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Inflatable Pussies

It’s not every day you meet a woman who can inflate her pussy like a football, but I have met a few over the years. I remember the first time I encountered an inflatable pussy. I was doing my usual…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Disappointing Visit to Elliott’s

It had been years since I visited Elliott’s. Usually enjoy stopping by Pulse, but they now seem to be closed. So, decided to give Elliott’s a try. I parked in back and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fathers day trip

Arrived at 1:15, just before Happy Harry the Valet had got there. I was probably the 3rd customer in, I got a Corona and waited for my eyes to adjust, bartender was full of…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Far More Fun Than I Expected

I'm a (former) Montanan but have never been to this club, largely because I left the state before it opened. I was in Bozeman in May and decided to drive out here because the reviews…

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LOL, didn’t know there was actually a limit for club review being too long

Just posted an unusually long review and I see that it actually got cut off. Only missing the last few closing sentences, no big deal. But I had no idea there was actually a character limit per review. Learn…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Had really low expectations, very pleasantly surprised

Visited over two separate evenings in the same week. I will give overview and then separate breakdowns of the two nights as they were pretty different (weeknight vs weekend night) Club is part of a…

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Session keeps expiring every day

Every day I come to the site, I have to log back in. But before hand I have to see all the troll posts I ignored. Make it last longer or give us the option to choose if…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not headed back anytime soon

Had a little free time recently so went to Gold Rush last Saturday night, late. My buddy told me that things can get pretty interesting here, but be prepared to pay. Most girls are pretty,…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Two satisfying visits to Wise Guys in two days

Wise Guys has been my favorite club in Washington Park for several years, but I live far away and don't get there often. It's been a full year since my last two visits in May-June of…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Couple friendly but not the greatest talent

I came to this club on a Saturday night. My wife and I went because there was a posted swingers event hosted by kiss n bliss. We paid a cover upstairs of $20 to get…

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ID Scans At Clubs/ Update on Denver Louisville Slugger

This is a spin off from my previous thread. It involved the same visit to the club but I felt it deserved its own thread. Clubs that scan your ID. It has been mentioned on here that most people asking about…

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Being offered Extras/OTC

I will preface this by saying I am not really an extras or OTC kind of strip club patron. I usually get some dances when I go and leave everything at the club. I don’t typically give my number out…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Quiet but enjoyable weeknight at Silk

I've been a regular at Club Rio for years (since about 2014), but with the fun level way down there, I've started checking out other clubs around town. On a recent Wednesday evening I decided…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Friday afternoon visit

First time here in quite awhile been busy lately. Stopped in on a Friday happy hour was busy, I think it was the waitress/bartender Missy's birthday. Talent was adequate didn't see too many old timers…

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Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-cops-arrest-man-stole-pool-floats-personal-sexual-pleasure Interesting tidbit from the article: “The Sebastian Daily reported that in one of the burglaries Monnin was accused of stealing a bacon-shaped pool float.“ I wonder if he stole any goat shaped floats?

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Clothes Cars Homes and Money Do Not Define a “Good Man” or a “Good Father”! Cha

Happy Father's Day 2019! https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1501 Title says it all.

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Dayshift

I am starting to out this club into rotation, I had s falling out with my regular and decided to give this place a try. On previous visits, this place has been boring, girls all…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Shining star

This was the very first cub I went to many years ago...lol  Every once in a while I will stop in on my way home from work.  The area is not bad, close to the…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Something old, something new

Back to my usual haunts in Fayetteville. I got there about ten thirty and there was plenty of parking available, which is unusual. Walked in, got patted down, admission was about eight bucks, tipped the…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Heaven on Heels

It had been a while since I had been to a club, so I decided to give Lust a try on a Thursday night. I stopped in around 9:30pm, paid $10 for cover and was…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

When Ruca is on vacation piggie gets erica

Dropped by sat at 5pm, paid $15, which included a unlimited soda. Sat down at the bench overseeing the entrance to watch the stage shows. The girls working included, Arial. Lucy, great looking white girl…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A Night Out With the Girl Beats a Night Out With the Guys....

Strip clubs are the most fun when you are accompanied by a beautiful woman. I took my lady with me last night (who happens to appreciate the ladies too) and I’ve never had so much…

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Happy Pappy Day to all..

