Weird Sex Laws

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ALABAMA: sex toys are banned
-ancient law in Alabama bans men from attempting to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, arts, deception, flattery or a promise of a marriage."

ARIZONA: perfectly all right for women to go topless in public, since breasts weren't deemed private parts.

CALIFORNIA: illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay

CONNECTICUT: forbidding any "private sexual behavior between consenting adults."

FLORIDA: - Two people cannot commit "unusual acts" together.
-illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.
-it is an offense to shower in the nude

GEORGIA: sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal

IDAHO: not allowed to engage in any type of public display of affection for more than 18 min.

ILLINOIS: illegal to have sex on your wedding day if you're fishing or hunting in Oblong

INDIANA: oral sex is banned

IOWA: -5 min. time limit to make out- a man in Ames cannot take more than three swallows of beer while hodling his wife in his arms in bed

KENTUCKY: can't marry the same man three time in some Kentucky townships

LOUISIANA: you can streak as long as ou can prove to a court beyond a doubt that you had no "lascivious intent".

MARYLAND: it's illegal to smooch for more than 1 sec (yes 1 second) in Halethrope

MICHIGAN: male drives in Detroit are banned from "ogling" women
-illegal to serenade your girlfriend in Kalamazoo

MINNESOTA: sleeping naked is illegal. illegal for men to have intimate sexual relationships with a live fish (although women, it's perfectly legal)

MISSISSIPPI: men cannot become sexually aroused in public

NEBRASKA: couples sleeping at a hotel must wear the clean, cotton nightshirt provided by the hotel, even when they have sex.

NEW MEXICO; couples in Carlsbad can have sex in their parked car during their lunch break, as long as the curtains are drawn

NEVADA: if you're a member of the Nevada legislature, you cannot conduct business while in session, wearing a penis costume

NEW YORK: women cannot be seen wearing "body hugging clothing" - women can go topless in public, unless it is for "business" reasons

NORTH CAROLINA: it's an offense to have sex in a graveyard - if you're unmarried and you and your lover register yourselves as a "Mr. and Mrs." when checking into a motel, then you're legally considered husband and wife (bigamy, polygamy, the potential criminal consequences are endless"

OHIO: anal intercourse is banned in Cincinnati

OREGON: husbands in Willowdalecan are fined for talking during during intercourse, but theives wives can say whatever they please

TENNESSEE: women in Dyersburg cannot call a man for a date

TEXAS: Flirting is illegal in San Antonio

WASHINGTON D.C. - sexual positions beyond missionary are illegal

WISCONSIN: illegal for a man to fire his gun in Connersville, when his lover reaches climax

WYOMING: sex in a walk-in meat freezer is banned in Newcastle

California, you ROCK! And for those in Minnesota, Washington State and Florida good luck with your private sex lives and keep your PJ's on while sleeping and showering.