Now I know how strippers feel

aham5
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Broke my first cellphone screen. Little cracks running all over the place. It still works, and I'm too cheap to invest in a new one.

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MackTruck
5 years ago
That is a stripper problem...lol
Lone_Wolf
5 years ago
Simple. Find an old fat pervy white guy to buy you a new one. Problem solved.
captainfun
5 years ago
Ha! Strippers and busted screens are like peanut butter and jelly. They just go together.

I was in a Best Buy store recently for a fix from their tech guys. Some guy walked in a brand new apple device with a small crack on the screen. He paid $325 to get it replaced by best buy. Insane pricing. I'd find a plan b.
rickdugan
5 years ago
There are small independent shops all over the place that specialize in repairing computer and cell phone screens for reasonable $$.
jackslash
5 years ago
Strippers often have cracked screens on their cellphones. They tend to drop them when they're drunk or throw them at boyfriends or customers in fits of rage.
PutaTester
5 years ago
YouTube has instructions for replacing screens yourself and you can buy kits on Ebay and Amazon.
Subraman
5 years ago
My chuckle for the day, "Now I know how strippers feel". And no one even questions it -- we all know a zillion strippers who go around with broken phones LOL

Like rick suggested, there are little shops that repair phone screens for reasonable prices. Yelp will have reviews.
DeclineToState
5 years ago
^Problem with those Yelp reviews is they’re all club ads. desertscrub told me so.
SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
LMAO I went through a two month period where my ATF DS and I had broken phone screens. It was a bonding experience. 👫
whodey
5 years ago
I love the way strippers feel ... soft, warm, moist and if you're lucky tight. I'm glad you finally got to know how a stripper feels, but I'm not sure what a broken screen has to do with feeling a stripper. Did your phone get damaged while you were fucking a stripper? LOL
whodey
5 years ago
@heaving I prefer to feel them by doing a lot more than just hugging.
aham5
5 years ago
Next thing you know, I'll be showing up late to work.... and I'll have 3 cats.
Nidan111
5 years ago
^^^^ or a car that needs new tires
King_Gambrinus
5 years ago
^^^ and I’ll start dating an unemployed felon
aham5
5 years ago
Probably wont be able to make rent on the 1st next month
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