I da pappy of dat pooche. She call me every day

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Father’s Day Was Yesterday

At least, that’s already the case if you’re in Asia. For you mother fuckers out there where it is still Father’s Day, have a good one. Being a good father is an important and sometimes tough responsibility. If you’re taking…

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Happy Father Day

It is I Father Nicole94, father of sweetest Poosche in all Texas go Longhorns #1 law student. I ask why my Poosche no call father to wish happy day. Umi cooking goat stew good for father keep regular.…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Saturday afternoon in the axe

Browns was very quiet yet again, barely enough customers for stage dancing to start on time at 1.15. Despite this most girls put on a good stage dance, one girl working for the first time…

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

sinclair's Review

I went to the Shady Lady on a Saturday night around 20:30 and stayed through last call. The club is on the west side of Salina in the building that used to be the Wild…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Not Terrible

In previous visits to Madison I've enjoyed good luck at Visions on East Washington St. but on this Thursday night the two dancers i brought back for were very hands-off and stand-offish, so I opened…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Sr in the afternoon

I decided to go in the afternoon because work has been wearing on me and I didn’t want to be out too late, plus, it would be less crowded. I sat around for a bit…

Sunset Strip

London, England

Hot Town Summer In The Sunset.

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Arrived at Sunset at 12.00 lunch time (opening time) once again. I was only punter in the dance room. The first girl was a stunning looking…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Mr Woody left happy

Stopped by Club Erotica while I was in town. The parking situation was lame. The bouncers check id and frisk you for weapons - I found this annoying. Inside was jumping.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Saturday Nights at Showcase

SHOWCASE IS STILL THE BEST DAMN CLUB IN THIS AREA, BUT THE DJ NEEDS TO CHILL. Read on, I'll explain. Came after the bar, showed up at 2, paid 30 dollar cover (friday/saturday its 30, other…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Walking memory lane

I came here after a disappointment visit at Desires. First off parking is very limited. There is parking on the streets but it looked sketchy. I entered the dark club with no exceptions. There…

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“Anyone can have a child and call themselves "a parent " . A real parent is some

Happy Father's Day 2019! https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1501 Title says it all.

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Mid June 2019

I ventured out to the Players Club for the first time in three months this past Saturday. As others are indicating the club is now closed on Tuesdays. I'm hoping this could be a positive…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

New stage same dancers

To start with, I have been to this club several times in the past and the last few times I have left vowing to never return but it has happened once again. I left the…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Trying to get a view at the Vu

I had an evening alone in the Springs and needed somewhere to go to have a little fun. Happily the Vu did not disappoint. My night started off weird. The parking lot…

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Happy Fathers Day

If I was gonna give any man/men a s/o it would be to all the daddies whom I had the pleasure of rubbing my cinnamon brown booty on. You have helped pay for my boob job, my international travels and…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Indy Girls...Vegas Prices

Having just moved to Indy, I made my first trip to PT's this millenia on a Saturday night. Found the club to be largely what I remembered, with plenty of room and a good layout.…

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Happy Father's Day !

Hopefully all the children you know about have contacted you to wish you a Happy Father's Day. My son is taking me to lunch today. And hopefully you don't get any surprise Father's Day greetings from an unknown child.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Not a follower

Stopped in later on Friday a week ago. Eveytime I have been here I am shocked by the permeance of the smoke smell, like it is burned in the walls. No cover and some free…

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Granny panties making a come back.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/sexy-underwear-trend-granny-panties-according-celebs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IdlZCqJ8kk

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Former Corrie star, 61, and 21-year-old dancer reveal plans to start family

I have no idea who this British actor is, but I enjoy looking at the photos of true love between a mature gentleman of 61 and a dancer of 21. Will this be my year to find my soul…

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She Spiced Up My Sex Life Using an Egg Timer

BOLD NEW USES FOR AN EGG TIMER: It is both magical and sobering to be taught invaluable life lessons from a sexy woman young enough to be your daughter. I thought I was supposed to be the wise, sophisticated, worldly one.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Enjoyable way to spend a Saturday evening

Was in town for a few days and after reading reviews, it sounded like Lust was the best of the bunch here in Greenville. As many have stated, the main parking lot is a bit…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Convulted upsell was convulted

I went around afternoon 3 PM and the parking lot was empty other than the dude outside dont know If hes security or the cover guy. I decided not to go. Sunday night I went…

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Massage Parlors/Spas on TUSCL?

Some geographic areas (Ontario Canada for example) have a significant number of massage parlors/spas mixed in with the strip club listings. In contrast, there are some areas (e.g., Orlando) where the massage/spa scene is very active but TUSCL contains…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

One night w/Farrah

A 30 minute visit to the Allure massage parlor was a great experience and I would def come again. The location itself is a little bit hard to find but once you do, a different…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Don't waste your time.

Haven't been to Deja Vu in a while and went to see Kenna James' show. Unlike the other clubs in COI, Deja Vu has guests appearances. That is the only reason to go to this…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Okay times at studio 4 on a friday afternoon

I went in on a friday afternoon about 3 girls working. Not a bad experience. I stayed for about an 1hr. Notmany of the girls seemed to enthusiastic however one of the girls, half white/half…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

Nostalgic visit met with strange vibe.

