Now I know how strippers feel

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aham5
Broke my first cellphone screen. Little cracks running all over the place. It still works, and I'm too cheap to invest in a new one.

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That is a stripper problem...lol
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Lone_Wolf
Arizona
6 years ago
Simple. Find an old fat pervy white guy to buy you a new one. Problem solved.
Ha! Strippers and busted screens are like peanut butter and jelly. They just go together.

I was in a Best Buy store recently for a fix from their tech guys. Some guy walked in a brand new apple device with a small crack on the screen. He paid $325 to get it replaced by best buy. Insane pricing. I'd find a plan b.
There are small independent shops all over the place that specialize in repairing computer and cell phone screens for reasonable $$.
Strippers often have cracked screens on their cellphones. They tend to drop them when they're drunk or throw them at boyfriends or customers in fits of rage.
YouTube has instructions for replacing screens yourself and you can buy kits on Ebay and Amazon.
My chuckle for the day, "Now I know how strippers feel". And no one even questions it -- we all know a zillion strippers who go around with broken phones LOL

Like rick suggested, there are little shops that repair phone screens for reasonable prices. Yelp will have reviews.
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DeclineToState
6 years ago
^Problem with those Yelp reviews is they’re all club ads. desertscrub told me so.
LMAO I went through a two month period where my ATF DS and I had broken phone screens. It was a bonding experience. 👫
I love the way strippers feel ... soft, warm, moist and if you're lucky tight. I'm glad you finally got to know how a stripper feels, but I'm not sure what a broken screen has to do with feeling a stripper. Did your phone get damaged while you were fucking a stripper? LOL
@heaving I prefer to feel them by doing a lot more than just hugging.
Next thing you know, I'll be showing up late to work.... and I'll have 3 cats.
^^^^ or a car that needs new tires
^^^ and I’ll start dating an unemployed felon
Probably wont be able to make rent on the 1st next month
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