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Subraman
Car key and wallet dating your sister
Cashman-->"They probably never buy drinks in clubs or civilian bars. They must have their asses kissed every day. They probably know that a smile can get them out of a speeding ticket. "
Thought this could be incredibly fun as its own thread. Add your stories here!
To start things off, real life story of my ATATF (I have more, many I've personally witnessed; the girl effortlessly manipulates both men and women). She was telling me a story about going out one night and not having any cash. I asked her, how much cash do you usually bring out with you? Her answer: sometimes an emergency $20, but usually none, I just forget to bring it because I never pay for anything. "Never?", I says? Here's the way she typically rolls on nights she's going with girlfriends to the club:
- Go to hottest club in the city, walk past the huge line of people waiting to get in, say hi to bouncer, go in.
- Find or text the floor host. "I have all their numbers".
- Floor host knows the procedure: he'll lead the girls over to any group of guys who has bought expensive bottle service.
- They'll party with those guys, drinking their liquor and often requesting more bottles. If at some point they're through with those guys, she re-texts the floor host to set them up with another table
That's it. She never spends a dime in the club, from the moment she walks past the line, to the moment she leaves. "I will not even talk to someone who doesn't have a table." Good for the club to have insanely hot, fun girls inside; and good for the club to make sure the guys who are spending thousands on bottle service are delighted with their evening.
Thought this could be incredibly fun as its own thread. Add your stories here!
To start things off, real life story of my ATATF (I have more, many I've personally witnessed; the girl effortlessly manipulates both men and women). She was telling me a story about going out one night and not having any cash. I asked her, how much cash do you usually bring out with you? Her answer: sometimes an emergency $20, but usually none, I just forget to bring it because I never pay for anything. "Never?", I says? Here's the way she typically rolls on nights she's going with girlfriends to the club:
- Go to hottest club in the city, walk past the huge line of people waiting to get in, say hi to bouncer, go in.
- Find or text the floor host. "I have all their numbers".
- Floor host knows the procedure: he'll lead the girls over to any group of guys who has bought expensive bottle service.
- They'll party with those guys, drinking their liquor and often requesting more bottles. If at some point they're through with those guys, she re-texts the floor host to set them up with another table
That's it. She never spends a dime in the club, from the moment she walks past the line, to the moment she leaves. "I will not even talk to someone who doesn't have a table." Good for the club to have insanely hot, fun girls inside; and good for the club to make sure the guys who are spending thousands on bottle service are delighted with their evening.
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1. The dancers that say "daces are $20 but I charge $30" (in a club where dancers don't pick their own prices, i.e. the dance price is standard)
2. You ask a dancer for a dance and she says she only does VIP (even though the dances are $20+)
- Find or text the floor host. "I have all their numbers".
- Floor host knows the procedure: he'll lead the girls over to any group of guys who has bought expensive bottle service.
- They'll party with those guys, drinking their liquor and often requesting more bottles. If at some point they're through with those guys, she re-texts the floor host to set them up with another table
You just described my ex that I talk about on here along with a couple of her friends from her home town.
Having said that for those of us that are old enough to remember Bob Dylan.........
Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime,
Didn't you?
People'd call, say "Beware doll, you're
Bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't walk so proud
Now you don't talk so loud
One of her friends text her and wants to know if she wants to meet up at a new club that just opened. I gave her money so that she could have a decent time. She ended up getting in for free as did all of her friends--sat at one of the better tables and sent me pic after pic of her and other women getting hit on by the pro baseball team in town. Never spent a dime........
Even in NYC I've seen where a table of very good looking women will basically be the guest of the club--free cover, one bottle, front table so everyone sees them, go to the head of the line, just so the club has eye candy.
She bumps into me while walking through the club... i knew lots of dancers and other staff including management well
Dancer... we need to go back there (vip)
Me... no
Dancer... why not
Me.... because I am causing trouble
Dancer... why, what are you doing
Me... I hand her a couple hershey kisses
Dancer... what is this?
Me... I am giving out free kisses today... but I charge for hugs though
Dancer... are you trying to drug me?
Me... no, just causing trouble
Dancer.... I am going to tell the manager you tried to drug me.
Me... ooooh really, Mike is going to laugh his ass off
Dancer... so now you are name dropping
Me... Go ahead tell Mike. I walk away.
One bouncer laughed when he heard the story and said I guess everyone is going to be flying in a minute because everyone was eating the kisses
Source: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…
Lots of other good stories in that thread too. But the one from crazyjoe was my favorite
Asked a girl if she’d give me a blowjob. She said yes, for $800. $1,000 if I wanted it OTC. I told her that I thought that was her way of saying no without actually saying no. She confirmed, but noted that she wouldn’t actually say no if someone was...eager enough to agree.
A very hot stripper at one of the clubs in Louisville once somewhat condescendingly declined a $25 lap dance because she didn’t do lap dances until after 2AM. Until then, it was VIPs (minimum $150) only. Since it was only about 8:30, I looked around at the zero other patrons and said “ok” and turned to walk away. At which point she said, “But you can buy me a drink.”
I replied with “no thanks,” put my drink on the bar and left the club.
To be fair to her, the next time I came in, she was quite willing to do lapdances. No idea why, I didn’t ask, just enjoyed groping her fine ass body.
She kept texting over the course of an hour insisting that her fee was normal and I was being a fool for passing on her hotness. But then over the next few days she kept messaging and negotiating against herself because I kept politely declining. I didn’t counter because I really did lose interest right away due to the GPS attitude. She eventually offered at $300 or “whatever you are willing to pay because rent is due tomorrow. “.
As far as I know, she got evicted because no price was worth the GPS after her initial hard sell.
About 6 months later, I ran into her again, and she offered her services for the exact same prices. However, this time when I declined her offer for $350, she suggested I pay $300 and tip her $50 if I am satisfied. I declined her offer again.
I was new to the extras experience in Strip Club, my first FS was at Synn for $$ ($ tip, $ room fee), and my thoughts were every girl offered extras (wrong!) and the prices were relatively the same (wrong again! ).
I like Asian girls, so I sit next to Suki and make small talk, she is disinterested and asks to take her to the VIP, when I ask to take her to the LD room first she says she only does VIP, when I ask what are we going to do in the VIP she says whatever I want.
But I'm thinking it's too good to be true, so I try again to get the menu and she seductively whispers in my ear "because I like you, we can fuck for $$$$$$.
I got hard and soft at the same time, not surprisingly I turned her down.
My interaction with top tier dancers is usually quick - and it’s something like this - when a very hot dancer approaches -
Hottie - Hi baby, you want a dance?
Me - Lets chat about prices first...
Hottie - Sure baby - what do you want?
Me - I want to fuck you hard - choke you and slap your ass hard - and twist your nipples hard too. Then I want to cum on your big fake tits. You good with $100?
Hottie - You serious? $100? That’s VIP action and it’s $1000.
That’s when I know she’s thinking her shit don’t stink!
Now don't get me wrong, most of these stories are good and I'm not saying that anyone here is a self entitled d-bag. In fact, I've lost track of how many posts I've made over the years re: changing the mind of a girl who originally said no. But the expression itself has always grated on me.
Anyway, end of fucking rant, lol.
On the other hand, GPS kinda cracks me up and I use. I also call all my most favorite girls ATFs. So there ya go, a foolish consistency and all that.