Stopped by a few weeks ago for the first time in years. Place seemed darker inside than I remember but otherwise unchanged. I was one of about 3 customers. Male bartender which…

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New definition of hell:

Walking into a club when you haven’t been there for over a year. Then having a dancer come up to you and start flirting with you because she thinks you got a dance with her last time you were there -…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

An Old Friend?

It has been about eight years since I have been in St. Louis. Had a quick look at Hustler and it didn’t appeal. Nothing really wrong and I got a wrist band that let me…

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Happy Fathers Day

Even if you're not sure you qualify.

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

New Chikas on the block

I don't hesitate to say it again "its the best club for regulars". Saw a couple of new faces in there in both the shifts. It seems like a few girls from down the…

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Suggestion for founder for club info section

I never really thought about this before but recently my local club went to 21 and up only. I'm not sure how common that is but I think it it would be a good addition to the club info to…

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Checking TUSCL on my phone at a strip club

I'm posting on TUSCL while drunk at a SC and I think I may have just Inception-ed.

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Fun and expensive

I hit Synn on a Saturday night around 10pm, my third visit here. The night was a great reminder of why it's worth the drive to COI. There were maybe 20 women working, and with…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

Go Tribe!

On my way home from a Tribe game my buddy talked me into stopping at Lidos after we ate tacos at a place on Lorain. It was late but I was off the next day…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Night Trips OKC

I stopped by NT OKC last night, it was as packed as ever. It's $5 to get in just like it's sister club in Tulsa. The differences between the 2 clubs is paramount, the OKC…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

First VIP experience

I was in town for a convention and had some time to kill before my flight. Showed up around 2pm by Uber, so no valet charge. Paid a $5 cover and had a…

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Monday night in Chicago

I will be out in Chicago for one night, which will be a Monday. I know Mondays are low on talent and numbers after the weekend. Thinking of either Club390 or Atlantis. Any recommendations? Also hoping not to spend $30…

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Push butt down below and lift handle

What is the dam gas pump trying to tell me?

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Desploogination

Some of you have commented on my occasional use of the word, “desploogination.” First, in all honesty, I cannot claim to have coined the word. “Desploogination” is a term that has been around for millennia. Its earliest use can be traced…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Thursday night and Friday afternoon visit

This report encompasses at Thur night 8-12pm shift and a Friday afternoon visit for 5 hours the following day. Parked across the street at Ross' and pretended to do some shopping first so they would…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Cheers?

Made it back for another visit. It's a good thing when the bouncer and the bartender welcome you back, right? It may not be "Cheers" but a few people knew my name. The description has been…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Not a lot of fun during dayshift, might be better for regulars and those looking for extras

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon, around 3pm. The place looked like a dive bar with clothed girls walking around, and a stripper at the pole at all times. The girls were rather hot, a mix…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

An active Saturday

Made a Saturday visit. On Saturday they open at 12, but the DJ and dancing start after 1. There are a few girls on the floor with some table and couch dancing going on. Got…

Sky Lounge

Houston, Texas

Came in curious, left satisfied

I have not been out to one of these bars in over a year. Stopped by on a Wed. evening looking to see if lady named Kimberley still worked here. The place is…

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Lebron gets what he wants

It looks like we have a new favorite to win it all next year. Lakers got Anthony Davis. https://mobile.twitter.com/wojespn/status/1140023139142971392

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A handful of hotties among the thicc, big girls

As soon as I sat down I was approached by at least twelve dancers all within the first 15 or so minutes. Black, white and hispanic, and all on the thick side with huge butts.…

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Reuben at Follies

The old bathroom attendant was reported here as having passed away. A dancer told me he was in visiting earlier in the week. If so, good he is still with us. Just passing it along.

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

On its last legs.

It’s been a little bit since I’ve hit Akron so figured I’d see if anything has changed... we’ll it hasn’t and it’s worse. Jens usually was my go to, as I’ve had the most luck…

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That's quite a workout

I wouldn't mind being her workout partner: https://66.media.tumblr.com/8b1c9fe511859ba0e64b1811e3537ede/tumblr_ppb4knxzj01v47iqo_400.gif

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Has anyone danced with Ashley?

Ashley seems to be one of the nicest dancers there, so obviously very busy. Anyone been able to meet her, outside of regulars? Curious about how friendly she is.

