Who'd You Rather: Lisa Ann vs. Megan Rain
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
We open up the Pornstar Bracket with a battle between the old and new guards.
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Pornstar Bracket: LISA ANN vs. Megan RAIN
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LISA ANN
38DD-20-33
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1899
CLIP: (hardcore anal) https://www.analdin.com/videos/312862/in…
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Lisa Ann was already a porn veteran when she burst into the mainstream by "nailing" her role parodying Sarah Palin in 2008. Imitation isn't her only trick, though. She hasn't lasted this long in the business by not being good at what she does, remaining a hot commodity well into her 40s. She did go more mainstream for a while, taking her love of sports to a new level by both becoming a radio show host and getting involved personally with a Notre Dame player. However, she's back in the business after having a few of her features refreshed. The clip above is her "new" look, while the picture is her older, more familiar one.
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Megan RAIN
32B/D*-27-35
Pic: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1960
Clip (solo masturbation): https://hellporno.net/v/192539/?promoid=…
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Rain may be one of the most versatile actresses in porn today. Want girl-next-door young looks? She can do that. Want sultry and sexy? She can do that, too. Want a girl who willing to be filmed with another girl eating cereal out of a bowl crammed in down there — no, not that place, the smaller one? She'll do it. While the breakfast vid is a turn-off for me, her other stuff isn't, and the fact she can have just about anything put just about into anywhere and look damn good doing it makes her a shining star. Amusingly, given her name, she's also often the body used when perverted techies make Megan Fox deepfakes, so she's got that going for her, too.
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* - One thing to consider: Rain made the decision in late 2018 to get implants. (https://twitter.com/littlesexbuddha/stat…)
While they're better looking than, say, what happened when Shauna O'Brien went under the knife mid-career, it's still a significant change.
I'll let you decide how you want that to factor into your thinking.
If you choose to vote for Rain based only on what she looked like & did before she went bigger, that's fine.
If you choose to vote for Rain based on what she looks like now, that's also fine.
If you choose to vote for Lisa Ann or the ever-popular 'Neither' choice based on what Rain's change, that's also fine.
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Enough chatter: Who'd you rather?
LISA ANN
RAIN
or NEITHER
Post your answer below.
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Pornstar Bracket: LISA ANN vs. Megan RAIN
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LISA ANN
38DD-20-33
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1899
CLIP: (hardcore anal) https://www.analdin.com/videos/312862/in…
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Lisa Ann was already a porn veteran when she burst into the mainstream by "nailing" her role parodying Sarah Palin in 2008. Imitation isn't her only trick, though. She hasn't lasted this long in the business by not being good at what she does, remaining a hot commodity well into her 40s. She did go more mainstream for a while, taking her love of sports to a new level by both becoming a radio show host and getting involved personally with a Notre Dame player. However, she's back in the business after having a few of her features refreshed. The clip above is her "new" look, while the picture is her older, more familiar one.
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Megan RAIN
32B/D*-27-35
Pic: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1960
Clip (solo masturbation): https://hellporno.net/v/192539/?promoid=…
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Rain may be one of the most versatile actresses in porn today. Want girl-next-door young looks? She can do that. Want sultry and sexy? She can do that, too. Want a girl who willing to be filmed with another girl eating cereal out of a bowl crammed in down there — no, not that place, the smaller one? She'll do it. While the breakfast vid is a turn-off for me, her other stuff isn't, and the fact she can have just about anything put just about into anywhere and look damn good doing it makes her a shining star. Amusingly, given her name, she's also often the body used when perverted techies make Megan Fox deepfakes, so she's got that going for her, too.
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* - One thing to consider: Rain made the decision in late 2018 to get implants. (https://twitter.com/littlesexbuddha/stat…)
While they're better looking than, say, what happened when Shauna O'Brien went under the knife mid-career, it's still a significant change.
I'll let you decide how you want that to factor into your thinking.
If you choose to vote for Rain based only on what she looked like & did before she went bigger, that's fine.
If you choose to vote for Rain based on what she looks like now, that's also fine.
If you choose to vote for Lisa Ann or the ever-popular 'Neither' choice based on what Rain's change, that's also fine.
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Enough chatter: Who'd you rather?
LISA ANN
RAIN
or NEITHER
Post your answer below.
38 comments
I saw a recent clip of Lisa Ann. She's pretty hot for her age, but she should probably transition to exclusively working behind the camera sooner rather than later.
We did say we'd want to measure the competitors as they were in their prime, not necessarily as they are today.
#campaignslogan
Lisa Ann
Good job, sir.
https://spankbang.com/2jsnj/video/gnc+me…
I'll add in a fruitless vote for Ann because I met her once when she was featuring and was impressed. It won't put her over the top, though.
RAIN: 10
LISA ANN: 7
NEITHER: 1
I̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶L̶i̶s̶a̶ ̶A̶n̶n̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶:̶ ̶4̶ ̶(I like Lisa Ann, I like pigtails and I like schoolgirl skirts; what can I say)
巨魔被忽略了:̶ ̶2̶
In a borderline stunner, Lisa Ann is out in the opening round and Megan Rain moves on.
Two matchups in and the lower seed's won both. I give you guys credit. I seeded these two matchups moreso on name recognition than anything, thinking the more well-known woman had a better chance. You guys have proven me wrong and gone off appearance. I also underestimated how much you guys value more realistic breasts. I took that into account somewhat in seeding, but you guys are taking it way more into account with your voting.
That said, we'll also consider Rain in her pre-op state going forward, since that seemed to be the preferred look for those who commented.
Rain will next go up against the winner of Capri Cavanni vs. Sylvia Saint.
It's TUSCL. Hype don't matter. wwpd?
"I also underestimated how much you guys value more realistic breasts."
There's lot of dudes who post at TUSCL that are in the No Plastic Club.
There is no active matchup at the moment. Taking a short break between rounds 1 and 2.
Plus I had no idea who Megan Rain is so dug up the post.
I actually wish we could discuss the votes more. It's better conversation and more relevant to the site's purpose than a lot of what's here.
The problem with resurfacing old threads is people lose the active one, or think they can still vote on threads that have already been decided, because most of us have the board set to show the most recent threads commented upon at the top of the board.
Granted, we don't have an active thread right now, so it's not all that bad at the moment. But it's the principle for when we do have them.
FWIW, I have done some statistical analysis in the first round results, and when I have time (maybe tomorrow night), I'll post that as an intermediary thing before we start the second round. There will be some fun things to discuss in there, so be on the lookout for that.