I’m pretty sure Elliot Waves are predicting the fuckability of strippers. Wave 1 is when the PL tries out a new SC, sees the potential future mark, but gets a not so positive first outing. Wave 2 occurs upon second outing where initial negative vibes begin to correct themselves in anticipation of third outing. This is the wave in which a fair amount of LDK begins to occur. Wave 3 is the 3rd SC outing in which complete, wild monkey like sex occurs. This is the peak PL FS Wave. The 4 th wave occurs on fourth and frequently the final outing where the FS from the CF is now boring as hell and the PL decides to move forth on to a new prospect. Rarely, the PL finds himself pleasantly stuck in Wave 3 which is what is TUSCL Termed to be ATF or even RIL.
Oh my goodness. I lost a lot of money early in my career trading index options based of that stupid theory. Just the words Elliott Wave give me the shivers.
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Fuck Elliot - long live Nidan Waves.