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Things are looking up

I was pleasantly surprised with this visit. I have been here numerous times, most of the time being a Friday. The bathroom on your immediate right when you come in. Very dark bar area this…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Confirmation visit

Went to Secrets for the first time about a month ago and had a good time. Came back to confirm if it was a one time thing or start to build a positive history.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

First try at this place: Strike one

I was in Akron for work and had about 4 hours until my flight was out of Cleveland. I read reviews of this place and figured I would try it out. It is…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Costly... Very Costly

I headed out onto this club for the first time in the evening time, I knew from previous reviews that this was going to be a costly trip but given that this club had the…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Don't go out of your way

The facility is very much gentleman's club nice, nicer than it needs to be for Juneau, WI. The barmaid was better looking than any of the dancers. There were only three dancers working, two MILFS…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

TT's daytime midweek

I visited on a Tuesday afternoon around 3. There were about 10 customers and 5 or 6 dancers. Most were 7's or 8's. All were friendly and would just sit and talk…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

High Energy, Hot Dancers, Excellent Lapdances

At the entrance there were a number of male employees in black suits to collect the $5 admission, to use the wand to ensure no weapons. Inside their were also a surprising number of those…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket a New to me club

I finally got the chance to hit the clubs again (a couple months agao). When i 1st arrived here around 10 pm after a disappointing visit to H8 up the road. Decided to give…

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OT: Track and Field

They are showing a track&field event on NBC (4pm Eastern, 6/15/19) - I love seeing those ebonies w/ their muscular-legs and booties in those small-shorts

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Best place in Chicagoland

Stopped in : the place is huge and wall appointed. Very few customers with 5-10 dancers. a couple Black girls, couple Hispanic and the rest White. Various body shapes, Many have tats and about half have…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Save your time and money i it's not he same PH anymore

It's been a while since I have mongered and despite the various reviews mentioned here, I decided to check how good or bad has PH been lately. To give myself the best options, I decided…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Beware of the hustle and begging.

My first visit to this club was in ST Louis for business and decided to check it out; I was here late afternoon on a Tuesday, maybe 10 customers and 5 or…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Hit A New Low

I can't believe this place is even open. I stopped in. The entire block is shady. 3 streetwalkers walked by my car as I parked. You will step over a H addict or two sleeping…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good for what it is

Stopped by cheerleaders last night with the boys after a long work week. Haven’t been here in some time. The place looked the same as I remember from a couple years ago. Well lit, and…

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While it just so happens that we like outfits that make us look hot and pretty,

We like looking pretty and/or sexy Men like pretty and/or sexy wowen Just because a hot outfit will attract a man, it does not logically follow that the outfit was decided while thinking about what a man would prefer. Perhaps the…

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Did u ever stop and think that the girl wearing a shorts skirt & high heels didn

Lmao at dumbass men who think that short skirt +high heels automatically means a girl wants men to talk to her Before any dumbass men assume, the key word in that previous sentence was automatically. This means that I am not denying…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Virgo still here?

It’s been a while since I’ve been in here. There was a Latin girl that worked here that was kinda short and wore glasses usually and went by Virgo/Vanessa. She would work day and night shifts. Anyone…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Stripper Draft Needed!

I went back to the Hole on a Friday evening two weeks ago, and while I had a decent to below average time, this club needs some new talent and quickly! There were more dancers than…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Jimmy’s satisfies

Once in a blue moon, I drive over from Huntsville and see if Jimmy’s is still there. As the sprawl of Madison and Athens gets ever closer, I expect that the Jimmy’s site may one…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

So this is where all the russians/ukranians went!

So this is where all the russians/ukranians went. There was a time in NJ where the majority of clubs had a roster of girls representing different regions. The top regions being Brazil, Dominican Republic,…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Meh

The neighborhood is on the edge of sketchy and edgy. It was a few blocks from my hotel. On my walk over there was a loud fight in the street outside a bar on 3rd…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

won't be back

Club was nice and had plenty of parking. There are a number of motels close by and the neighborhood is okay. My wife and I have been to many clubs but WILL NOT…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great club. Lots of selection

My first time here but I have been to other clubs before. Honestly this club was really nice lots of women. Different types for all people. Tall short. black white latina asian. Fakes naturals.…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Nice time.

Decided to hit up Rumors one Thursday afternoon. Plenty of parking safe area in lake hopatcong. Entered the bar and very attentive bartender got a beer nice and cold reasonably priced. Think it was 5…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Daytime visit to gentlemen club

Large parking lot with parking in front or rear not best part of town but never had any issues. Walking in there is no cover before 4:30 or so depends on crowd or number of…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

No privacy in the champagne room...

Being from California I was pleasantly surprised at how many girls had naturals breasts. Stage dances were fine although some clown seemed to always be “making it rain” which was annoying. The lap dance room…

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Son of Harvey cop shot security guards, patron before being killed, sheriff's in

Strip club shootout. https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/daily-southtown/ct-sta-harvey-boogie-nights-shooting-st-0616-story.html

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Pony ride

Popped in for happy hour Friday afternoon after spending two straight days getting drained at Folies. But I would check out the pony to see if a hot redhead was working the day shift. I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great diversion from reality

I was in New England for the first time this past week (on business) and decided to give Club Desire a try based on the great Intel offered here by some regulars to this club.…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Daytime visit to Ricks

Just for kicks I decided to try out the Ricks Dreamgirls for a daytime visit since I got tired of the same old thing at the usual spots. Went in and there were only 3…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Back open for business soon

This is just a status update for those in the Chicago land area who may be interested. This place has gone through a lot of changes and been shut down a few times over…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

Fun time at teasers!!!

