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Money I have saved by not spending it on dancers.

My accountant has commended me on saving an extra $1,500 per month. He thinks I must have summoned up extra will power. Truth is, there just I don't spend it strippers like I use to. I just…

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Friend Request

Tuscl should add the friend request feature

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Pink is a delusional color

I've been reading quite a bit of the Pink site (and their blue side as well) and I've got to say...it really depresses me. We know how the girls there, like to paint themselves as true ladies of the nightlife.…

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California Girls, Santa Ana

how is paris in the vip and does she do extras ?

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This has to be farmerart

Hey Art, Will you hire me as your chauffeur for the next 45 days. We could hit some great clubs. http://beaconnews.ca/blog/2013/06/foothills-man-fined-800-for-speeding-to-dry-off-his-car/

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John Sues Sunset Thomas for Failure to Render Services

LAS VEGAS—A disgruntled patron of famed porn star/prostitute Sunset Thomas filed a small-claims complaint against her May 31 in Las Vegas Township Justice Court for not delivering upon the sexual services for which he says he had shelled out $2,200. The…

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Duo's New Pics

Have you all looked at duomaxwell's new profile pics – yum yum! I'm into thick black women – but the 2nd pic in duo's profile page looks damn sexy IMO. https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=325869&ImageID=6958

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Extras

Laughing to myself as I read some of these reviews. So people actually go to strip clubs and don't look for extras. Your trying to tell me that at $20 to $30 for a dance you don't want at…

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Amateur nights

So, i've been seeing some amateur nights pop up for certain clubs. my question for this is, what makes them an amateur? the strippers that work at the club aren't professionals. they are just workers. how does a fellow amateur…

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Detroit Spearmint Rhino rumor

Just wondering if anyone has any updates to what is going on? Any locals drive by there?

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Admission

Is their an admission price to a club that you just will not pay ?

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OT: NBA Finals Game 6

HOW THE HEAT START: Even at home, Miami has started games in slow motion during these playoffs. Combined score of first quarters in Miami so far in the postseason: Heat 249, Opponents 247. That's stunning for a team with as…

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A Conflict in Schedules

I have a dancer coming to my place tonight. I've been trying to schedule OTC with her for a month, but something always got in the way. So I had really been looking forward to spending the…

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Just something to read while on the crapper.

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-06-17/true-story-i-was-a-mediocre-midwestern-stripper/

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In between Clubbing

Since Lionshare has already asked what's the most days we've clubbed in a row, how long have you've gone without going to the club. I've gone a year without clubbing but I spent most if that…

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looking for company (nyc)

I'm new to NYC and looking for some people to hit up the clubs with. If you're in the area and interested, drop a line and I'll send you a PM.

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been to clubs around the...

I've been to clubs around the country. But if you want a never ending stream of Hot Women in your lap, come to Treasures. I've actually heard of guys her were intimidated by…

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, Oregon

I have visited this place on...

I have visited this place on several occasions throughout the years as it is on my way home from work. It seems as if it has gone downhill severely over the years clientele and dancer…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

After visiting this club, I had...

After visiting this club, I had to go back and re-read the description, as it seems that when I read it the first time I was under the impression that they served alcohol. It seems…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Only been twice and this was...

Only been twice and this was the first in a year. I hang at Detroit clubs like PH, LS but mostly FC. A few times to Bogart's when a friend is there and H8 a…

Plantation

Beaumont, Texas

While not the best looking place...

While not the best looking place from the road, the plantation is pretty nice inside. Decently wide open with one main stage and 2 cages behind the main area. Off to one side…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for a guys...

Was in Vegas for a guys trip and had to try out Sapphires from everything I've heard. We did it right and called beforehand to set up a limo ride there, bottle service, and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I came in on a Tuesday...

I came in on a Tuesday afternoon. As soon as i walked in i noticed i was in for a good time. I sit down and start looking around. I saw some attractive girls…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This club is so much fun,...

This club is so much fun, and the dancers are friendly and inviting. The inside isn't the best, nor are the stage performances, but the dances are top notch. Best in the Seattle area. Even…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Got there early on Friday afternoon,...

Got there early on Friday afternoon, so I arrived before the mandatory valet parking and got in with no cover charge. I was able to get a seat at the bar, which is fine.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

This is a follow up review...

This is a follow up review from my first in November of 2012. That was my first visit. I have made many more since then. In May of this year 11 dancers and…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

First time visiting this club on...

First time visiting this club on a Monday evening, the club is pretty clean and high class looking. There are only 4 girls dancing today, can't really complain when there is a Bruin's game on…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

This club has two sides to...

This club has two sides to it. The all-nude/no alcohol side has limited hours and so if you like to go in the afternoons you will only see the regular side. The regular side is…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

This is a review of two...

