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scratch off state loto in NC

Shit bitches i just left a gas station I bought a energy drink, hotdog, and a ticket.....$4.....thren I played that ticket son and I'd be Damn if I dindt just when $500 smacks.....I'm going clubing tonight lol

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Porn dangers (other than going blind)

.. Are All Porn Sites Really Riddled with Malware? Pornographic websites, or at least some of them, contain a lot of malware that could infect visitors, a British researcher has found. That contradicts two earlier studies, which concluded that porn sites were…

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I was just about on the floor from laughter

The other night, the wife and I were doing a "vip" session at a relatively local club known for value and loose women. The wife was playing around downstairs while I was playing with the twins upstairs. Cute little 23…

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Dancer Names

The last discussion brings up a topic. When you review a club do you put names and specifics about extras in your review? I have taken to describing the club the girls and description of the girls from whom I…

Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, Oregon

I came in recently, and they...

I came in recently, and they are making a big push to turn this place into a really classy gentlemans club. The new weekend nightime DJ is one of the best in the area. I…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Dropped in to Fannies to see...

Dropped in to Fannies to see if an old friend was dancing there. Much to my dismay, she was not. Decided to stick around and get a drink anyway. There were about 6 dancers there.…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I think the only reason this...

I think the only reason this place stays in business is that it is the only SC in Center City Philly. At that its location is not very good, in an alley behind a…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Not a great club...shall not return...

Not a great club...shall not return agn..the girls were not that good...and d numbers vr also less. Would probably not return to this one but go to the others nearby. Remember one girl though who…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

In the year since my previous...

In the year since my previous review of this place, I've been here a number of times, and really not much has changed. There has been some turnover of the girls, but that is about…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Decided to go tonight and relax....

Decided to go tonight and relax. I got there around 6pm and it was slow but some of he girls immediately came over and we started talking. One in particular was very nice and easy…

Pirates Cove

Portland, Oregon

Wish it was my neighborhood bar!...

Wish it was my neighborhood bar! Went in around 10:00 pm on a Tuesday to decompress after a 4.5 hour drive. Small club with a distinct dive bar character. Three girls on…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

I've been visiting the clubs in...

I've been visiting the clubs in Tucson for a number of years. Raiders is currently my favorite because I feel comfortable there, and because there are several dancer's there that always make me feel…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I cannot count how many evenings...

I cannot count how many evenings I have spent at Mons. But I can count the number of times i've been there in the afternoon because up until yesterday, that number was 1. It's…

Jersey Girls

Elizabeth, New Jersey

club is located on rt. 1...

club is located on rt. 1 and 9 North and has a small parking lot in the back so if you're scared of your wife Seeing your car parked on the side of the highway...u…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This is my 5th visit since...

This is my 5th visit since this club re-opened with the dejavu name. Four of the visits were on a Saturday, and one on a Sunday, they were all in the afternoon -early evening time frame. It seems…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I kind of went out of...

I kind of went out of my way to check this club out based on the reviews. I was not disappointed. As others have mentioned, you pay a $10 cover and then a $14 mandatory…

Dancers Cabaret

Sydney, New South Wales

Dancers is like Mens Gallery without...

Dancers is like Mens Gallery without the suits, and Pure Platinum without the attitude. It won't suit everyone, but it's not a million miles from going to the pub to watch a strip show. The girls…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Visited Mario's on a recent Thursday...

Visited Mario's on a recent Thursday afternoon. About a dozen girls working, and about the same amount of customers. Everything is expensive here, and prices keep going up. But they keep it classy and I…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Perfect place to get your freak...

Perfect place to get your freak on, everything goes, I w. Just driving by and I dedecided to go inside to see what's going,it was a saturday after midnight the cover was $20 that night,…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Bottoms Up is solid but some...

Bottoms Up is solid but some of the afternoon dancers are beginning to show their age. Raven was delightful 10 years ago but after too much hair dye and tanning, the former hottie is beginning…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I was passing through town so...

I was passing through town so I decided to stop at a few clubs. Started at Diamond Royale but the girls were more interested in talking to each other or the locals. Next…

Chics Cabaret

Houston, Texas

It has been quite some time...

