Should we admit dogs? A rick conundrum

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• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  WickThePuppy seems advanced for a puppy though. He is very well behaved and a hard worker. He told me he is in school for being a chemical engineers. I checked his grades and they are stellar. He seems brilliant. I am not a Rick, but chosong him seems logical to me.
  
  Mackie
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  *choosing
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  Maybe we ricks can devise an appropriate test. Perhaps we can determine whether he can force a female hairless ape to lick his ass and balls rather than going to town on himself.
  
  Yes, if, as a dog, he can get his ass and balls cleaned without doing it himself it will show true rickness!
  
  ROAR!!!
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  If the little one can pass the test I will take him under my metaphorical wing and teach him to convince a hairless ape whore to clean his ass and balls with her tongue while driving drunk in a Tesla.
  
  The trick is using the autopilot. And not caring whether you run over any damn dirty apes!
  
  ROAR!!!
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  I don't know, rick. The ability to lick one's own balls would be a valuable resource to the Council. Look at the opportunities to avoid the pitfalls of falling in love with strippers just because they lick your balls!
  
  Meow.....
• GACA

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  5 years ago

  Rickthewolf (of Wall Street) should weigh in.
  
  Doubtful he'd let it pass, because like his hero Gordon Gecko he doesn't believe the meek will inherit the Earth.
  
  Hooowwwlll!!! At the Moon.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  I think there will be more of a chance of dancers falling in love with him. He will be a true heart breaker and slay some hearts
• WickThePuppy

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  5 years ago

  I'm here. I wove wicking my balls. But I can chase away the best of em. Don't get near any of my wegs or i'll piss on you.
  
  Undressed monkeys!
  
  
  Wuf! Wuf!
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  -^^ I approve of this Rick, I mean “Wick”!
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Apex predators, well those would be my Christian Eating Lions.
  
  
  Here just you watch, I am going to make these four bronze lions come to life:
  
  http://www.speel.me.uk/sculptlondon/land…
  
  SJG
• crazyjoe

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  5 years ago

  I say let the little guy have a chance to prove himself
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Now usually the Council of Ricks can be found on the upper floors of their Manhattan high rise. But other times they will be with their European friends, at the Bayreuth Opera House. Still other times they are at their European Head Quarters, in Frankfurt. Completed in 1931 for Farben Gesellschaft, then used as Supreme Allied Command Headquarters, then as a university, but now returned to a more suitable use for the Ricks.
  
  https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c…
  
  https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.XRf2f…
  
  So to understand the Council of Ricks the first question we need to ask is, is this Council a Gemeinschaft, or is it Gesellschaft?
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemeinscha…
  
  https://www.worldatlas.com/what-is-gemei…
  
  And then the second question is, how closely related is it to The Thule Gesellschaft
  
  https://thirdreichocculthistory.blogspot…
  
  SJG
  
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• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ROAR!!!
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Its out of this work that IG Ricks was conceptualized. Series of meetings on the top floor of Farben Haus in Frankfurt. Recognizing that hairless apes are an evolutionary dead end.
  
  Science and the Swastika : Hitler's Biological Soldiers
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAdwjYc…
  
  SJG
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Dr. Karl Brandt, ran the Nazi medical programs. Executed by Nuremberg Tribunal.
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors%27…
  
  But those who founded IG Ricks remained underground.
  
  SJG
• SJGsAMPGirlfriend

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  5 years ago

  It considered delicacy in my countwy.
  
  SJG put PB on my big hairy snatch - and let dog lick it until I make a big wet spot on bed.
• Pistrolla

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  5 years ago

  Hay big boy ricky😍
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  So Rick,
  
  I know that you guys have made lots of improvements on the old Farben fuel synthesis processes. I know its not going to be like last time, tallow and gold dental work, and the wheels of economic processing coming to a standstill unless you have a steady supply of quick lime.
  
  Say that SirLapDanceAlot is 150lbs of methane grade biomass on the hoof. If we were to make a pilot run with just him, he isn't good for much else, how much gasoline would we get?
  
