I own a dog. He is not a Rick, but I am considering changing his name so that he can become one. Is one born a Rick or must one be molded into a Rick? Do I have to get him a suit? I don’t think he likes when I put clothes on him. Even though he looked super adorable that one time I dressed him up as a hot dog. Are Ricks allowed to be dressed up as a hot dog?
Welcome WickThePuppy! The council of Rick's may give you a hard time for a while. If you keep running you will end up running with the big dogs. Don't stay on the porch like the little dogs. Keep up the good work my friend!
You can have lots of fun chasing a Frisbee or a tennis ball. You can have scooby snacks too! If you are real good, you can go for a ride in the shit truck and you can help me dump loads in bad people's basements! You can hang your head out the window in the wind and let your ears flop too!
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The suit is vewy comfy! And hot dogs are yummy!
Wuf! Wuf!
Thank you oh thank you!
Wuf! Wuf!
You can have lots of fun chasing a Frisbee or a tennis ball. You can have scooby snacks too! If you are real good, you can go for a ride in the shit truck and you can help me dump loads in bad people's basements! You can hang your head out the window in the wind and let your ears flop too!
I got some free dog treats at the mall the other day!