It has been quite some time since I was last in this club. Nothing has changed except for a few faces dancer quality still the same typical east homegirls with that rough edge that…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

In Baltimore for a meeting and...

In Baltimore for a meeting and had to check out the Block, lived in the area for a while but never ventured to the Block. Parked in a nice secure garage diagonally across from…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

It's really hard to write a...

It's really hard to write a review of a strip club without admitting you go to strip clubs. I avoided going to The DEN for some time based on these three reasons: 1) location 2)…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

This review is from a couple...

This review is from a couple of visits taken in early March while I was down in Miami for a business trip. Parking was free in a lot outside the club with a bouncer who…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

This review is from two visits...

This review is from two visits taken in early March while I was down in Miami. Club Lexx is a higher end club that is predominately black. There is a large bar with the stage…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I hadn't been the the Ball...

I hadn't been the the Ball Park in several years. I was passing through the area returning from a business trip, so I decided to stop by for a couple of beers. Parking free on…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon about 5:30. It was a relatively slow day with about 6 dancers and about 6-8 patrons. One stage was occupied. Good news is it is $2 drink day!…

Lips

Cojutepeque, El Salvador

After reading all the reviews, I...

After reading all the reviews, I decided to visit this club. I have to say I had a great time, and 80-90% of the girls I saw were hot. The club itself is located in…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Went to Centerfolds on Tuesday afternoon...

Went to Centerfolds on Tuesday afternoon on a recent trip to Jacksonville. There were maybe 3 customers and 4 dancers, a dj and a bartender in the club. I knew 2 of the…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Ok, it's been about 5 years...

Ok, it's been about 5 years since I've been to Myrtle Beach. Guess what, I'm not a golfer. So, I come down every few years with my Dad and this year two of my sisters…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

Given its rural location, it would...

Given its rural location, it would be laughable for most to say write that one decided to stop into the Trop while "passing by," but that's what I did on a recent Saturday. Since I…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Ok, so it's a Thursday night,...

Ok, so it's a Thursday night, not the famous weekend couples parties. But, I thought since it was Valentine's Day there might be a few couples around. But not so lucky. The…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

I went accross the street to...

I went accross the street to Georgie's after a brief stop at Jen's. I haven't been there in a while, but used to see a dancer named Nickie, a cute little black girl. The setup…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I stopped by to see if...

I stopped by to see if my ATF was there. She wasn't but I did run into another dancer who always seems happy to see me. It was late afternoon and I didn't…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

I recently went to Lace in...

I recently went to Lace in New York City. It had been a long time since I had been to a strip club. I convinced two of my friends who were with me on the…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

i have not been here in...

i have not been here in at least 8 months because it is far from my house. went early evening and it was bad. the first "girl", and i use that term lightly, could have…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I got here right around midnight...

I got here right around midnight and it was not as crowded as I would have expected. When I first walked in it seemed like there were several really hot dancers, so I went…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been a long time since...

It's been a long time since I've been to Pink Pony, but after an unsatisfying trip to Tattletales I thought I'd pay this club a quick visit just for the heck of it. Pink…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Although commonly referred to as the...

Although commonly referred to as the Scare 'em house, the club is definitely worth the visit. I have been a frequent visitor of the last two years and have rarely left without having a…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Blue collar bar. It is...

Blue collar bar. It is divey, but not dangerous. Very quiet in afternoons. Girl quality varies greatly, and skills at the pole are usually non-existant, but lap dances have always been very good…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Went in Wednesday evening about 8p....

Went in Wednesday evening about 8p. Place was already fairly crowded. Have to say based on previous reviews I was a little disappointed with the talent. A bit too fatties and so…

Chantilly Lace

Portland, Oregon

As others have described, the girls...

As others have described, the girls were clustered at the bar texting and paying no attention to the few male customers. There was no dancer on stage. I was ignored by the male…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

This club has been growing on...

This club has been growing on me. Don't get me wrong, the place is a dive and feels just like a dive bar off the highway. Easily the worst club I have been…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

It had been a little while...

It had been a little while since I'd stopped by Jen's. Last time I visited was shortly after the health dept. visit, so things were more restricted, but they've loosened up a bit now,…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived at tycoons for a afternoon...

Arrived at tycoons for a afternoon treat. I like to come here in the afternoon because it's not busy and there are still one or two lookers. Anyways paid valet and walked in. No cover…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Great club to visit if you...