  SJG
  
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• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  Now now San Jose Ape, I don’t really care about fuel. Your ape civilization will fall but we ricks will remain. Although I am a rick I am but a simple lion that doesn’t need much for happiness. Just some sexy female ape servants, wildebeest to hunt, and ammo for my AK.
  
  Got to keep the ammo coming in. I’m willing to take down wildebeest the old fashioned way but zebras are so fucking obnoxious they deserve to be shot with an AK. Hell, if I could take those zebra assholes out with a RPG I would. But the last time my bud dugan and I were zebra hunting I got all drunk and took out a couple of villages with my misses. I still remember rick telling me not to kill the little ape cubs by mistake. I agreed and told him I’d never hunt with an RPG while drunk. He’s such a responsible ape!
  
  ROAR!!!
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Here in Frankfurt, Farben Haus.
  
  From satellite view, see how big this is:
  
  https://www.google.com/maps/place/IG+Far…
  
  So many wings. Not dark canyons or stagnant air. Not just a big box. Windows, light, fresh air.
  
  Finished in 1931.
  
  "It was informally referred to as "The Pentagon of Europe"
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IG_Farben_…
  
  I can't find any mention of this, but the Pentagon was finished in 1943. The Farben building must have been an influence.
  
  So look, they have a dog on guard duty, a dog wearing a Ricks armband, a Wehrmacht helmet, and holding a Mauser bolt action rifle.
  
  And look at this:
  
  https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=whi…
  
  They have people scrubbing the concrete with their tooth brushes. And they have task masters whipping them!
  
  Oh look, now people are throwing food and garbage at them.
  
  "You fucking millennials, losers, just losers!"
  
  "Hey, I work to support my family, not to support you. My taxes are high enough already!"
  
  "I know that welfare is less than 3% of the federal budget, but just the site of you scum disgusts me."
  
  "I just want you to know that Jesus loves you."
  
  "If you have any disabilities or mental health problems, there are doctors who can help. Myself, I am a psychotherapist. You can drop by my office any time."
  
  "It's true, the bottom level jobs have seen wages stagnate, but for those who have prepared for a career, things are going very well."
  
  "Unemployment is only around 4%. And there are always jobs in Tech and Finance, didn't you know that?"
  
  "Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and Angela Merkel are financial geniuses!"
  
  "You're just like my brother, he won't get a job, he just wants to smoke weed in our mother's basement."
  
  "The fuel plant is too good for you, but I've got a rope right here!"
  
  At that, one of the overseers stepped forward and gently pulled the jeerer back.
  
  
  Our Mister B.,
  
  "Yah, we know, everytime we do this we are making Donald Trump and Boris Johnson very jealous. But we do have to keep it within some bounds, mostly because we want to keep on doing it regularly.
  
  Snowfall is still a few months out, but we have gone ahead and bought a diesel powered snow machine. Some nights we are going to run it, just so that we can watch the lumpens shovel it up the next morning.
  
  We have gathered up some old livestock cars, and we will start running trains out to the East soon. Our fuel plant is in Poland, just as it always had been. Its just that back then we had to feed coal into it. Now this is no longer necessary.
  
  We are still waiting for the final go ahead from the Ricks before we start running the trains.
  
  You might ask, how do a few Ricks think that they an enslave 7 billion hairless apes?
  
  Well, Deleuze and Guatarri are the first to be able to see beyond Heidegger. What they say amounts to,
  
  "The Hairless Apes Are Always-Already Enslaved, As They Wait For The Imperial OverLord To Appear."
  
  "
  
  Thank you there Mister B., for that news update. I know that neither of us are Ricks, but we are merely hairless apes.
  
  
  SJG
  
  
  Apes used to need their hair to keep warm
  https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
  
  So a question to the Council of Ricks, have you ever done a hairless ape sacrifice? Do you plan to?
  www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65268
  
  Researching the origins of IG Ricks
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  Hitler's Monsters: A Supernatural History of the Third Reich
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  Science and the Swastika : Hitler's Biological Soldiers
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAdwjYc…