Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

The Death Spiral Of A Once Great Club.

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rockstar666
Aug 5, 2019, 11:15 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress well, and most could loose 20 pounds. The "staff" hangs out with regulars instead of running the club. It's pretty obvious this place is bleeding money yet no one cares. One wonders what their business model actually is.

There are still a few dancers that are fun, but good luck finding them. None of my regulars were there so I tried two new (to me) ones for the $60 - five dance deal upstairs. Mileage was poor but for new dancers this is typical. But one even had the audacity to ask for a tip!!! A tip? For WHAT??? She was so distracted during our dances I felt like she forgot she was working.

The parking lot is still a mine field, so bring your SUV and not your low profile tired sports car. I'd ask they fix it, but since no one is in the club anyway it seems pointless.

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