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Now I know how strippers feel

Aug 3, 2019, 4:26 AM
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aham5
I've got a bad feeling about this.

Broke my first cellphone screen. Little cracks running all over the place. It still works, and I'm too cheap to invest in a new one.

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MackTruck

That is a stripper problem...lol

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Lone_Wolf

Simple. Find an old fat pervy white guy to buy you a new one. Problem solved.

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captainfun

Ha! Strippers and busted screens are like peanut butter and jelly. They just go together.

I was in a Best Buy store recently for a fix from their tech guys. Some guy walked in a brand new apple device with a small crack on the screen. He paid $325 to get it replaced by best buy. Insane pricing. I'd find a plan b.

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rickdugan

There are small independent shops all over the place that specialize in repairing computer and cell phone screens for reasonable $$.

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jackslash

Strippers often have cracked screens on their cellphones. They tend to drop them when they're drunk or throw them at boyfriends or customers in fits of rage.

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PutaTester

YouTube has instructions for replacing screens yourself and you can buy kits on Ebay and Amazon.

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Subraman

My chuckle for the day, "Now I know how strippers feel". And no one even questions it -- we all know a zillion strippers who go around with broken phones LOL

Like rick suggested, there are little shops that repair phone screens for reasonable prices. Yelp will have reviews.

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DeclineToState

^Problem with those Yelp reviews is they’re all club ads. desertscrub told me so.

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whodey

I love the way strippers feel ... soft, warm, moist and if you're lucky tight. I'm glad you finally got to know how a stripper feels, but I'm not sure what a broken screen has to do with feeling a stripper. Did your phone get damaged while you were fucking a stripper? LOL

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whodey

@heaving I prefer to feel them by doing a lot more than just hugging.

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aham5

Next thing you know, I'll be showing up late to work.... and I'll have 3 cats.

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Nidan111

^^^^ or a car that needs new tires

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King_Gambrinus

^^^ and I’ll start dating an unemployed felon

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aham5

Probably wont be able to make rent on the 1st next month

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