Great club to visit if you are at LAX and have a few hours to kill. The dancers will great lap dances and they frequently have specials where the girls parade out and there…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Went back again. This time I...

Went back again. This time I met this petite mulatto chick. I usually don't like them small but she was fine as hell! Nice ass and everything. She gave me several dances for the price…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

You should go to this strip...

You should go to this strip club because they offer alot more than most other places I've been too. THere's only a few dancers nut they are willing to go the extra mile for their…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Seems that with every visit to...

Seems that with every visit to Follies over the last year, I have been increasingly disappointed. Maybe it's just me, but the quality of the dancers really seems to be going downhill. Used to be…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wacko's is located in a weak...

Wacko's is located in a weak strip mall and parking is tight, but inside I think the club is very nice. They have done some work on the VIP area which I do not…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I have not been there in...

I have not been there in years, because I have a new favorite club. Anyway I give it another try because I'm in the area. Same run down building, pay $5 for parking and $10 to…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to Cheerleaders in Philadelphia...

I went to Cheerleaders in Philadelphia for the first time on a Tuesday night. There is a 5$ cover to get in, 2 for 25 lap dances, and 2$ beer special on Tuesdays. Because of…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Went to heartbreakers on a Sunday...

Went to heartbreakers on a Sunday night after visiting Platinum Plus. PP was def better as far as crowd wise. Heartbreakers is a good place to go if you want to kick back, relax, and…

Gentlemen's Playground

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

It was a hot Wednesday night...

It was a hot Wednesday night and i decided to go to gentlemens playground. This club is on a dead end corner guys hanging out at the front door smoking. When i walked…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Usually go at night... thought I'd...

Usually go at night... thought I'd try something different during the day. A lot of new faces. Looks like the Harem has picked up a lot of the junkies or gross girls. $5…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Paid a visit to this club...

Paid a visit to this club on a recent Saturday night. Only significant change since my last visit was a reconfiguration of the bar and its integration with the stage area that is basically located…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It has been about a year...

It has been about a year since my last visit. Lots of BeePee girls, SWs and UTR girl have been occupying my time. But I still love the D's club scene. I Arrived about…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wife and I really enjoy this...

Wife and I really enjoy this place.... private room show is always great and they LOVE couples! Been going for years and never have had a problem. On the weekend we have encountered 2…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush is a lot smaller than...

Blush is a lot smaller than I expected.That said they had a good amount of girls.Over twenty.They had girls from out of the country even.A good variety.Their rooms upstairs are up an old fashioned elevator.The…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

I have been coming here for...

I have been coming here for years. Its is hit or miss. Usually a miss. Lots of heavy, unattractive dancers. Way too many latin dancers and latin music. No rock…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

South Side Jonny's is NOT near...

South Side Jonny's is NOT near the airport, but about 15-20 minutes away. Let me say up front that it is a DIVE of a club. I was there about 6months ago. Action doesn't start…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Visited HB much later than I...

Visited HB much later than I usually do - visited after midnight on Friday. Very surprised about the crowd and the dancers. First of all the crowd - it was PACKED to the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Had a fun afternoon stop at...

Had a fun afternoon stop at Pandoras. Stopped in during rush hour. All sizes, shapes, races, something for everyone, fairly average overall quality, say 5-7 on the stripper scale. Watched a round of stage dances…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

usually don't go to the...

usually don't go to the club until after 9, that's when most of the more desired girls show up to work. perfect spot got a hideaway from…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

unique atmosphere, small bar area with...

unique atmosphere, small bar area with small dance stage on the inside of the bar. most of the seating is at the bar, there are only 1-2 tables separate from the bar area. the bar…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Visited Visions for the first time...

Visited Visions for the first time last Thurs. evening. It was moderately busy. Plenty of free parking & reasonable cover. Drink prices were relatively cheap. Wait staff was vey prompt and friendly as were the…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I have been to all the...

I have been to all the strip clubs in pompano beach and Booby Trap is my favorite. Whether you going during the day or at night there are usually couple 8s and 9s. I…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

First time here. There is an...

First time here. There is an adult book store in the front with the club in the back. they open from 11am to 2 am . There is a $10 cover. There were about 5…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Went to PP this past Saturday...

