Valet problems (August, 2019)

I went on a Sunday night and all the parking spaces had cones in front of them; very few spaces actually had cars in them. There were some cars near the back of the lot in the dirt and I parked in between two of them. The valet lady came over and said that the club is valet only (but I was still allowed to park there). She said she'd want me to fill out a valet slip and relinquish my keys. I've had professional experiences with valets and I refuse to deal with them. I was willing to give Scores some business, buy some overpriced Diet Coke, and maybe a dance or two but not if I'm going to be forced to valet my car on a slow night.