sung Hi Lee.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    @Shadow - if anything she would've been a streetwalker lol
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    The list of hot beautiful female celebrities (past and present) that I’d like to see strip is practically endless.
  • Cristobal
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    6 years ago
    Christina Applegate in her Married With Children Days
  • Clubber
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    6 years ago
    Mister,

    I agree, an excellent point!
  • Daddillac
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    6 years ago
    As the great Ron White says.... once you have seen one naked woman you pretty much want to see all of them naked
  • goldmongerATL
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    6 years ago
    +1 on ScarJo and Applegate
    Jessica Simpson when she was in Dukes of Hazzard shape.
    Ariel Winter
    Kate Hudson 15 years ago
    Her mother 40 years ago
    Drew Barrymore in her 20's
    Donna Douglas from the 60's

    and of course Totie Fields
  • goldmongerATL
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    6 years ago
    I think Madonna was a stripper. But Madonna.
  • DoctorDarby
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    6 years ago
    The choices here reveal much about the ages of TUSCL members, given that many of these celebrities are from the bygone years of the 20th century (Totie Fields. . . LOL). Happily, a few hot actresses played strippers in various movies, notably Darryl Hannah, Lucy Liu, Lindsey Lohan, Biel, Dawson, and Gershon (sort of). Anyone who has seen Margot Robbie naked in Wolf of Wall Street would agree that she would make a damned fine stripper, as would Anne Hathaway, Natalie Dormer (the Tudors), and the immortal Lucy Lawless. And since Alyssa Milano is already on the list, why not her Project Runway cohort and super cougar Heidi Klum, whose boner-inducing powers have not waned a bit since her supermodel days?
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    Alyssa Milano is a good choice so long as you're not thinking the "Who's the Boss" years.

    That'd be sick.
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    I’d love to see Rita Ora work a stage -

    Would it be fucked up to say Melania and Ivanka Trump doing a girl on girl stage show with a double ended dildo?
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    Bo Derek
  • Nidan111
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    6 years ago
    Sophia Loren is my absolute all time favorite female !!!

    Ann Margaret.

    Jayne Mansfield

    Dawn Wells

    Nichelle Nichols

    They simply do not make women like those above any more. The most beautiful shapely sorts of my childhood/teenage years.
  • Mate27
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    6 years ago
    Cameron Diaz. Love that smile.
  • clres007
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    6 years ago
    Scarlett Johansson and Lucy Liu
  • wallanon
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    6 years ago
    No arguing with Rosario Dawson. Her castmate Jessica Henwick is also one I'd pick.

    To me this question is deceptively tough. As a guy I like pretty girls, but I like my strippers to be a different kind of pretty. There needs to be something about her that makes me think of how she'd look moving all around me before drawing in for the tease. If I wouldn't want her on the lap, there's no point to her being a stripper. Luckily it's different strokes for different folks, so a gal I'd pass on someone else would like.
  • goldmongerATL
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    6 years ago
    Add Barbara Eden to that 60's list. Hey, she already has the costume.
  • wallanon
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    6 years ago
    Almost forgot. Almost. I'll see your Rosario Dawson and raise you an Alexandria Ocasio Cortez...

    https://youtu.be/S04CGa44VP0
  • NinaBambina
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    6 years ago
    Rosario Dawson as an actual stripper (who was on dope and infected with HIV):

    https://youtu.be/XQfKbGBjorE
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