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Celebrity that should be a stripper.

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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold

Not Cardi B or the like. What celeb would you like to see strip. Your call, so if you want to go back in time to a Sophia Loren, it is your fantasy.

For me, Linda Carter in the early 70"s and currently it would be Sofia Vergara.
I like brunettes that are stacked obviously. They just take my money as I smile like a ass.

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PhredJohnson

Jayne Mansfield. For the same reasons, just earlier!

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nickifree

1990s era Heather Graham, Angelina Jolie. 60’s era Raquel Welch, Jane Fonda.

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Warrior15

Alyssa Milano

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pistola

Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime.

And Miley - great rear and she would be as entertaining as it gets

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Piggie

Jennifer Lawrence

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GoVikings
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jackslash

Selma Hayek looks great!

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steeldog65

She is a definite yes!

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ButterMan

I agree with jennifer love hewit and alyssa Milano! And penny on the big bang theory!

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NJBalla

Rosario Dawson, she does a great job of hiding those curves under clothing. That body is perfection

pornhub.com

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NJBalla

Full scene, id probably break my no DATY rule with her.
pornhub.com

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Cristobal

Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Garner, and Gal Gadot

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steeldog65

Jessica Biel
Scarlett Johansson

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pistola

Gina Gershon in her heyday. Dammmnn..

I love all these answers, I wonder how many dudes have fapped to Alyssa at least once

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shadowcat

Maxine Waters.

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Clubber

I'm with Jack on this one, assuming he meant Salma! Or Sung Hi Lee.

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pistola

@Shadow - if anything she would've been a streetwalker lol

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Jascoi

The list of hot beautiful female celebrities (past and present) that I’d like to see strip is practically endless.

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Cristobal

Christina Applegate in her Married With Children Days

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Clubber

Mister,

I agree, an excellent point!

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Daddillac

As the great Ron White says.... once you have seen one naked woman you pretty much want to see all of them naked

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goldmongerATL

+1 on ScarJo and Applegate
Jessica Simpson when she was in Dukes of Hazzard shape.
Ariel Winter
Kate Hudson 15 years ago
Her mother 40 years ago
Drew Barrymore in her 20's
Donna Douglas from the 60's

and of course Totie Fields

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goldmongerATL

I think Madonna was a stripper. But Madonna.

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DoctorDarby

The choices here reveal much about the ages of TUSCL members, given that many of these celebrities are from the bygone years of the 20th century (Totie Fields. . . LOL). Happily, a few hot actresses played strippers in various movies, notably Darryl Hannah, Lucy Liu, Lindsey Lohan, Biel, Dawson, and Gershon (sort of). Anyone who has seen Margot Robbie naked in Wolf of Wall Street would agree that she would make a damned fine stripper, as would Anne Hathaway, Natalie Dormer (the Tudors), and the immortal Lucy Lawless. And since Alyssa Milano is already on the list, why not her Project Runway cohort and super cougar Heidi Klum, whose boner-inducing powers have not waned a bit since her supermodel days?

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flagooner

Alyssa Milano is a good choice so long as you're not thinking the "Who's the Boss" years.

That'd be sick.

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Cashman1234

I’d love to see Rita Ora work a stage -

Would it be fucked up to say Melania and Ivanka Trump doing a girl on girl stage show with a double ended dildo?

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nicespice
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SirLapdanceanot

Bo Derek

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Nidan111

Sophia Loren is my absolute all time favorite female !!!

Ann Margaret.

Jayne Mansfield

Dawn Wells

Nichelle Nichols

They simply do not make women like those above any more. The most beautiful shapely sorts of my childhood/teenage years.

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Mate27

Cameron Diaz. Love that smile.

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clres007

Scarlett Johansson and Lucy Liu

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wallanon

No arguing with Rosario Dawson. Her castmate Jessica Henwick is also one I'd pick.

To me this question is deceptively tough. As a guy I like pretty girls, but I like my strippers to be a different kind of pretty. There needs to be something about her that makes me think of how she'd look moving all around me before drawing in for the tease. If I wouldn't want her on the lap, there's no point to her being a stripper. Luckily it's different strokes for different folks, so a gal I'd pass on someone else would like.

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goldmongerATL

Add Barbara Eden to that 60's list. Hey, she already has the costume.

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wallanon

Almost forgot. Almost. I'll see your Rosario Dawson and raise you an Alexandria Ocasio Cortez...

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NinaBambina

Rosario Dawson as an actual stripper (who was on dope and infected with HIV):

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