Went to Teasers on a Friday night got there around 8:30. The cover charge was 5$, I got me a beer at the bar and went sat down and watched the girls on stage all…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Not great! But we will try again.

This is the second time to visit Ruby's this year. If you like Brazilian chicks of all sizes and shapes, this is the place. Not all of them are good, but many are pretty aggressive.…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Low mileage, bikini dances

Lap dances are bikini on and hands off. $20 for exactly 3 minutes as counted down by the machine. They were periodically doing 2-for-1 when the blue light comes on, but you have to time…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Fun Times

INTRODUCTION My travels brought me to the Steel City to visit some family and as we all know, Pittsburgh clubs suck for extra fun despite a recent entry that said something to the contrary, Years of…

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OT: Pretty-funny SNL skit

https://youtu.be/O2FkgBIL-kI

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OT: Wow - the power of mother-nature

Landslide in China: https://youtu.be/8RXc6v5r7VI

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Unexpected good time

I wasn't planning to stop at Delilahs but I found myself in the neighborhood so I pulled in. Friday evening about 730-8. There was about 12 or so guys around the bar. 2 dancers on…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Good Time Small Budget

My funds were a bit depleted from an adventure the night before, but the reviews for this club made it attractive, it was close to my hotel, and I was hungry. Parking was free. No ID…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Hottest girls in SF, but VIP rooms not very private

I went to Gold Club on a Wednesday night. The access to the main room is $20 but I paid $30 which gives access to the VIP balcony. While the main room was quite crowded…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Meeting new girls

This is a review for a visit in mid May. Rules had changed and old faces were gone, but I wanted to see what could be had. Got there about 9:30 on a Friday night.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Summary of my last 2 visits.. happy days are almost here again, but different

Day 1 Wednesday 6/12/19 12:00-2:00 Working this day: Leticia, Devon, Jolie, Milla, Cayenne, and one tattooed girl. I decided to heed to the plea of some benevolent PH veterans, to not abandon our friends at PH…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Had some dessert

After reading some recent positive reviews, well at least positive in the sense that more dancers seem to be here than the last time I tried, i gave Dream another try on a different day. Since…

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Rate the ebony chocolate

Yes or No https://66.media.tumblr.com/79fd7d67552796adc9e69b3bbe9ae00b/tumblr_pt3lhy46DI1t9us2w_1280.jpg

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

First Time

After my last two visits to HiLiter when I walked away with all of my dancer budget I decided to try a different club after work on Monday. Traffic was terrible and not helped by…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Meh....

Walked in no person at the front, guy approached me from behind asking for my ID. It was 7-8pm. Small club, very dark. One thick, tall dancer on the stage, she got off and walked in…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Still had a good time

I visited in the afternoon, but I don't think it matters for security. There was a large parking lot on the main drag. I can't imagine that it isn't well out at night. The inside…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

A little pricy for the private dances I would say

Decided to stop by after a golf outing. Since I was heading home in a bit the no alcohol bit was fine, I was just hankering for a glimpse of some poon tang. There were…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Naomi ?

Was there early Friday afternoon till almost 5. Many new faces or not known to me. I usually don’t stay that late as I want to beat traffic on 95/76. Anyway met Naomi (?) I think…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Why did I even turn my car off

First time stopping at The Cricket. It's right off of Michigan Ave past Telegraph right after the light. Parking is a bit confusing, I actually turned into the parking for the buildings right next to…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

So-So day at St. James

I was in town for business and my flight landed at 5PM. So instead of fighting traffic, I headed to St. James. It’s only about 10-15 minutes from the airport, so it’s a perfect pit…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Stabilized

The Hustler Club at last seems to have halted its slide. It’s nothing like the glory days, but relatively late Friday, Thursday and particularly Saturday, a good time can be had. Club continues to look fine,…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Well..... it happened!

I unfortunately visited the Lumberyard again this past week after a really substandard experience back in mid May. Why you ask? I almost asked myself the same thing the next morning. I arrived later…

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Worthy of a review ?

Spearmint Rhino STRIP CLUB TOPLESS DANCERS Las VegasNevada FABIOWEDNESDAY Illinois Bad experience. June 14, 2019 0 This was my worst experience at Rhino ever. First off the day shift dancers are quite below average and way below the quality of the night shift dancers.…

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Today's edition of the irrelevant review

JR's Cabaret STRIP CLUB NUDE DANCERS Bronx, New York Dipper69 Caffeinated before a long drive June 14, 2019 1 Came through around 11PM on a Friday night before a long drive. Despite being in a NYC borough, the neighborhood feels like a abandoned…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

miss the old stars

this is the first time I have gone here since it stopped being a full nude club. I went on a thur. after midnight. there was 14 dancers that night and about 14 customers. there…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

I didnt rest long, but got what I went there for

After a frustrating week at work, I needed something that was fast, dependable and enjoyable so I ventured into the Rest-A-Bit. Ive been there quite a few times before and knew what to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Bad experience.