This is a review of two recent visits--both on Saurday afternoons. It was a while since I visited this club, and I noticed some changes: 1) There used to be at least a few dancers…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

This place has really made some...

This place has really made some serious changes for the better. The girls have gotten much hotter (save for your resident "grandma" stripper... but she sets her boobs of fire on stage when the club…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

3 stars really- but I'm...

3 stars really- but I'm going for 4 to be kind, as many other reviewers aren't. TIP OF THE DAY GO DURING HAPPY HOUR Like any other strip…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I made two trips to Little...

I made two trips to Little Darlings during my week in vegas. I also went to Spearmint Rhino and Talk of the Town. It was truly all different types of places. I started my week…

Pole Position Cabaret

San Diego, California

So this place had just opened...

So this place had just opened and I pulled over to sample. $10 cover, and there was a cute girl at the counter. So I paid and walked in. hUGE mistake. There were two dancers, both…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This is a centrally located club...

This is a centrally located club (right in the heart of DC) in a very safe area with many other restaurants and bars on the block. Theres no good place to park so you will…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Browns is still the only 'nice'...

Browns is still the only 'nice' club in the Shoreditch area - one where you could take a broad minded girlfriend without being embarrassed It's clean - even the loos are not the usual stripclub filthfest…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Went by hoping to see Fox...

Went by hoping to see Fox as she is about the only reason I go here anymore. Lucky for me see was there and we spent some time talking at the bar before going back…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was my second time to...

This was my second time to the SR as I was only introduced to the place by a friend a couple of years ago. I almost didn't get to go as I kept reading that…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Seems like I...

Seems like I frequently have to up or downgrade my rating for this club. It's still an awesome club. Just seems like the last couple of visits have been lacking something. A…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

IF you have read any of...

IF you have read any of my past reviews, you know that I am no fan of the Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry. After one of my disappointing experiences there, I decided to take…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Honestly, I wanted to try out...

Honestly, I wanted to try out the new club on Gale. But the parking lot was empty around noon. Oh, well, so I headed to my standby club, Synn. I haven't been by in a while.…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I must say there is a...

I must say there is a diversity of color and size of women. There's at least one chic for everyone. BYOB is always a win to me. We just put our drink of choice in…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

I don't know exactly what it...

I don't know exactly what it is about DV8 but I like Rose City a lot better. If you didnt know DV8 is a sister club to rose city and the dancers go back and…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Decided to try Paradise, only because...

Decided to try Paradise, only because they had an add in the local newspaper for free admission. It was funny because the doorman let me in for free anyway. I tell you, on this day it…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I'm not a connoisseur but this...

I'm not a connoisseur but this is probably the finest club I've been to for overall quality of hotties. Only a handful of duds in the bunch. And one girl - Asian, can't remember her…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

The old Phil's place, which I...

The old Phil's place, which I didn't really care for. Nicely remodeled on the inside. But the big problem for me is that it is Spyce and they are trying to turn it into a…

Pacers

San Diego, California

I was getting kind of bored...

I was getting kind of bored of the scene at the other San Diego clubs so I decided to mix things up and try out Pacers for the first time. I was curious to…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

This a fantastic club. I drove...

This a fantastic club. I drove all the way from Milwaukee to Twin Cities on Labor day weekend just to pay a second visit. The atmosphere is fun and very laidback. The quality of the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I have been to FlashDancers twice...

I have been to FlashDancers twice - once for a bachelor party and again in small group. Both times I was amazed by the quality of the girls. Insanely hot. Most of the girls are…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Got into the club when they...

Got into the club when they opened on Sunday. Fairly quite with a few other patrons around. Stage is large with ample seating and music is very good. Since the club opened the owners…

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

For my 18th birthday, my brother...

For my 18th birthday, my brother made a surprise to take me to one of the near strip clubs. The pricing is affordable. Usually $5 or $10. If you don't sit close to the stage,…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dropped in on a Monday afternoon....

Dropped in on a Monday afternoon. Pretty slow was maybe 2 pm. Not many customers and only a few dancers were lurking in the shadows. I'm not sure there was a girl…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

ROB alert: Autumn, so this decent...

ROB alert: Autumn, so this decent albeit tattooed lady comes on over after doing a lapper on another guy she can chat full of leading words so I agree to a LD which was ok…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

I was visiting L'ville last week...

I was visiting L'ville last week and was in the neighborhood of Thorobred so decided to stop in. Club is not new by any means and somewhat run down. Sat down and waitress…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I was visiting Columbus for a...

I was visiting Columbus for a concert and had an hour left before the clubs closed up, so I decided to check out Kahoot's before crashing at my hotel, since it was the highest rated…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Came here on a Saturday with...