Went to PP this past Saturday with my wife. I usually go alone but was surprised when my wife said she'd be interested in going. The club was pretty packed and had a…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

definitely have to agree with previous...

definitely have to agree with previous reviewer - time to go is during afternoon and late weekdays seem to be best. there are more dancers with better quality than during the night. There…

Charlotte's Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Well I stopped by here on...

Well I stopped by here on the way back from 2 other clubs on Nebraska The Library and Starlet just to check it out. I paid a $5 cover and went in. Pretty nice club…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I went back a couple weeks...

I went back a couple weeks ago, and again had a great time. My favorite club in CO. The club is very nice. The waitresses provide good service without being pushy. My only complaint is…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by to check the place...

Stopped by to check the place out and apparently it was around shift change. The club itself is nice good parking and clean. I was approached by a cute black girl with big boobs and…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Ok... so keep in mind this...

Ok... so keep in mind this is a block review so the numbers are on the block scale. By the block scale I'd put this club at a 7 physically but the dancers were…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

This place is hard to find....

This place is hard to find. The facility is pretty rundown. It's 2 story house converted to a strip club. There are two stages on the main floor. There are a couple of slot machines…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Stopped by on a Friday hoping...

Stopped by on a Friday hoping to catch Nina. No luck on her or Harmony. Did meet up with a couple new girls. Mary Jane, who looks like Bianca Kajlich, Jennifer, the hot brunette on…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

This was my first ever all-nude...

This was my first ever all-nude strip club. I was shocked to see so many butt naked women walking around the place like it was no big deal. There was an even mix…

Pacemaker Lounge

Irvington, New Jersey

Pacemakers used to be a decent...

Pacemakers used to be a decent option in Irvington for when Vic's closed. But now it looks like all the quality chicks stay away from this place & all that's left are the nasty…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In this small strip club, a...

In this small strip club, a few rows of chairs face a stage with two topless dancers who go chair to chair for $1 tips after the show. There was no feature the night I…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Been to this club plenty of...

Been to this club plenty of times back in the day when the girls were better lookin now u just got a girl name hazel and a bunch of ducks. Even hazel got fat for…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I wander into this club every...

I wander into this club every so often just to check things out. It remains an enigma to me. Aside from the ridiculous state of the bathroom, the club is actually quite nice…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Went to this club during the...

Went to this club during the week on a Thursday in the afternoon. The club is in a rough area. There is a parking lot for you to park your car.…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

I stopped by Tuesday evening. By...

I stopped by Tuesday evening. By now you probably know that the $12 dollar entry fee also covers the cost of a chicken or steak dinner, I did not partake so I can't comment on…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

My experience was very strange. Went...

My experience was very strange. Went there with an assumption that it was a BYOB place but its not anymore I guess. Was asked to leave my stuff in the car which was ok. I…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

This was my second time to...

This was my second time to this club in two years. I think that it has gone done in quality of dancers (or at least it has on this particular day I visited. The cover…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Had a chance to check out...

Had a chance to check out PP last weekend. The quality of dancers has definitely gone down(on a sat night). Mostly 6 and 7s. Back in the day, half the girls would be 9s or…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

So went with some co-workers to...

So went with some co-workers to what I thought was a club similar tot the Flight Club. From first appearance, that was correct. Club is upscale and loaded with very attractive dancers.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

There was sort of a bait...

There was sort of a bait and switch when I called to get pricing. I had a vcard which said free vip admission and limo. there was no mention of the drinks. In arriving I…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

This review is from quite a...

This review is from quite a few weeks back, went in on a Sunday night around 11pm. Parking is either on the street or in an ally in the back which is a little sketchy.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Visited Bogart's with couple of buddies...

