"inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers."
I'm not even sure how a stripper would fit $6,233 in her pussy. I really don't want to know how she wouldn't notice someone else shoving that much in there since she didn't know where it came from.
Probably claimed some guy drugged her and hid his stash and cash in her gash. Hypnotism may have also been a factor.
What a great headline: WOMAN DENIES KNOWLEDGE OF STASH AND CASH IN HER GASH
My bad. This looks like one of the hairless ape whores whose little ape spawn I accidentally ran over while driving all drunk and stuff in my Tesla. Clearly the trauma of being “ricked” drove her to insert money and drugs in her hoohaa and forget about them.
Sometimes, as a rick, you contemplate the carnage you leave in you wake. Then you smile and say “she was just a damn dirty ape” and move on!
ROAR!!!
Well I just hate it when I go to have a little fun with a dancer, and we both find something in her cooter that belongs to someone else. It really ruins the mood.
She sounds delightful. I’d buy a dance. Makes me wonder though, how much of the cash in my wallet has been inside a vagina. Probably most of it, I’d reckon.
Was this pistola? He may be into cross dressing for all we know
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Do you really want to start, cucktruck. I mean, we know you’re into being a super beta bitch to anything with two legs and a clit...
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