Came here on a Saturday with some friends after the game and to our surprise it was actually pretty busy. The club layout is kind of small and crowed around on stage. It seemed like…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

I've visited the Post on and...

I've visited the Post on and off for years. It's pretty reliable for delivering an assortment of better than average dancers. Lapdances can include mileage, depending on the dancer, her sense of the…

Cameo Gentlemen club

Charlotte, North Carolina

an extremely large club, a converted...

an extremely large club, a converted warehouse, but not too old. Second time there-first time had a great time with a hottie named Shelby. Arrived about 5 PM on a Monday, and not too many…

Ciro's Place

Albany, New York

Ciro's is basically a bikini bar...

Ciro's is basically a bikini bar with lap dances. Low cover, and you can get dances for a couple of bucks. Obviously, the more you tip, the friendlier they are, but the bouncer is just…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

I had reached the point where...

I had reached the point where Christie's was my choice of places to go. This experience was not as good. It was not bad, just not as good. Most of the girls are friendly as…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

I stopped in on a very...

I stopped in on a very quiet afternoon. There were more girls than patrons! One was very cute, young and tight. The second was older and chunky. A third dancer was much older…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

Been here a few, by far...

Been here a few, by far not a regular, maybe now. Was welcomed by a smiling door girl... Not just a "it'll be 20 dollars, and don't forget to tip" type girl. She honestly looked…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Total ripoff... valet,security,doorgirl plus her TIP....

Total ripoff... valet,security,doorgirl plus her TIP. Down bout 50, all before you see the first sign of dancer. Not sure who the mangers, or well dressed thugs, were... From what I could tell there about…

Peelers Class Act

Cannon Falls, Minnesota

Seems like more effort has been...

Seems like more effort has been made recently to make the club more fun. Reduced cover early, shower shows, better music and the most women I've seen working there in years. No extreme hotties on…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

virtually every girl in there is...

virtually every girl in there is working for pills... no less than three drug dealers working right in the club or in the lot... management either doesn't care or wants them there to keep the…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

I was visiting family and had...

I was visiting family and had to escape. What better way to escape than a strip club? Bottoms up fit the bill, so off I went. outside looks nice and large. The inside is smaller…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

I wrote my original review to...

I wrote my original review to clear up a few things about the place. Its not a rip off if you use ur head and do the math compared to bmore dc an west v…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

It was the best of dances,...

It was the best of dances, it was the worst of dances....you'll see why. I Was in town on business and dropped in around 2pm. It was slow..but the dancers still…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

The club is beautiful without being...

The club is beautiful without being overstated (once you get inside), clean, and couples friendly (took someone with me, saw plenty of other coupes). The girls were almost all beautiful, all the ones I…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Deja Vu in downtown Seattle is...

Deja Vu in downtown Seattle is right next to the Pike Place Market. There are two entrances - a back alley entrance that's dirty but not -too- dirty, and an entrance that's right on 1st…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

It was very quiet, not very...

It was very quiet, not very many dancers, but almost no guys so I didn't mind. I didn't hang out upstairs for very long, though. I got a drink, but didn't finish it as I…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

This is a very nice club....

This is a very nice club. Great atmosphere. Got to the club about 1:00pm. I wanted to check out the day shift and see what it had to offer. Cover charge was $ 1. Hey,…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I went to this club last...

I went to this club last Friday. I like this club when I just want to relax and enjoy a beer and watch half naked chics dance. The atmosphere is always comfortable here. Not sure…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

The more things change, the more...

The more things change, the more Roxy's stays the same. I am still a fan of this place, but I think it has gone downhill lately. It is still the same as it has…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to the ole HL shortly...

Went to the ole HL shortly after 1 pm,a rather early time for me. Wanted to see if any different than late afternoon. I was pleasantly surprised by the beauties there at that time of…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

1st time at this club. I wasn't...

1st time at this club. I wasn't a big fan of the stage being behind the bar and having to crumble and toss dollars on stage but other wise had a fun time. Drinks were $5 a…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Better than it used to be...

Better than it used to be but a shame the hottest dancer there offered to blow me for coke. I don't do drugs and heard about her before. She was very nice but just wanted…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for years. $5 cover. Drinks $3-4. Never go on a Tue or Wed. Those nights are always bad. However over the years it seems Thursdays, Fridays are always…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

I took a trip over to...

I took a trip over to the strip joint the other week. I have been here several times now. It's a really chill place. A bit of a bad area but not scary. After you…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

As others have said club looks...

As others have said club looks rough from the outside and frankly inside is not that much better. What they did have was three great dancers on shift plus a couple above average. The service…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Second visit to the club. Went...