Visited Bogart's with couple of buddies while en-route to Flight club. Its a small den with cramped up seating. Girls look average to few good looking ones. Dance floor is the least entertaining out there…

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Dancer at Lace in New York City

I was recently in New York on a business trip. I stopped by Lace just to check it out. I met a dancer there who was a lot of fun. I told some friends who are about to head to…

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Google Glass already banned at at strip clubs

Well it makes sense even though its not available yet. Goggle Glass is a recording device that doesn't give any outside indication when it takes a picture or video. http://fox8.com/2013/04/08/google-glass-banned-from-strip-clubs/

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Gun Laws

I love Florida's Laws on guns....its juice crew aproved

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OT: Congressional Action

The Senate bill regarding guns that MAY or MAY not be voted on is too, too lax IMHO. It needs to be far more restrictive. And besides, it is highly unlikely to be passed in the House. IMO the 2nd Amendment…

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Kansas (government) keeping the stripclubs going with welfare payments!

$43,000 of Kansas Welfare Money Withdrawn From ATMs at Strip Clubs, Casinos http://cnsnews.com/blog/joe-schoffstall/43000-kansas-welfare-money-withdrawn-atms-strip-clubs-casinos

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Ban all fists.

From San Francisco: Don't mess with this stripper. A man who got into an argument with a Tenderloin dancer early Wednesday was jumped by 15 men, according to police. The argument between the 47-year-old man and a female stripper in her early 20s…

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Man Robbed By Gunmen At Del City Strip Club

One man was shot during an attempted robbery late Tuesday night outside a strip club in Del City. One man was shot during an attempted robbery late Tuesday night outside a strip club in Del City. DEL CITY, Oklahoma…

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First OTC

As I have said previously, I am new to thiss game but I have already had some really memorably experiences. I am about to embark on my first OTC in a few days. Would anyone care to share…

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Monroe's WPB Fl

I was at the Barett Jackson auction last week and saw some sexy young women walking around in cut off jeans and tight pink shirts. As I got closer I noticed they all had Monroe's Tshirts on. After some…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I had heard about Bogey's being...

I had heard about Bogey's being raided or something like that, so I decided to pay a visit on a Fri night to see what the deal was. Everything appeared to be normal as the…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's not like Rhino or even...

It's not like Rhino or even Olympic Garden where there are constantly girls walking around and parading. It is more of a small boutique like environment. The location is a little more beaten off the…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

This place was OK considering the...

This place was OK considering the cover. There were a few winners in the club on the night I went, but I was harassed immediately by a girl who needed dental work. The…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

I've been to this club many...

I've been to this club many times, and it is pretty good for Raleigh. The girls aren't as attractive on average as they probably should be for such a large city with a lot…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got there after 11, so had...

Got there after 11, so had to pay full price admission. First time here and overall I was disappointed, but it was partly my own fault. The first dancer I talked to was very pushy; I should…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Went in on a Saturday afternoon,...

Went in on a Saturday afternoon, encountered the usual wide range of dancers. Try not to be in a hurry- a few 3s and 4s can have a few dances, then all of a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Always a favorite club to visit,...

Always a favorite club to visit, lots of milage, fun to watch the interaction of customers and the dancers. Stopped in Sunday night at 7pm. And what appeared to be 3 other customers…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

They should change their name to...

They should change their name to "The Black Rose". Seriously, two-thirds of the dancers are black girls. This has become a similar club to "Babes" in south Austin. Even most of the few…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I came by late on a...

I came by late on a Friday night. This is not a normal time for me to go to this club. Anyway, the parking lot was half full. I parked under the sign. I will…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Ricks is right down the street...

Ricks is right down the street from Pandora's and Sunday after a ho-hum visit to Pandora's decided to stop in at Rick's as i was driving by. Appeared to be 5 dancers on shift,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited around 2pm on a Monday....

Visited around 2pm on a Monday. (The buffet came out around 4:15.) Valet parking for $5 was in effect but no cover charge to get in the club. A couple of $5…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

This club is in a strip...

This club is in a strip mall with a good amount of parking. There is one main room with dancers on tables and a small stage and the usual back room for lap dances.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to vegas with my...

Went to vegas with my boys this past weekend for a bachelor party, we hit up Sapphire's first but after an hour we were ready to go, girls were too aggressive from the minute…

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Stripper in VIP said "Be a man shove it (my finger) in deeper and fuck me good w

I went to the Houston extras club near me last week to enjoy the free buffet and free VIP admission. I was curious what girls they had on shift as I had not been there in awhile (fuking two…

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TUSCLers with Asian Fetishes & OK Cupid

I knew it. Ok 'fess up everyone, I'll bet money that most if not every single one of these guys is right here on TUSCL. I remember someone said the same thing as #4 in an old discussion thread here.…

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Sex Drive: How Do Men and Women Compare?

