Beautiful women, but rules ruin the entire experience.
Welcome to Knoxville, where the strip clubs have beautiful women but the entertainment is still plain and boring. Of the many places I've been to, mouse's ear definitely had the more consistent selection of beautiful women, but what's the point of having hot ladies dance if there's no contact? To be fair, this club really does give you a bang for your buck, although I'd rather spend a bit more myself to get a lot more fun. Cover is 12 bucks, which is really not too bad at all. A girl will approach you and try to get you to buy a dance the second you walk in or sit down. Table dances, full nude, are 10, and couch dances are 40, although personally I'd say you get the same dance either way, and with the couch you may have a tiny chance of the girl accidentally grazing your knee or leg, but I wouldn't really bet on it. The place itself is tiny, and everything is in a small room with a main stage in the middle and 2 smaller ones on the sides, which were totally unused. The entire place reeks of cigarettes, which isn't unexpected, and the restrooms were 'open', in the sense that there's no door or stall for any privacy. Girls were all 7/10s and above. If you want a peek show, and maybe the occasional attention of one of the girls, I say go for it. I went and spent under 30 bucks the whole time. But if you actually want some action, and any contact at all with these beautiful women. I'd suggest trying out other clubs. For 40 bucks though, I'd recommend finding anything else with some form of contact, otherwise you're really just wasting money.
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