Second visit to the club. Went down on a weekday afternoon after a two month absence and the bouncer remembered me. Not sure whether that is a positive, but they are friendly and accommodating.…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

I've been stopping by Peepers once...

I've been stopping by Peepers once in a while for quite a few years. Its one of those places that never changes. This visit I will say that the quality of the dancers was much…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Filmores is a pretty decent club,...

Filmores is a pretty decent club, located downtown Toronto, despite the bad area, which surrounds the club, the club itself is in walking distance of many hotels, the club atmosphere is friendly and laid back,…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been frequenting this established...

I have been frequenting this established for some time, because you tend to get your money worth when you stop in. Unfortunately in my opinion, there has been some turnover in girls and my…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This club is small on the...

This club is small on the outside but feels much larger once you get inside. You are greeted by a doorman and have to pay a small fee of only $5 to get in. Once…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Attended early evening to about midnight....

Attended early evening to about midnight. It was 10$ dances, and it really was just 10$. However, one dancer said she withheld her affection unless you paid full price, which I did, but she was…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

My first visit to this club...

My first visit to this club - after reading some of the reviews here. I normally frequent Dollie's Playhouse, and this club is definitely cleaner and nicer on the outside, but that's not really…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Decided to try out this club...

Decided to try out this club on a Sunday night. Place was average South Florida club, not huge but not too small. $1 to self park, $5 cover. Girls were average 6 to 8, but…

Lust Men's Club

Houston, Texas

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday. 8 dollar cover. They have a sexy black bartender named star. Her ass is nice :) The tables set up in front of the stage are nice. The…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had not been to Turks since...

Had not been to Turks since their apparent remodel. Club looks good. Small stage in front when walking in ($5 cover - not bad!) Large stage to the left. Dancers in the…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

I wanted to go to Buck...

I wanted to go to Buck Wilds but made my mind to go here instead. Went here around 4:30 and I must say the club is in good shape and looks WAY better now. Didn't…

Langford Gentlmen Lounge

Huntsville, Alabama

It was on the way home...

It was on the way home from a business trip and I was in the mood for a beer and a look at some naked women. I was a little dissappointed in the fact that…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went to the Gold Club after...

Went to the Gold Club after a very disappointing visit to a the Gentlemen's Club (my favorite daytime spot). It was late afternoon, and the place was filled with dancers and clients. Not…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Went to the Crue on a...

Went to the Crue on a Saturday night for my mans birthday\bachelors party. I hadn't been in years so I was excited to see what had changed since my last visit. First thing cover is…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

This club is formally Nikitas and...

This club is formally Nikitas and the only upgrade I can see is its a much nicer building. A VIP room is over priced and the private lap dances are not so private. Bought a…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I've been here many times throughout...

I've been here many times throughout the years and though they have upgraded the decor, it's still pretty bad compared to Harem and the gogo bars around here. The club also really likes using the…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

Tuesday after lunch and I decided...

Tuesday after lunch and I decided to cruse down telephone road. Went by the blue cat and smile lounge but both were locked up. Guess they are not open on Tuesday. Stopped…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I've been to cubs all over...

I've been to cubs all over the country and this is one of my favorite clubs. I always have a good time here. First of all the club is huge. There is one large center…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

This is a seedy joint. Small...

This is a seedy joint. Small parking lot and usual pat down Upon entry with a 10$ cover. As soon as you walk in there's a wide screen to the left and a counter they call…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Came here with some friends of...

Came here with some friends of mine on a Thursday night after work. When you arrive you have to pass through metal detector and check in your cell phone. There is a $10 cover. If…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Went to this place to kill...

Went to this place to kill a couple hours. Very pleasant staff. Very friendly dancers. I was partial to one dancer and the others seemed a bit surprised when I would not repeat "dances" with…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I had made a trip to...

I had made a trip to Bandaid's earlier that night, I don't know what I was thinking! I forgot that $50 goes a long way at the Blue Moon. I hadn't been there in a…

Moon Lounge

Houston, Texas

Got to the moon lounge around...

Got to the moon lounge around 8 o' clock. There were only two other people at the bar. The beer I bought was only 5 bucks. The clubs further in to downtown can be almost…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

A couple of Friday nights ago...

A couple of Friday nights ago I went to the WWW, arriving about 11:00. I was just in time to see the end of Dakota's stage performance. However after she left the stage she never…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place may look nothing special...

This place may look nothing special on the outside but it's worth a visit. I've been there a few times now and have my own favorites, Jennifer and Samantha, although only the latter was…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Larry Flynt's is a fun place....

