Mitzi's Lounge
Closed
48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734

Lackluster with a side of mediocre

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Hazzard01
Aug 6, 2019, 12:38 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

After hearing about the place for years, I finally made it to Mitzi’s. Friday night, about 8pm. No cars in the lot (yet people inside). $10 cover and BYOB. Was told I could buy a bottle from the liquor store next door (or maybe across the street?) the pay the bar to serve it me.

The place looks like your “cool” uncle’s rec room in the70’s, only covered in 40 years of dust. Wood paneling everywhere. Dim lighting. Old mismatched furniture. Quite frankly it gave off a who cares attitude.

6 girls working, all looked equivalent to what you’d find in the WV Eastern Panhandle clubs. In fact one said she occasionally dances out there, another claimed to dance in Baltimore. Girls all hung out at the bar with regulars.

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