Piggybacking on shadowcat's thread on “bi strippers” – I came across the following article. The article is 3 pages long but it is pretty interesting IMO. Below is a section of the article that talks a little bit…

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City of Industry Clubs - Changes Coming

I'm a great fan of the Strip Club Hound. I read his blog regularly. His April 8th entry, "City of Industry," notes some interesting events in that city's strip clubs. See: http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/ City of Industry, CA, clubs have offered…

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South Carolina SC

I know that NC has pretty strict laws to the places I have been to in Charlotte. Always a bouncer around watching to make sure you don't touch the girls. What are the rules like in South Carolina?

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online banking

How many tuscl members use this methadology ?

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14 people stabbed at Tx college campus just now

Too bad a guard with a gun wasn't there to blast the nutjob

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Incremental Revenue

I don't like to haggle. I'm willing to pay the going price for goods and services, whether at the department store or the strip club. But occasionally I'll try to get a bargain. Yesterday at the club I was…

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dancers gaining too much weight

is it just me or is it that alot of these dancers dont keep themselves up physically after a few years a former atf/otc of mine had the perfect body no stomach ass and tits. i dont see her for…

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Conviscate all automobiles.

PORT RICHEY — Closing time early Saturday morning at the Brass Flamingo Adult Cabaret: The music shut down. The crowd funneled out to the parking lot. Dancer Angel Spong said she had just gotten off work when a man came…

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Its Getting Medieval...

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2013/apr/07/kpd-man-shot-arrow-gentlemans-club/

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Annoying Pet Peeves in Reviews

I know there's lots to be annoyed at in this world, but at least when I'm reading strip club reviews, I don't want to tax my little brain too much. For some reason, a few guys (thankfully not many) want to…

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Bi strippers - Like em or not?

I had an interesting event last Saturday. One of my favorites and I were talking and she points out another dancer and tells me that the other dancers got her phone number from still another dancer and phoned her. The…

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Now the 2AMers even happen before you get to the club.

SAN ANTONIO - Police tell News 4 two men are shot while they were driving to Club Paradise around 2:30 Sunday morning. We're told a driver of a Suzuki pulled up to the men on Interstate 35 near 410…

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Step up your game Ad...sabbatical redux

I'm using a super secret Dick Nixon decoder ring naming scheme to call out our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. This way only the geniuses amongst us will be able to suss out the person to whom I'm referring... I…

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Law changes requiring dancers to be paid minimum wage at strip clubs?

I live in Maryland and was at my favorite strip club in the area tonight, The Player's Club in Baltimore..a dancer told me that due to the club being sued, or other clubs being sued..not sure about this detail..that the…

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I was jealous at first look. :)

Toronto police are seeking four women in the sexual assault of a 19-year-old man last weekend. Police say the man met the suspects on March 30 at a downtown club near King Street West and Spadina Avenue and left with them…

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Rate the Hottie PDX

In honor of JacksonEssaky's Rate the Hottie series, my man ranukam rocking the PDX club scene, and the inspiration of this month's xmag cover / pin-up girl... I present Rate the Hottie PDX (Protland Oregon) edition. http://kwiksurveys.com/s.asp?sid=8ex8riwntmu20s9127127 Enjoy - mjx01

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Visiting Dallas

Which club offers the most fun in the Dallas area?

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Diamond Jim's in Columbus is reopened as Stella's

Just as an FYI for the Columbus guys is that Diamond Jim's is now reopened as Stella's and Dinah is back to bartending. This is the highest mileage place in columbus but the dancer quality is on the low end.

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Anybody know where to find sexy Asian strippers in NYC?

I've been to a few of the higher end joints (Ricks, Scores, Hustler) but I rarely see a lot of Asians, and they're often not my cup of tea. Is it just a crap shoot or is there a specific…

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Totally off topic and I apologize: Just when you think you have heard it all.

Police: Woman walks into Clinton Township bank announces bomb in bag Suspect robs 5/3rd Bank after claiming to have bomb in bag, police find cans of spaghetti The suspect, described as a heavy set black woman, walked into the bank…

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Random stuff ...