Larry Flynt's is a fun place. I skip the formalities and go straight for the upper VIP floor. You can sit next to the rail and see the stage below and the upper glass-floored…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

e City, Baltimore, and Boston. Full...

e City, Baltimore, and Boston. Full nude club with drinks at not-insane prices, decent beer selection, fantastic girls, great lighting and atmosphere, full-contact private dances, very pleasant conversation with girls. Note: If you're a worker,…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

What by myself to have a...

What by myself to have a few beers and see how the club was. Beer was cheap, several hot women. Scarlett looked amazing and gave a great dance. Dances were only 2…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Free on-site parking, but that's where...

Free on-site parking, but that's where the "free" ends. Stiff cover and expensive water. I read a prior review indicating that you can be "set for the night" with only $100. I…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

I went to Scruples after a...

I went to Scruples after a business trip to Princeton. A bunch of the dancers seemed either disinterested in what they were doing, or thought they were much better looking than they actually were.…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

If you want to get lap...

If you want to get lap dances but not have to pay 40+per song then good days to go are on Sundays, Mondays, and Tuesdays. $10 dances min of 3 always in small room then…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Made my second trip to Club...

Made my second trip to Club Extasy and had a very disappointing experience. The first time I went it was a weekend and there was a crazy party vibe and I proclaimed it the best…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Went to Jax to catch a...

Went to Jax to catch a plane and knew from prior visits to the area that Sinsations is; 1. the only nude club (juice bar) left in the area and 2. the only club left…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Made my second trip to Club...

Made my second trip to Club Extasy and had a very disappointing experience. The first time I went it was a weekend and there was a crazy party vibe and I proclaimed it the best…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

First time at Titilations and I...

First time at Titilations and I have to say the quality of the girls is very good. This is in comparison to the other places in the area, VIP, Clancys, Hitching Post specifically.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I've been here a couple times...

I've been here a couple times and will definitely go back. The girls are generally hot, mostly fit and enough variety for all tastes. I like natural and friendly. I spent time with some 20s…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday night for my bachelor party. Arrived at the club late (around 11PM). It was VERY crowded and I was rubbing shoulders everywhere I walked. No place to sit…

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8 Month Long Erection

I would think this stopped being fun after the first day or so: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/17/us-erection-lawsuit-idUSBRE95G10R20130617

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UK Faces Flood of Cheap Viagra Alternatives as Patent Expires

The UK patent for Viagra expires on Friday 21 June, and the market will be flooded with cheaper alternatives, with experts predicting serious consequences for both the legal and illegal drug trades. More than 120 alternative versions of the drug -…

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Prostitution bust nets 22 in Denver metro area

Federal and local Denver metro area law enforcement agencies busted 22 alleged prostitutes last week, all of whom advertised on two separate Internet sites, according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The two-day crackdown on Wednesday and Thursday reeled in escorts…

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Popular Houston Stripper Suffers Miscarriage While Twerking On Stage

Hot Houston stripper and sometimes-model Jhonni Blaze (pictured) reportedly had a miscarriage on stage while in the throes of twerking, the latest dance craze that involves moving the booty and hips in a vigorous up and down motion, according to…

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Best Time in Providence, Rhode Island

It's been a few months since I've been to the Providence, RI area. I'll be back the week of July 4th for work. I have Monday and Tuesday evening free to go to the club. Last trip out there I…

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Judge: Pittsburgh cops can moonlight at strip club

PITTSBURGH - A federal judge says acting Pittsburgh police Chief Regina McDonald can't prevent officers from working off-duty security details at strip clubs. U.S. District Judge Nora Barry Fisher's ruling Monday also says the owners of one such club, Blush, can…

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This video is for Papi_Chulo.

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How many days have you clubbed in a row.

What is your longest stripclub streak? I went three days in a row once. I ask because I was planning an elaborate vacation with an ATF for this weekend, but our relationship has soured and I cancelled the…

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Does pussy really taste sweet?

I like this explanation. "Wait until the person performing oral sex is fully aroused because their primary senses get dulled. In other words, get them so horny they won't notice or care what it tastes like!"

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Lansing 2AMer.

LANSING, Mich. (WLNS) - The man killed over the weekend at a strip club has been identified as Christopher Michael Goins, 21, of Lansing. Goins was found at Centerfolds Strip Club in South Lansing with a gunshot wound early Sunday morning. Officials…

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EATING PUSSY IN VIP

would you eat stripper pussy if offered in VIP?

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Favorite Condoms?

For those that actually use condoms, what are your favorite brands, and type. Ive been searching for the perfect condom but alas my search is not going well. Any suggestions? I know some of you are going to chime…

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Indy 2AMer.

