Boring Sunday
Spent 8 hours driving down from Vermont. Wanted to drink a few beers and relax before heading home. Decided against playhouse lounge due to the lawsuit. Parking lot had about 6 cars. That should have been my key to just head home. Came inside and only 3 dancers and 2 guys sitting down. It was kelly (my favorite), lavish, and kitty. Kelly is a white busty blonde that I’m guessing is in her mid to late 30s. She’s great in the LD room. Lavish is an enhanced AA and spent most of her time on her phone instead of working the room. She must’ve been new because she didn’t walk around for tips after her dance. Kitty is an petite asian that seems like she’s high or drunk on something but has a great body. Around 4, kelly runs out while the dj and the bar manager were in the back talking. That should’ve been my 2nd clue to get out. For the next hour or so, they just played music and had none of the 2 girls dance. They didn’t even bother coming out of the dressing room. Few other patrons come but get fed up cause no ones dancing. Jewel walking in for her bartending shift and she is gorgeous. She starts cleaning the bar and randomly jumps on stage and starts dancing. She would step down completely nude and ask people if we needed anything and then jump right back on stage.
More time goes by and still no dancers that everyone has promised. I’m guessing the DJ is trying to get some more girls to come in cause he’s constantly on his phone. I couldn’t take it anymore and finish up my last beer and head out. Only spent $10 for entry fee and about $20-30 in tips. Glad I was able to relax a little but I wish I was able to see a show. I wish other clubs were like playhouse lounge in how they post the dancer lineups.
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