This was my worst experience at Rhino ever. First off the day shift dancers are quite below average and way below the quality of the night shift dancers. Now for the shit show. I arrived…

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A Dancer's Perspective (as told to me) on the Economics of Extras Club VIP

There had been some discussion on the board about dancers not doing VIP at extras clubs. Earlier this year I had a conversation about this with a dancer that I have taken to VIP before. I also learned a bit…

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Can u imagine how frustrating It is to have a crush on someone for a year..think

#nicole1994problems #on to the next

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

Don't Go... Save your money

I don't know why I come back here, it just isn't worth the time or money. I honestly don't know how this place stays in business. I don't think I have ever been here for…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Caffeinated before a long drive

Came through around 11PM on a Friday night before a long drive. Despite being in a NYC borough, the neighborhood feels like a abandoned warehouse district; but a lot of these joints have that atmosphere.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fooling Around at Follies

So, tried out the local stroll over the weekend and decided to see what all the fuss was about Follies this afternoon. Arrived around 1:00 pm and parked across the street. Not an eyebrow was…

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My mom usef to be extremely beautiful before my father ruined her life and she

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Hi do you have a massive erection?

Do you like boobies? Do you like Titties? Then come to Baby Dolls Dallas, where we have everything your head (both) desires. We have VIP Bachelor Parties Divorce Parites Birthday parties, All ages bring the kids! Fat Cigars No Rick Dugans All you can eat Buffet Cubans, And man…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Management Ruined a Good Club

Lil Darlings used to be one of my favorite clubs in Vegas. I've had some great times there. But they have totally ruined the place with their new policies and pricing. My previous…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

This Place Never Gets Old

I visited No. 5 for our usual monthly guys night out. For those unfamiliar with the Vancouver club scene, No. 5 is really the last of the original strip clubs that once inhabited our city.…

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Women's World Cup - Who ya' got ?

After the success of the thread for the NBA playoffs, I thought I would start one for the Women's World Cup. The gooner should have something to say about this. I'll pulling for Sweden. Ever since…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Are they open?

Just wondering if they are open again? I used to go to Arnies (I guess Boogie Nights) a couple of times a month then I moved overseas. Im back in Chicago and I would love to go back if its

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Strippers Are Turning To Old-School Union Tactics To Fight For Fair Wages.

Long article about California employee classification for strippers. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/strippers-union-fair-wages_n_5cf97c7ae4b06af8b505a2f2

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Is rubmaps down ?

Is rubmaps down ?? At least they dont change their website so often

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Being white in a black club, and club recommendations for AC

Maybe Papi you can answer this, since I remember you mentioned a club in my area that has more AA women. So I’ve been thinking of trying to go to a more urban club togs summer. My concern is I’m…

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Tattoo Artists I Like... Inspired by Lone_Wolf's "Tattoos! WTF!?" Thread

I did one of these threads a while ago when the usual suspects were whinging about tattoos on dancers. Anyway, here's a selection of tattoo artists that I like. It's obvious that I lean towards black and grey over bright…

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Best subway ride

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByqFwtIARGU/?igshid=183ccx8ys0n59

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Rejected review and my message to Founder

I wrote a review of one of the Seattle-area clubs I frequest yesterday, and was surprised to see it rejected. Once I read the comments from the members who rejected it, I got angry. So I wrote the following message…

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OT : BEN SHAPIRO

Ben Shapiro. Good guy or prick?

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Am I weird for getting turned on after a cute guy tells me " you're so adorable

Like of course that is creepy but that's why I told him I'm never gonna meet with I'm in private I would never meet him in private bc I don't trust him but I just like what he Said lol…

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Tattoos! WTF?!!

Distant family aquantance. 19 y/o. Sexy charming just blooming with sensuality. Recently posted a Facebook pic sporting a full sleeve tat on her lower arm. Ugh! It's like watching someone splash car grease on a beautiful painting. Nineteen…

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Famed NOLa Outlet on Publication Cover

Yeah yeah not a big whoop but it's kinda fun, that when Andrea anti-porn-crusader Dworkin shows up in the New York Review of Books she gets pictured in front of New Orleans' late great Bourbon Street strip club Big Daddy's…

Politics

AOC Joins war on cauliflower

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nationalreview.com/corner/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-joins-the-war-on-cauliflower/amp/ The new menace: cauliflower. “Looks like they’ve got composting going on, which is so awesome, too, because composting is really hard to do in a neighborhood like this. We just don’t have the pick ups and the ease of it…

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Beer belly on a beautiful girl!

