Who'd You Rather: Kira Kener vs. Shyla Stylez
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Tuesday, August 6, 2019 10:30 PM
This is the first of a few "awkward" matchups. You'll see what I mean. Nonetheless, we'll see what happens.
A refresher on the principles:
1. I started posting pictures of hot naked women to my profile one night with no intention of making a bracket. I was encouraged to add more and ended up with 64, a good bracket number. So we have a bracket.
2. We have four "regions": Pornstars, B-Movie Actresses, Celebrities and Models, with the last being a catch-all for overflow from, and those who didn't fit nicely into, the other three categories.
3. I've seeded them, but I'm not revealing the seeds so that the seeding doesn't influence your vote. The ladies will be listed in alphabetical order in a given matchup. I've been way off on the seeds thus far, given who's won.
4. I'll give you a pic, a clip and a short bio for each.
5. Your job is simple: Comment with who you'd rather.
6. In the first round, you also have the option to say 'Neither', as in you'd pass on both. 'Both' is not a valid option, doesn't get counted and is basically a waste of your time to post, though many do it anyway.
7. Theoretically, you're supposed to be evaluating the ladies in their prime, not necessarily as they are now. Most have done a good job of this. This poll will start to put that to the test.
8. Polls last about two days.
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Pornstar Bracket: Kira KENER vs. Shyla STYLEZ
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Kira KENER
34DD-24-34
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: (hardcore anal) [view link]
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If you were to take a lot of the elements that make an attractive woman and put them in a mixing bowl, Kener might be what comes out. Start with the hotness of Scandinavian women (Kener's father is Norwegian) and throw some Asian flavor in there (her mom is Vietnamese). Then raise the girl in California to give her that California wild side and sun-kissed skin. Make her busty, albeit by enhancement. Put her on the pole in strip clubs in San Francisco and Los Angeles so she can learn how to sell sexy. Then have a porn talent scout find out she's willing to do anal. The result is one of the top porn stars of the late 90's and early 2000s. Kener largely got out of the business after things went south business-wise between her and Vivid Entertainment. Her Twitter has been inactive since 2013 and her website is no longer up. Still, we remember what she was.
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Shyla STYLEZ
36DD-23-32
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: (solo strip dance) [view link]
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One thing made Stylez a lot sexier than a lot of other porn stars: She could legitimately dance. Yes, this probably had something to do with her having gotten her start in Vancouver strip clubs. But it also probably had something to do with her eagerness to do whatever it took to be sexy. Just watching her take off her clothes was more fun than watching many other pornstars actually have sex, plus, Stylez was more than willing to grease herself up and do just about anything, not to mention she was a known commodity in the circle of folks willing to pony up large sums of money to pay for a pornstar escort. In 2016, she was voted into the AVN Hall of Fame after a career that saw her persevere through a scandals involving an Orange County sheriff and a failed marriage to a porn executive that caused her contract issues. In 2017, though, Stylez tragically passed in her sleep, found by her mom at the age of just 35. No official cause of death has been given, but the various trappings of the business and her stressful road to stardom may have finally gotten to her. It's a true shame, as she was, simply, one of the best ever.
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Again, remember, we're evaluating both candidates as they were in their prime.
KENER
STYLEZ
or NEITHER
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