Police are investigating an early morning shooting that killed a man on the city's Northwestside. Officers found the victim at about 3 a.m. today in the parking lot of Babes Nightclub at 38th Street and Lafayette Road. He was pronounced dead…

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Geographic Arbitrage

I've been doing an extended tour in the deep south and I simply love the pricing differences between here and back in the northeast. The cost of not-so-clean fun with attractive girls is so low that I feel like…

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Sometimes you gotta choke a fucker....

They usually deserve it, but sometimes they don't and get stomped anyway. It's a cruel world. http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/

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You can't have your cake and eat it too

I saw this posted on Facebook yesterday. "Happy Father's Day to those men who ACTUALLY stepped up and became REAL fathers". This was posted my a friend of a friend. Both are strippers at my favorite club. I know her. Her…

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Miss South Carolina Answers a Question and Raises a Question for Me

Miss South Carolina answers a question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww This beauty contestant's answer is funny in itself, but it raised a question for me. This girl is a dead ringer for my new ATF. Should I be scared?

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Superstitions

I try to let logic and fact rule my actions. No person can ever remove emotions from one's life but I try desperately to limit emotion's effects on my actions. I have no superstitions save for a single silly one.…

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Talk about DATY

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/365/8/6/elisany_beach_walk_by_lowerrider-d5pv5qp.jpg

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Ever asked a dancer if she believes in aliens or ghosts?

I have and it's led to interesting conversations. I just don't remember most of them. I think I got hit with one of those men in black flashlights, :)

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Fire damages Oaklawn strip club

(OAKLAWN, Kan.)— Investigators are searching for a cause after a fire damaged a southeast Wichita gentleman's club. Crews were called to Teddy Bare's, 4858 S. Clifton, around 2 p.m. Saturday. Firefighters arrived to find heavy smoke and flames showing from the back…

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The long con

There's a dancer I've gotten to know over the past several years. She's tall slim and sensual. She's shared her history of drug use and while extensive, to my knowledge, she's never gotten too deeply involved. She just disappeared…

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What are the requirements for a nice tit jiggle?

Important topic here. What are the requirements? I'm thinking implants make the breasts too rigid and stiff. Small cup sizes don't have enough to get the nice jiggle. So I'm thinking full size natural tits are required to get a…

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Can you imagine Miss USA contestants working and competing topless?

Watching it right now while surfing the web. I would like to see all 51 topless for sure. They all look better than at least 75 to 90 percent or more of strippers I see.

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So. What did you get for fathers day.

Among other things my daughter gave me a t-shirt that reads "PUSSY. The most expensive meal you'll ever eat" Can't wait to wear it to Follies. :)

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AFTER PORN ENDS DOCUMENTARY Movie - Full Length - Full Movie

this documentary takes a look at how a number of adult film stars have adjusted to normal life after they leave the business. Among the famous names profiled are Seka, Amber Lynn, and Mary Carey http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=5jq8QefbLfQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5jq8QefbLfQ

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OT: NBA Finals Game 5

Whose your pick for tonight? Do you think Miami has turned the corner and figured it out and they will win tonight? Or do you think San Antonio is still the better team; will make adjustments from game 4; and will prevail…

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How often do you feel not that thrilled with visiting a strip club and just stay

I understand if you just went you might not want to visit again for another week. I thought last night I might be sleepy. I don't like to drive late at night if I'm sleepy. I no longer…

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Absurdity

Was at a local place last night, where that vast majority of ladies' virtue is highly negotiable, and encountered a ta, shapely thing with some nice curves. We chatted and she gave me a nice gropey lapdance. However, when the…

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Haiku

In honor of this cute Japanese dancer I met last night, I wrote a Haiku. Late Spring At The Lei Swirling Around A Pole A PL Approves Domo Arigato

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First time couple

My wife and I are going to a strip club for the first time this Saturday after years of me asking.She never was interested in going before and I am a little apprehensive because we have not been on the…

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I know what's under her Kilt

Fave of mine informed me that she's giving up stripping (we'll see how long that lasts) and is starting work at a Tilted Kilt shortly. For those unfamiliar Tilted Kilt is a chain similar to Hooters or Twin Peaks with…

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pre mealz.sex

I like to eat 4 deep.fried snickers bars and wash it down with 3 bottlesbof scope

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Happy Fathers Day !

To all you men that have became dads in one way or another happy father's day !

