Now I know how strippers feel

aham5
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Broke my first cellphone screen. Little cracks running all over the place. It still works, and I'm too cheap to invest in a new one.

15 comments

  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    That is a stripper problem...lol
  • Lone_Wolf
    5 years ago
    Simple. Find an old fat pervy white guy to buy you a new one. Problem solved.
  • captainfun
    5 years ago
    Ha! Strippers and busted screens are like peanut butter and jelly. They just go together.

    I was in a Best Buy store recently for a fix from their tech guys. Some guy walked in a brand new apple device with a small crack on the screen. He paid $325 to get it replaced by best buy. Insane pricing. I'd find a plan b.
  • rickdugan
    5 years ago
    There are small independent shops all over the place that specialize in repairing computer and cell phone screens for reasonable $$.
  • jackslash
    5 years ago
    Strippers often have cracked screens on their cellphones. They tend to drop them when they're drunk or throw them at boyfriends or customers in fits of rage.
  • PutaTester
    5 years ago
    YouTube has instructions for replacing screens yourself and you can buy kits on Ebay and Amazon.
  • Subraman
    5 years ago
    My chuckle for the day, "Now I know how strippers feel". And no one even questions it -- we all know a zillion strippers who go around with broken phones LOL

    Like rick suggested, there are little shops that repair phone screens for reasonable prices. Yelp will have reviews.
  • DeclineToState
    5 years ago
    ^Problem with those Yelp reviews is they’re all club ads. desertscrub told me so.
  • SirLapdancealot
    5 years ago
    LMAO I went through a two month period where my ATF DS and I had broken phone screens. It was a bonding experience. 👫
  • whodey
    5 years ago
    I love the way strippers feel ... soft, warm, moist and if you're lucky tight. I'm glad you finally got to know how a stripper feels, but I'm not sure what a broken screen has to do with feeling a stripper. Did your phone get damaged while you were fucking a stripper? LOL
  • whodey
    5 years ago
    @heaving I prefer to feel them by doing a lot more than just hugging.
  • aham5
    5 years ago
    Next thing you know, I'll be showing up late to work.... and I'll have 3 cats.
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    ^^^^ or a car that needs new tires
  • King_Gambrinus
    5 years ago
    ^^^ and I’ll start dating an unemployed felon
  • aham5
    5 years ago
    Probably wont be able to make rent on the 1st next month
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