I saw a girl in the park and she looked very far along with her pregnancy. I usually don’t say anything unless they bring it up but she was very lovely so I had to speak. I asked her when…

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do US Presidents effect the state of SCs....and trivia needed

first, lemme drop off the trivia questions i have, real quick: can anyone answer these questions WITH PROOF, because i don't have the answer: 1) there's a porn star we all know, teanna trump. my trivia question is: did she vote for…

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The Dawn of My Golden Era

The first time I moved to Southeast Asia I had no inkling of what was in store for me. I found myself immediately surrounded by more sexy, young Asian women than I had time to shake my night stick at.…

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anymore late-late night strip clubs exist?

it's defunct and locked up for the past 3 years now, but i remember an SC around here used to be open until 4am--on the weeknights! every weeknight. close at 6-7am on the weekends. pure heaven, i tells ya. nothing like…

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when did you get your first cell phone?

me: around 2004-2005. ok, so i made this discussion because i'm getting a little upset about something. lol. so, i've been reading up on the adnan syed / hae min lee 1999 murder in baltimore thing. it was a huge podcast in…

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Going to KS next month. Shall I or shall I not?

There is a DIVE SC in Pittsburgh KS called Pats Lounge that I have been to 3 times now. Haven’t been there for about 6 months. It has not been reviewed in 3 years. I am tempted to visit…

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St Louis Blues takes the Stanley Cup against the team that beat them in the play

East St Louis Strippers are gonna make a SHIT TON OF MONEY tonight! Just saying. PLs gonna get some good pussy and boobies in East St. Louis tonight. Just saying.

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There may be no sex in the Champaign Room. However...

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Excessive Criminal Justice Crazies

Alabama approves ‘chemical castration’ bill for some sex offenders https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2019/06/11/alabama-chemical-castration-bill/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7ecfcf4da5e6 This is excessive, this kind of stuff does not work. We can't just exterminate, incarcerate, or chemically eviscerate all the bad people and then expect that that will make us safe.…

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Responding to Their Requests for Help

If a stripper asks you for help whether it be monetary or whatever, how do you respond? Do you ignore? Play along hoping you're wooing her? Ask this for that?

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Damn TV!

I just want to watch ONE game. I haven’t turned the fucking TV on for about 4.5 years now. Haven’t had an interest to do so. Now that I want to watch it tonight, it took me 45 minutes…

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OT. Bugatti Chiron.

Anybody with history of this car. Thinking of buying one for my son as he heads up for his freshman year at MIT, that is what he wants…

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Boob Job Detective - Episode #2

So let's try this again... Did she have a boob job: https://imgur.com/a/aNlFrO8 Pics span a 5 year period and are mixed up (not in chronological order)... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YES/NO/MAYBE

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Charlotte UHM Clubs

Before you say read the reviews I've already combed thru them and wasn't impressed. Does Charlotte have any HM,UHM, or Extras friendly clubs? It looked pretty barren from the reviews I glanced over

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Shy Bladder Syndrome in Tokyo

Not so long ago an Asian chick I had never met went out of her way to get a good long look at my cock. I was in Narita Airport outside Tokyo. Nature called so I found a men’s room…

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No power at the strip club

I went to Baby Dolls and there was no power. I wrote a review about it just because I wanted VIP so I could read the Reverend’s reviews 😁 He has been posting some great stories that remind me of…

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Atlanta gay club has created a Go Fund Me account. Please help.

Swinging Richards has filed for bankruptcy protection and a Go Fund Me account has been created to raise $1 million to cover the gay strip club’s legal fees. The parent company of the club, 1400 Northside Drive Inc., filed for Chapter…

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A Better Litmus Test for Determining How Much a Woman Likes You

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Woman Agreeing to Have Your Baby. The fundamental reason women are so much pickier than men in choosing who they will get juicy with relates to the biological economics of human sexual reproduction.…

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A Harley Accident

While riding his Harley, a man swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely hurting his head. Dazed and confused he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a…

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The never ending thread.

Place all suggestions that you would like founder to make right here. That way he doesn't have to search for them.

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Banking

My bank recently started a free money transfer system. A dancer who I’ve seen OTC several times has an account at the same bank. I transferred funds into her account today and when I went online to view my account…

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Quick Question/Suggestion for Founder

Is there a way you can do bold and/or italics on here? If there is perhaps I’m just not tracking then forgive my ignorance. But if not is that something that could possibly be added? I think it would really…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Woman choices

The choices are not very satisfying. In the old days the talent was at least thinner. Now they are larger. I am sure nice people but the Mack size is not my thing

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Democrats 2020

Washington Gov. Jay Inslee “We Are Facing an Existential Crisis”: Gov. Inslee Slams DNC for Refusing to Hold Climate Debate https://www.democracynow.org/2019/6/11/we_are_facing_an_existential_crisis#transcript On Climate Refugees, Tax Breaks for Boeing & Why He Feels Trump Is a Racist https://www.democracynow.org/2019/6/11/gov_jay_inslee_on_running_for#transcript Washington sounds pretty good! SJG Americans are under-educated www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65661 OT: Anglo-American Philosophy…

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Did You Ever Have a Wife or Girlfriend Who Was a Stripper?