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2013 Gentlemen's Club Owners EXPO & Tradeshow

2013 Gentlemen's Club Owners EXPO & Tradeshow August 20-22, 2013 Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino, Las Vegas The Annual Gentlemen's Club Owners EXPO is the only national convention and tradeshow for the multi-billion-dollar adult nightclub industry, and is produced by ED Publications, the…

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Weird Sex Laws

I submitted this as an article and it is awaiting approval: ALABAMA: sex toys are banned -ancient law in Alabama bans men from attempting to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, arts, deception, flattery or a promise of a marriage." ARIZONA:…

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Chef/Stripper

I'm not a fan of reality TV and I don't really care for any of the competition cooking shows--except for one. I love "Chopped" on the Food Network. On one episode I watched recently, one of the chefs was a…

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GSB & His Dog

Since our man GSB won't be able to go clubbing this weekend due to un foreseeable circumstances, it is our sacred duty, as fellow TUSCLers, to hit the sc in his stead. And, to make things right…

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Geography

How many of us have given our geographical locations any thought when it comes down to clubbing? Whether it is the luck of employment, birth or any other set of circumstances, some of us wound up with…

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SC prices

Recently went to my favorite sc after a few months off. They raised the price of bottled water from 5-7.( no booze club) Admission is $15 (even during the day). Also have to pay a bridge toll to get there.…

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Pin Poker Strippers

When it comes to ITC or OTC do you guys ever use the condoms provided by the stripper? It seems like a stripper could gain alot financially by getting a DNA injection from a guy with money and a career.…

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Chef's posh menu makeover doubles strip club's food sales

A Vancouver strip club that recruited award-winning chef Stuart Irving to revamp its less-than-mouth-watering menu earlier this year says food sales have more than doubled. The No. 5 Orange debuted Irving's new kitchen program on March 4, and less than four…

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'Lap Dance' In A Regular Bar

Last evening I was in a Hooters-style pub after doing some business in the small Alberta town housing the joint. The young waitresses were of a much higher quality than any Hooters girls that I have ever seen. The waitress…

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REFERRALS FROM OTHER DANCERS

do you guys follow up on a referral made by another dancer? recently had one at club in HOU. dancer I was with said that I should try girl B if I wanted extras. girl A did…

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Dallas Hispanic "Dance" Clubs

I am intrigued by the Hispanic Dance Clubs on Harry Heines and on Walnut in North Dallas. I went to one previously, and discussed the adventure in an article I wrote. I want to hear if anyone else has had…

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Houston club busted.

An undercover investigation by the HCSO's Vice Division into two north Harris County businesses led to over a dozen arrests Thursday night, including a wanted murder suspect, and 22 misdemeanor and felony warrants being filed. Acting on citizen complaints about…

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Keeping It Off Topic:Catholic School Girls

Since we keep sliding down this off topic cliff, anybody else here hook up with any Catholic School girls? Back in My Senior year and the next year, I hooked up a girl that went to…

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Blow Job Question

1 take it out or leave it in ? 2 in her mouth or in your mouth ? 3 swallow or spit ? You or her ? 4 after mint or smoke ?

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New life, new goals.... NYC

So I just went through the worst time in my life, but got out ok. Not long ago I asked you guys for help finding the best grinding clubs in NYC, but no sex..... You guys were great in helping me,…

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OT: Government agencies and guns!

I hear that there is "Project Cadmus" run by the ATF or IRS or something. The are buying up all of the ammo and guns and I think they plan to do something with our DNA. Any of you guys…

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Multiple Choice

(a) Or (b) https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1017429_10151729964667783_1674814986_n.jpg?dl=1

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Wackos Jacksonville, FL

Does anyone know the dancer Persia? or ever gotten a dance from her? I always see her and she blows my mind but never have gotten a dance because I always end up leaving before she's free.

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images of shadowkat

For the guys that have not seen shadow how do you picture him ? I see him as a 70 year old abs ribbed war vet that always has a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned with white body hair all over with a…

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Questions about HJs.

1) Are most done outside the pants or inside the pants? 2) Are they lubricated? If so with what? 3) Did either of you bring tissue, etc for clean up? 4) Any other activity going on at the same time? i.e. stink finger…

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Details Of Dancers In Reviews

I enjoy reading reviews that name names of dancers so I'll know who's good and bad, but when I read about which dancer performs extras or will go OTC I want to flag it (I don't). I would be VERY…

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Woe Is Me Stripper Stories

I did a Spring tour of strip clubs recently, visiting some that aren't my regular haunts and heard some interesting stories. One had been kicked out of her place and all her stuff dumped by the side of the…

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Caller phoned 999 to tell police his prostitute was ugly

Man calls emergency number to report woman had misrepresented her looks. Somehow the British accents make this hilarious for me. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4967115/Caller-phoned-999-to-tell-police-his-prostitute-was-ugly.html#ixzz2WBg7dvll

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More Off Topic: High School

shadowcat just posted a video link to life in the 1950s. Sort of my era; got me thinking of my high school years. I was 13 in grade 10, 15 when I finished grade 12 (went to one room rural…

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Off Topic. Memories of the 50's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDc0ID6PJeg&feature=player_embedded

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Weirdist Stripper Tip

Me: 3 roll of toilet paper and 2 cans of tuna.

