Not Cardi B or the like. What celeb would you like to see strip. Your call, so if you want to go back in time to a Sophia Loren, it is your fantasy.
For me, Linda Carter in the early 70"s and currently it would be Sofia Vergara. I like brunettes that are stacked obviously. They just take my money as I smile like a ass.
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Jayne Mansfield. For the same reasons, just earlier!
1990s era Heather Graham, Angelina Jolie. 60’s era Raquel Welch, Jane Fonda.
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime.
And Miley - great rear and she would be as entertaining as it gets
Jennifer Lawrence
Her
Selma Hayek looks great!
She is a definite yes!
I agree with jennifer love hewit and alyssa Milano! And penny on the big bang theory!
Rosario Dawson, she does a great job of hiding those curves under clothing. That body is perfection
Full scene, id probably break my no DATY rule with her. pornhub.com
Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Garner, and Gal Gadot
Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson
Gina Gershon in her heyday. Dammmnn..
I love all these answers, I wonder how many dudes have fapped to Alyssa at least once
Maxine Waters.
I'm with Jack on this one, assuming he meant Salma! Or Sung Hi Lee.
@Shadow - if anything she would've been a streetwalker lol
The list of hot beautiful female celebrities (past and present) that I’d like to see strip is practically endless.
Christina Applegate in her Married With Children Days
Mister,
I agree, an excellent point!
As the great Ron White says.... once you have seen one naked woman you pretty much want to see all of them naked
+1 on ScarJo and Applegate Jessica Simpson when she was in Dukes of Hazzard shape. Ariel Winter Kate Hudson 15 years ago Her mother 40 years ago Drew Barrymore in her 20's Donna Douglas from the 60's
and of course Totie Fields
I think Madonna was a stripper. But Madonna.
The choices here reveal much about the ages of TUSCL members, given that many of these celebrities are from the bygone years of the 20th century (Totie Fields. . . LOL). Happily, a few hot actresses played strippers in various movies, notably Darryl Hannah, Lucy Liu, Lindsey Lohan, Biel, Dawson, and Gershon (sort of). Anyone who has seen Margot Robbie naked in Wolf of Wall Street would agree that she would make a damned fine stripper, as would Anne Hathaway, Natalie Dormer (the Tudors), and the immortal Lucy Lawless. And since Alyssa Milano is already on the list, why not her Project Runway cohort and super cougar Heidi Klum, whose boner-inducing powers have not waned a bit since her supermodel days?
Alyssa Milano is a good choice so long as you're not thinking the "Who's the Boss" years.
That'd be sick.
I’d love to see Rita Ora work a stage -
Would it be fucked up to say Melania and Ivanka Trump doing a girl on girl stage show with a double ended dildo?
Summer Glau goo.gl
Sophia Loren is my absolute all time favorite female !!!
Ann Margaret.
Jayne Mansfield
Dawn Wells
Nichelle Nichols
They simply do not make women like those above any more. The most beautiful shapely sorts of my childhood/teenage years.
Cameron Diaz. Love that smile.
Scarlett Johansson and Lucy Liu
No arguing with Rosario Dawson. Her castmate Jessica Henwick is also one I'd pick.
To me this question is deceptively tough. As a guy I like pretty girls, but I like my strippers to be a different kind of pretty. There needs to be something about her that makes me think of how she'd look moving all around me before drawing in for the tease. If I wouldn't want her on the lap, there's no point to her being a stripper. Luckily it's different strokes for different folks, so a gal I'd pass on someone else would like.
Add Barbara Eden to that 60's list. Hey, she already has the costume.
Almost forgot. Almost. I'll see your Rosario Dawson and raise you an Alexandria Ocasio Cortez...
Rosario Dawson as an actual stripper (who was on dope and infected with HIV):
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