Who'd You Rather: Nicole Kidman vs. Kiana Tom
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
I think this is a pretty epic matchup to kick off the Celebrity Bracket.
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Celebrity Bracket: Nicole KIDMAN vs. Kiana TOM
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Nicole KIDMAN
34A-23-36
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1933
CLIP: (sexy dancing, non-nude) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGrH4Q_z…
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She's an Academy Award winner who's at home being all different kinds of sexy. She was glammed up in "Moulin Rouge," seductively smart in "Dead Calm," a femme fatale in "To Die For" and a sharp-tongued woman who wanted to be seen desirable by real-life ex-husband Tom Cruise in "Eyes Wide Shut." Australia produces some of the world's finest women and Kidman might be their best export. Let's also not discount that she's a damn fine actress, as at home in her debut on a BMX bike as a teenager as she was swinging through a Baz Luhrmann madcap number later on. Maybe the smallest cups you'll see in the bracket, but they, and everything, looks good on her.
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Kiana TOM
32C-23-32
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1932
CLIP: (working out, workout tops & bikini) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVaPS8JD…
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In 90's, ESPN2 found a way to boost weekday morning viewership: Take the standard workout show and make it sexier. Some may have watched the resulting shows for the fitness tips, but many others watched for the models. Tom was the breakout star of one, BodyShaping, which resulted in her getting her own show, FlexAppeal. A mix of Hawaiian, Chinese and Irish, Tom's toned body is as perfect as they come, which made her 2002 spread in Playboy an amazing sight. After her ESPN show, Tom made appearances in a few mainstream movies and even an Eminem video as a hottie opposite Jenna Jameson. In her mid-50s now, Tom still looks incredible when promoting her brand of fitness via her social media channels.
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OK, who'd you rather?
KIDMAN
TOM
or NEITHER
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Celebrity Bracket: Nicole KIDMAN vs. Kiana TOM
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Nicole KIDMAN
34A-23-36
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1933
CLIP: (sexy dancing, non-nude) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGrH4Q_z…
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She's an Academy Award winner who's at home being all different kinds of sexy. She was glammed up in "Moulin Rouge," seductively smart in "Dead Calm," a femme fatale in "To Die For" and a sharp-tongued woman who wanted to be seen desirable by real-life ex-husband Tom Cruise in "Eyes Wide Shut." Australia produces some of the world's finest women and Kidman might be their best export. Let's also not discount that she's a damn fine actress, as at home in her debut on a BMX bike as a teenager as she was swinging through a Baz Luhrmann madcap number later on. Maybe the smallest cups you'll see in the bracket, but they, and everything, looks good on her.
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Kiana TOM
32C-23-32
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1932
CLIP: (working out, workout tops & bikini) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVaPS8JD…
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In 90's, ESPN2 found a way to boost weekday morning viewership: Take the standard workout show and make it sexier. Some may have watched the resulting shows for the fitness tips, but many others watched for the models. Tom was the breakout star of one, BodyShaping, which resulted in her getting her own show, FlexAppeal. A mix of Hawaiian, Chinese and Irish, Tom's toned body is as perfect as they come, which made her 2002 spread in Playboy an amazing sight. After her ESPN show, Tom made appearances in a few mainstream movies and even an Eminem video as a hottie opposite Jenna Jameson. In her mid-50s now, Tom still looks incredible when promoting her brand of fitness via her social media channels.
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OK, who'd you rather?
KIDMAN
TOM
or NEITHER
26 comments
Nicole does nothing for me. Why? Pasty white skin, prudish vibe, bad judge of people (tom cruise). I don't know Tom but he seems very douchey
^^^ bingo
Kiana Tom for me (even though her tits look fake).
Desire-wise it's a tie. So for me the deciding factor is going to be fame. If 20 years from now I am bragging at the nursing home that I fucked Kiana Tom (who?) vs Nicole Kidman (high fives), so Kidman for me.
Nicole KIDMAN
TOM: 14
KIDMAN: 8
̶K̶i̶d̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶t̶:̶ ̶3̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶
̶V̶a̶g̶u̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶:̶ ̶2̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶
̶B̶o̶t̶h̶:̶ ̶1̶ ̶(eventually voters will figure out this is a waste of time)
̶A̶d̶v̶o̶c̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶k̶e̶g̶e̶l̶ ̶e̶x̶e̶r̶c̶i̶s̶e̶s̶:̶ ̶1̶ ̶w̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶l̶
Kiana Tom moves on.
This is the first non-surprise, both in terms of seeding and my own thinking, in my mind. To expand on @Justin's thinking, yes, more people will known Kidman than Tom. But those who know Tom will be way more impressed. She was pretty much guaranteed satisfaction, every morning, five days a week, each in a different outfit. Sure, Kidman was hot here and there. But Tom was hot all the damn time, and was always right in front of you.
Tom's road doesn't get easier in a loaded Celebrity Region. She'll get the winner between Carmen Electra and Katarina Witt.