I never had any “serious” emotional involvement with a stripper, but my first wife went through a phase during which she wanted to be a stripper. One day after work my wife and I found ourselves trapped in unusually horrendous…

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OT: Justin Bieber wants to Fight Tom Cruise in an MMA Match

This is so preposterous I'm going to actually post off topic. https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2019/06/10/justin-bieber-challenges-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-betting-line An initial betting line actually has Bieber winning...?

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“The basic parameters of a healthy diet are already well known: plenty of whole

“The problem is not that the guidelines are wrong or insufficiently personalized but that people are not following them...” Title says it all.

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Florida girl

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-squeezed-boyfriends-privates-until-they-bled-cops She's actually pretty hot. The article mentioned she had priors. I wonder if any of them included solicitation, or if it's jus boring shit like DUI and driving without insurance, Also, what kind of a pussy is…

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I’m Not That Crazy About Blow Jobs

It may be considered heresy for me to admit this here, but the honest truth is I’m not all that crazy about blow jobs. Don’t get me wrong. I’d rather enjoy a good blowjob than go to the dentist, meet…

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The Pathetic Scarcity of Quality Porn

Just about everyone on the whole damn planet who is healthy and old enough to have an indecent hormonal level is vitally interested in sex. And well they should be! After all, procreation is our most critical mission imperative. God’s…

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Any OC/LA local tempted to cum see me

Pics from tonight posted I’m at California Girls Santa Ana. If not, tell me about your ATF and what made her special.

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Dallas clubs

Iv been at hustler in Shreveport for 3 years but I'm switching to a Dallas club. Does anyone recommend certain ones. Which club can I make the most money. The hustler I was at owned a house near the club…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hotel Cascadas wifi

Anyone know the quality of the wifi in the hotel? My phone won't be in service in Mexico so wifi calling is my only hope at contacting friends and family.

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Sex Work Would Be Broadly Legal in New York Under New Bill Introduced Monday

Sex work would be broadly legalized in New York state under a first-of-its-kind bill introduced by state legislators on Monday. A group of lawmakers first called for legislation in February, but on Monday they finally came forward with a 13-page bill…

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Desert Scrub Intervention

As I was doing my daily check of reviews posted for clubs in my area I noticed that desert scrub had denied each one saying it was a "Shill review". Before the site change I never noticed this as we…

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Full baths ?

Any massage parlors offer bathing services ?

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OT: MotoGP motorcycle racing

I used to follow it more a few years ago but not much lately; but I think it's pretty-exciting stuff. Was at the bro's house on Su eve and enjoying his new 75" 4K TV - he has Amazon Prime and…

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OT: Airline Credit Cards

I don't fly much but often times nearing the end of a flight, the crew will make an announcement about applying for their airline's credit-card and they make it sound pretty-enticing offering a good amount of free-miles for signing-up.…

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OT: Interesting take from Sir Richard Branson

Richard Branson believes the key to success is a three-day workweek Billionaire Richard Branson is pushing business leaders to embrace the idea of flexible work arrangements, claiming that with today’s cutting-edge technology, there is no reason people can’t work less hours…

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Being a prudent person - or being a pussy? I vote it was the latter

From a recent review of Honey's in Gary, IN: "... This was my go-to place for awhile - I went here a few weeks back to enjoy myself. Previous reviewers have pointed out that there are more black women in the…

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The Most Magical Moment

Is there anything more magical in a man’s life than the moment when he first slides his cock, condom-free, into a tight vagina that he has never penetrated before, especially if it belongs to a woman who he’s definitely not…

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For those of you with a spouse

I think I saw something similar to this a few months back but can’t find it. If you don’t mind sharing, for those of you that are married, does your wife know you go to SC? If not, how to you…

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OT. Land Rover Discovery Sport HSE

Anybody with history of this car. Thinking of buying one for my kid turning 16, that is what they want

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Medal of Honor announced for soldier who fought through three floors of insurgen

Of course, basketball players and Hollywood actors are the real heroes https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/06/10/medal-of-honor-announced-for-soldier-who-fought-through-three-floors-of-insurgents-in-fallujah/

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Old men having children

Zachary’s, the only strip club on Cape Cod recently closed when the owner sold the building in which it was located, for $2,000,000. It is extremely unlikely that it will reopen. The seller reported that he was 76 years…