I just wanted to vent for a second. I went to my favorite club on Thursday night. I have two favorites here, not sure I'd call them ATFs, but they are my faves in this club. Anyway,…

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My ATF was not a dancer

The strippers came and went from my favorite club in Denver but C stayed through the years presiding over the bar. An honest drink and an honest smile were what she offered. Yes, I loved her, but so did…

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Dead Father's Ashes

So I visit a lot of strip clubs and never in my life have I ever seen something like this before. A guy who brings his fathers ashes with him to the strip club. Has anyone ever experience something like…

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1st time going to strip club. Lots of questions.

For my 21st birthday my older brothers are taking me to a strip club. I have never been to one before. I would like some answers from both the men that go there and the strippers (like an answer from…

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Priest Porn Shop Owner Pleads Guilty to Drug Dealing

HARTFORD, Conn.—A Catholic priest in Connecticut has taken a page or five from Breaking Bad by transforming himself from a respected pastor into a successful meth dealer. The money got so good for 61-year-old Kevin Wallin that he decided to…

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Viagra Obesity Treatment? Sildenafil Burns Excess Fat in Mice

A Viagra obesity treatment may eventually result from a new study that highlights sildenafil's ability to promote weight loss, by turning unhealthy “white fat" into healthy "white fat." A Viagra obesity treatment may be in the works- the commercial drug, well…

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DC Strip Clubs - Stadium Club in DC

I live in DC but I'm originally from the south. This question is for all members of tuscl that live in/around the DC/MD area. Why do people like stadium so much? You can't touch...no lap dances...what's the point? Why would…

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Damn ... This guy had a rough visit

From a recent review: “I did not have the best experience here, since I was kicked out of the club. I probably deserved it and luckily did not get an ass kicking to go along with it. What I didn't do…

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I'm Walking Away / Jubilation Day!

When I first saw Christie dancing on stage with her long blonde hair swirling around her half-nude body, I thought that if I could ever have sex with her I would be completely happy. But today, after having banged…

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Like Alucard says- confinscate all guns.

A security guard at a local strip club was shot with an arrow early Sunday morning. Lt. David Powell with the Knoxville Police Department said around 3:30 a.m., officers were called out to The Ball Gentleman's Club, on Alcoa Highway. Powell…

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Sabbatical...

Like ol' Dalex-dude, I think I need a short sabbatical. But not from all o' y'all. Most o' you folks be solid citizens. But we have one major turd in the punch bowl here. Specifically, there be a crazy dude…

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Rhode Island clubs

What is the best club in Rhode Island?Busiest,best variety of girls,best value,laid back not stuffy atmosphere?I"m staring to get sick of the CT clubs and would like to see something better.Most of the clubs have good reviews but am looking…

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Ray J Releases "I Hit It First"About Kim Kardashian (AUDIO)

Ray J has released “I Hit It First,” his new song which is said to be about his sex tape partner, Kim Kardashian. AUDIO BELOW The track's lyrics and cover art leave pretty much no doubt that the single is about Kardashian. Ray…

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Shots fired in Lexington strip club parking lot

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - Lexington police say they received a report of shots fired in the parking lot of a strip club on Alexandria Drive early Saturday morning. The report came in around 1:30 AM of an incident at the Camelot…

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Tampa strip club king Joe Redner considers running for political office again

Good news on the local election front (unless you happen to be a candidate): Joe Redner is seriously considering another run for office. Tampa's strip club king — and recent haunter of Congress with his beer-brewing rock star of a son…

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Lust- Greenville, SC

This club is #5 on the top list with only 27 reviews. Seems like another club that is not going to last long on the top list....

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Can you legally be a stripper and be under 18?

I was in club in RI recently and one of the girls I was spending some time with said that she started stripping a few years ago in Connecticut at age 17. I was surprised and she said that…

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Temporarily Retiring

of course I can't exactly say that I'm retiring forever from this, being a man it's only almost natural I'll step my foot into a strip club again... But like all things can be, this hobby has started to be destructive,…

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"Thank you for the props and the good things you said about me on that strip clu

ok last night i went to a SC i visit often that ive written reviews about danced with a dancer i dance with all the time there and we were talking for awhile afterwords and she was telling me about…

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Vegas-Rhino-Daytime: ever been?