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When too many whores are calling.

I am wishing I had a throw down phone I could get rid of and cut off certain girls. Today I had texts from 4 gals about meeting up for motel session. These were atf, two off SA…

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That Stripper I was In Love With Is Now a Hooker?

what do?

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Stopping masturbation several days before a strip club visit

I've found that lapdances are much more enjoyable when I take a few days off from jerking off prior to a strip club visit. Get's things nice and charged up. Anyone else purposely try to hold off from this…

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Monger phone?

How many of you pervoids have a second monger phone so the wifeal unit doesn't know what you're doing? Prepaid? Have any of you used privacy apps on your smart phone? I'd like to do the privacy app but don't…

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High Mileage in San Francisco Area

Hey fellow clubbers need some help finding High Mileage clubs in San Francisco area. Will be there for 17 days and need to find a place to pursue my favorite hobby "banging strippers".

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If your are really bored.

http://whatculture.com/film/10-incredibly-sexy-stripper-scenes-that-floored-us-all.php/10

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Rastafari Juice

After much ganja, deep fried chicken, cough surip, maple surip, crushed up viagra with X and a 24 case of Milwaukee finest beers I floated off into the heavenly strip clubs that was made by God the father himself…

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IRS Agents with guns

I just found out IRS agents are being trained with semi-automatic weapons. What reasoning is behind this? Shouldn't they be armed with pens and laptops?

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RETIRING A WORD

Over the evening, I found myself pondering, as I am apt to do. What was I pondering, you say. A word. The use of a word. The disgrace of a word. I've…

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Viagra

How many tusclers chop it up and snort it in the nose for a fast and powerful fix ?

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Edward Snowden's girlfriend probably wasn't a stripper

http://www.salon.com/2013/06/12/edward_snowdens_girlfriend_probably_wasnt_a_stripper/singleton/ She is a pole dancer, but it's unclear if she actually stripped. Has anyone seen her perform?

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Military barracks or strip club? Sexy video surfaces of female Israeli fighters

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sexy-video-surfaces-female-israeli-fighters-article-1.1370495 Watch the video. These Israeli women soldiers are strip club worthy.

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Government Stripper

I actually think this would be a better way for politicians to raise money. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjE7HXAjuk8

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what hit TV show is this from ?

" I can kill you with my brain "

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OT: Lost in my own thoughts...

Ok I love music I really do especially when I'm driving. I love to find a good radio station or better yet play my own tunes and turn up the volume. I can get lost in music.…

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Downtown Commission updates rules to ban strip clubs

Columbus Dispatch-Jun 11, 2013 The city's Downtown Commission now can prohibit adult entertainment clubs and stores. The commission this morning updated its codes and guidelines. But that doesn't mean the man who proposed a Downtown strip club in April is giving…

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Man Pleads In Connection To Strip Club Crash That Severed Men's Legs

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — A Paramount man who was driving a car that crashed into two men standing outside a Los Angeles strip club, which caused them to lose their legs, pleaded no contest Wednesday to a drunken driving charge. Terrence…

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Police explain prostitution sting

Within 10 hours of posting an online ad for a sex-for-money exchange, Corvallis detectives received almost 30 phone call inquiries. Police cited eight men for prostitution, a Class A misdemeanor, after they allegedly made specific sex-for-money agreements with undercover officers and…

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TUSCL Worth

Estimated worth: $79,770 How much does it make? $ 192/day $ 5,760/month $ 69,120/year Website Traffic 12,858 visitors/day 385,740 visitors/month 4,628,880 visitors/year 64,198 pageviews/day 1,925,940 pageviews/month 23,111,280 pageviews/year Alexa Rank: 71,416 http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/tuscl.net Founder is a lucky guy.

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OT: What I did when TUSCL was down

When TUSCL was down yesterday, I was bored. I missed Juice and his discoveries of new uses for garden vegetables. I missed the exploration camp stories of farmerart. I missed the latest femme du jour tales of lopaw. I missed…

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Shooting at "The Office”

“The Office” is a smallish but well-appointed black SC down the street from Tootsies in North Miami. I've been to this club on several occasions but don't go too often and have not been there in several months b/c it gets…

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Peace my brothers!

What you have just seen is a demonstration of our emergency flame war system. Juice an I are still buds...right bud? This has only been a test, intended to delight and amuse. Well...it amused us and that's what counts!

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OT:NBA FINALS GAME 3

Damn! I almost feel sorry for Lebron, the Heat, and their fans. Almost. Once again, explain to me how the old guys are beating the so called "dream team"?

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Signs and portents...

Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the…