Good idea wick! You could ride along in the shit truck and be my wing dog. We get olebtynof cute dancers that hire us to dump loads in jackasses basements. I am sure you could get in on some good leg humping action there.
As long as the puppy wears a suit and becomes a badass he will be welcomed by the council. But no licking your own balls during the meetings please. We have to maintain a certain decorum.
Also, a public service announcement: don’t click on shadowcat links.
I have it on good authority that viewing some of those links if more painful than a crab claw to your nuts. I did the experiment on Dougster. As punishment for his crimes against rickkind we tied him to a chair, forced his eyes open Clockwork Orange style, and showed him shadowcat links. After 10 minutes he was screaming “have some mercy and just crush my balls with your claws!”
I decided to just continue the shadowcat link torture. I didn’t want to touch Dougster’s balls. Would you?
You aren’t fooling anybody Troll Warner, we know you’re just a pathetic hairless ape that gets off on calling people trolls. How do we know this? The only hairless ape on this site smart enough to program a bot is rickdugan. My bud rick never mentioned programming a bot account so you can’t be real.
Of course I could program, but it takes so much time. My claws ruin the keyboard if I get excited wanting to defile some sexy female hairless ape or want to go all wildebeest on some male hairless ape. I’ve tried instructing my beautiful female hairless ape assistants to type for me but many are kind of stupid and, regardless, I just end up wanting to assfuck them with my BSLC after a half hour. So I leave the programming to ricks with sufficient time.
But I digress. WickThePuppy is a probationary rick. As long as he can keep from licking his balls during council meetings he’s welcome to mature into a valued rick. Troll Warn not-bot is a damn dirty ape that’s going to get some wildebeest treatment if he doesn’t stop annoying the ricks!
I bet Wick crushes all the pussy. Probably crushes 10 times a day. Walks up to random bitches, which is the PC word for female dog, and crushes those bitches pussies. Woo woo woo.
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last commentGonna pick up all your bitches? 😁
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Oh shit this guys gonna get loads of pussy. I can’t compete with that.
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Found one for you.
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Atta boy Wick! Roll over and show them your lip wick lipstick before you start humping. Then they know you mean business!
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Awww he is so cute!
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Give Wick a treat
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Rite
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Good idea wick! You could ride along in the shit truck and be my wing dog. We get olebtynof cute dancers that hire us to dump loads in jackasses basements. I am sure you could get in on some good leg humping action there.
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plenty of cute dancers
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WickthePuppy needs a suit, just like every Rick.
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SJG
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As long as the puppy wears a suit and becomes a badass he will be welcomed by the council. But no licking your own balls during the meetings please. We have to maintain a certain decorum.
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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^^^^^ Do you got a suit?
SJG
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Also, a public service announcement: don’t click on shadowcat links.
I have it on good authority that viewing some of those links if more painful than a crab claw to your nuts. I did the experiment on Dougster. As punishment for his crimes against rickkind we tied him to a chair, forced his eyes open Clockwork Orange style, and showed him shadowcat links. After 10 minutes he was screaming “have some mercy and just crush my balls with your claws!”
I decided to just continue the shadowcat link torture. I didn’t want to touch Dougster’s balls. Would you?
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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Hey, that Clockwork Orange style torture is heavy shit.
Anyone ever read the novel? I would like too.
Like the blond girl in thigh high stockings and highheels that he fucks at the end?
SJG
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Super dog
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A Clockwork Orange, ending
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WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:
san_jose_guy - commonly referred to as SJG this forum member is usually mocked or ignored, his comments should NOT be taken in any way as legitimate
WickThePuppy - comedic troll account
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Wick is wearning the wopes weal good
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You aren’t fooling anybody Troll Warner, we know you’re just a pathetic hairless ape that gets off on calling people trolls. How do we know this? The only hairless ape on this site smart enough to program a bot is rickdugan. My bud rick never mentioned programming a bot account so you can’t be real.
Of course I could program, but it takes so much time. My claws ruin the keyboard if I get excited wanting to defile some sexy female hairless ape or want to go all wildebeest on some male hairless ape. I’ve tried instructing my beautiful female hairless ape assistants to type for me but many are kind of stupid and, regardless, I just end up wanting to assfuck them with my BSLC after a half hour. So I leave the programming to ricks with sufficient time.
But I digress. WickThePuppy is a probationary rick. As long as he can keep from licking his balls during council meetings he’s welcome to mature into a valued rick. Troll Warn not-bot is a damn dirty ape that’s going to get some wildebeest treatment if he doesn’t stop annoying the ricks!
ROAR!!!
WILDEBEEST!!!
ROAR!!!
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Best thread ever.
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ROAR!!!
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I bet Wick crushes all the pussy. Probably crushes 10 times a day. Walks up to random bitches, which is the PC word for female dog, and crushes those bitches pussies. Woo woo woo.
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ROAR!!!
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Smash that like button!
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Smash that like button
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Wick, Find nicespice, I bet she has lots of treats
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If she runs out, come find me and I will throw a frisbee for you
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WickThePuppy has grown up fast, promoted to the rank of Corporal, guarding our B-52s in Saudi Arabia.
It is a dangerous place, but he has an airconditioned underground doggie bunker.
SJG
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