Stopping through Vegas on a Saturday afternoon and going to duck into the Rhino because...why the hell not? Have done so before and enjoy it far more than the bustle and more hustle of the weekend nights. Anyone have any…

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Rubmaps.com

For all my brothas on tuscl that love a good AMP rubmaps.com is in Da juices mind one of the best sites out their for this kind of thang.....like most thangs it does cost to get the.big details but its…

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To protect and serve.

Off-duty police officer Chase Delatte was at the Crazy Horse Cabaret strip club in Gonzales, Louisiana, on March 13, when he walked into the men's restroom and accidentally fired his police-issued pistol. “Witnesses observed Chase get up from the table and…

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Not quite a2 AMer.

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - Lexington police say they received a report of shots fired in the parking lot of a strip club on Alexandria Drive early Saturday morning. The report came in around 1:30 AM of an incident at the Camelot…

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All stripper boy friends are losers - Fact or myth.

There has been a lot of talk lately and a lot of comments in reviews about dancer quality going down the shitter. So where are they all going. Apparently they are not showing up at other clubs. Not likely that…

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First Signs Of Spring At 61 Degrees North Latitude - Bad For Miami On April 20

Wandering through the camp today I saw bear footprints all over the snow near the garbage bins - from the size of the footprints, probably one adult grizzly and at least two cubs. This is a sure sign that spring…

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San Antonio incident.

A South Side strip club patron was shot Wednesday morning after refusing to give money to a group of men who robbed the place after a dancer accused them of stealing, police said. The stripper told police she was dancing for…

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L.A. 2AMer.

COMMERCE, Calif. (KABC) -- A security guard shot and wounded a man who tried to run him over with his car after refusing to leave a Commerce strip club. The shooting happened outside Nicola's, a topless club in the…

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Question for lopaw

I was in the Columbia Platinum Plus last night and there was a group of 6-8 females having a bachelorette party. I have never seen that before in a female strip club. I doubt that there are any male strip…

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wifey looking to let hubby (me?) get a GREAT club. NC area

NOT jealous...get aroused by it..all aspects (of the club experience)...would like one that perhaps a appealing dancer may offer paid perks. Need to impress my husband with just exactly after 20 years, he is LUCKY to have me making sure…

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having strippers by me thangs

Ever have a dancer buy you thangs ? My dancer friend just took me out and bought me $500 in clothing.......

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We may have a new SC soon?

Looks like a little progress in southern NM for a new SC in Las Cruces. Maybe I can get the first LD there? http://www.lcsun-news.com/las_cruces-news/ci_22956939/owner-hopes-open-new-strip-club-by-mid LAS CRUCES — If remaining work goes smoothly, a strip club in Las Cruces should be open…

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OT: Roger Ebert

RIP Roger Ebert, my all-time favorite film critic. I saw a list of his mosted hated movies in history. Don't get me wrong - I'm not a huge fan of action movies - I would rather watch "Twelve Angry Men"…

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Fish and Chips

I was just reading some reviews and one said a club had great fish and chips. Does the fishy smell ever make you crave fish and chips? Or does it make you hungry for fish tacos?...or pink tacos?

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Taking your wife to a non smoking strip club in Vegas

My wife is willing to go to a strip club in Vegas or dallas or houston but it must be non smoking ( other than smoking hot) and be couple friendly. She has never been to a strip club and is…

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Cumming commando

I just about have the nerve worked up to try going to a strip club commando for the first time. Have done pretty much everything else, including the liquid lapdance pants, boxers, whitey tighties, dress pants, dockers, etc. Just curious,…

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pamper ya damn self

Some times you just got to do this...go to the spa relax get a rundown and some suckie suckie

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If a stripper calls u for money

If a stripper calls u, talking lots of SS, like needing to repair her vehicle, or pay her rent and so on. Her purpose is just asking you to give her some $$. What would you guys do? How many…

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Health Benefits From a BJ

Ah yes, we always knew the benefits of a BJ for the men; however, even women can benefit (aside from the "protein" jokes) http://m.facebook.com/home.php?__user=1114582455#!/photo.php?fbid=565268950174092&id=497146696986318&set=a.497427786958209.114676.497146696986318&__user=1114582455