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She Prefers "Verga Chiquito"

Cristobal
I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
On a recent TJ visit, a súper cute spinner type BG caught my attention.

I approached her and asked her to go arriba and she responded with her price and expressed she prefers "verga chiquito" and asked how big was little Cristobal (LC).

What a dilema, while LC will never star in a porno, he has an ego and has received numerous compliments.

So do I scare the BG away by telling her the truth or do I lie and hope for the best?

I show her my hand and put my thumb about an inch from my pointer finger and said "muy chiquito."

Surprisingly she puts her hand on LC and starts trying to guage whethet I'm telling the truth.

Satisfied, she agree to go arriba and does not mention anything about LC, though in every position she would say please go slow and one time complained about discomfort.

While on K9 she felt so tight, I finally understood why she preferred "verga chiquito."

I apologized for being unable to obligue.

21 comments

  • Warrior15
    5 years ago
    I might have chosen a different girl. Yeah, you want a girl that is tight. But I have had girls that couldn't take it very deep. It really took away some of the fun.
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @warrior15

    I did not consider walking away, I wanted to go arriba with her badly.

    While the arriba was fun, as she relaxed a bit she got into it, I would not repeat.
  • TJ Lee
    5 years ago
    HK chicas are really tight, it's almost like they're hand selected during the audition. Only the best get to work for HK.
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @anislee

    I would pay to be part of the audition committee.

    Not my experience with HK girls are really tight, because so many have children and don't do their Kegel exercise.
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    Don't discuss arriba until after a front room makeout session is well underway.

    SJG
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @san_jose_guy

    You do it your way, I do it my way.

    Anyways, the discussion is about her prefering a verga chiquito.

    How would you handle her request?

  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    Well hopefully it will never come up.

    If it does, I don't even know what that is, but I guess an expensive drink? Better to steer her towards no alcohol, better for spending lots of time with her.

    But say standing up feel up tip, plus contact info and talking to her.

    Pull her to you as you back up against the wall, make an excuse to give her more money, then when she is readied by soft words, make out session starts.

    It continues back seated now. Ficha will be offered by waiter. Good chance she will follow your lead, no alcohol. Otherwise just have to play it by ear. How much does she want it, how much does it cost?

    Maybe go for it, telling her that you want to "take care of her". Or maybe she withdraws the request.

    Anyway, pretty soon you are arriba with her.


    Look at how it went for Countryman, said there were no Latina's in his home state, and no strippers to go after.

    But then in his hometown, getting friendly with a Latina Hottie, declining to buy dances, but initiating a front room makeout session. What happens? Next morning and after, he's waking up with her.

    SJG
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @san_jose_guy

    No, it is not an expensive drink.

    The context and the comments should provide at least provide a clue.
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    Well okay. But I would still play it as described, not try to get her to agree to anything until we have a front room makeout session well underway.

    She could then find out for herself, all that she wanted to know.

    SJG
  • JAprufrock
    5 years ago
    @SanJoseGuy
    The organization I am building will include the option of nude front room makeout sessions. This eliminates the element of deception.
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @japrufrock

    But the nude front room make out session (NFRMOS) would have allowed this BG to know I was exaggerating and I would have missed out on a fun arriba.

    Your organization needs to help PLs.
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    People have posted about girls saying that in the HK Bar's Miami VIP Room, that they can get naked. People have posted about BBBJ, and it sounds like there might be FS.


    In my organization, people pretty much wear what they want. The women are kept in high heels and makeup of course.

    Kind of like a swingers club. Could be Front Room nudity, makeout sessions, and FS. But people can also go to semi-privacy if they want.

    This is how it will be.

    But my main point to Cristobal would be that I would engage with the BG in a fully civilian way, handing her money but not trying to negotiate her into anything until we needed to go arriba. The the main room component could go quite far. She could find out for herself anything she wanted to know about.

    Google translates Verga Chiquito as Verga Chiquito

    If it means Big Dick or something, yes kind of strange for a girl to say that. But she would be finding out during out makeout session.

    SJG
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @san_jose_guy

    Chiquito = small or little
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    Well the girl could make the evaluation herself, before we even talked about going arriba.

    SJG
  • JAprufrock
    5 years ago
    @Cristobal
    Good point, but no worries. NFRMOS will be optional for men.
    @SanJoseGuy
    The ladies in my organization will not be hung up on size or sexual orientation. They will not discriminate or ridicule ill-equipped gentlemen or "switch-hitters," making it the ideal gathering place for people like Fagooner, SkiBungHole, SackTruck and TxTittyHomo.
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @japrufrock

    Your organization will revolutionize mongering.

    Until the time it ready to take over, I will continue to visit TJ to help all those BGs.
  • TJ Lee
    5 years ago
    Chiquito also means tiny. I always complement her coochie as tiny.
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @anislee

    I am pretty sure telling a BG her panoche is chiquito is not a real compliment...lol

    Tell her it is "rica" or "sientas rica"

  • Blksil
    5 years ago
    This is about the most hilarious and yet equally informational thread on here I’ve read! Love it.

    So, to be clear, some BG’s are concerned about “Verga’s” being TOO big so as to cause discomfort (this makes a lot of sense all things considered).

    Which is actually really encouraging to us “average guys” and should invoke a lot of confidence.
  • Blksil
    5 years ago
    Is there a thread I’ve missed on Monger’s ideal dreams and plans of creating their own Monger Palace in the “mas o menos” real world???
    Seems like many of you have prepared plans ;)

    This would be a interesting place to crowd source or find partner investors.
  • Cristobal
    5 years ago
    @blksil

    The BG from the original post seemed to be concerned and advised she prefers verga chiquito.

    I have been arriba with BGs who claimed "me duele" and "muy grande" personally I thought it was SS (or BGs).

    I appreciated this BG voiced her preference before we went arriba, so I had the opportunity to pull out (of the deal), where all the others complain (killing the mood) while we are arriba.

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