Questions about HJs.

28 comments

• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  Answer to all 5: Fuck HJs, BBBJs are sooo much better.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  boogie - I won't argue that. I pose the question because HJs are generally easier to come by than BBBJ or FS.
• Dolomite35

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  11 years ago

  SC, considering you haunt is Follies. I am assuming this is slight sarcasm. My favorite kind of HJ is when she uses the saliva still inside her mouth.
• Dolomite35

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  11 years ago

  In my neck of the woods, it's only going to be over pants, with the occasional direct contact for good measure.
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  I have no desire for HJs. The vast majority of ones I have received in strip clubs have been outside the pants.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Damn! How come *I* can't get a hand job in a club?
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Sometimes, I sit on my left hand until it's numb. Then I paint my nails and give myself a reversey. Sometimes I fool myself. Most of the time I don't.
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  SC, Come to Detroit. Every stripper here fell out of the "I'll suck your dick tree" and hit every branch on the way down.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol@ slick... all you need to do is draw lips on your thumb and index finger as you make a fist. Thay will turn that hj into a bj
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Dick out, Texas Pete on, sock on then she shacks it for 5 min and kaaaaboooom im out !
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Joe-With ideas like that and you'll go places in this company.
• DBJP101

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  11 years ago

  Depends on the girl, location and shift. Outside usually means low tip with self clean up. Inside requires larger tip (and the house will get their cut if a private area or VIP is required). Regardless, if a dancer walks up and gives you the 'stripper handshake', you are in for a great time.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Regardless, if a dancer walks up and gives you the 'stripper handshake', you are in for a great time God yes bro
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Juicebag!You put hot sauce on your crank?Going Sonic on the girl.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol yes i do yes sir
• Player11

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  11 years ago

  1) Are most done outside the pants or inside the pants? - outside 2) Are they lubricated? If so with what? - yes if condom 3) Did either of you bring tissue, etc for clean up? no 4) Any other activity going on at the same time? i.e. stink finger and/or DFK? with atf this is foreplay before sex, with various girls HJ when they could not get me off with sex. 5) Cost? Dance price plus tip or extras charge? nvever charged extra bc I do not get hj by itself. The deal is for everything and happy ending is expectation.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  "Fuck HJs, BBBJs are sooo much better." Hell YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HJs are TOO fucking messy, they're SO passé! BBBJCIMWS are less messy & HUNDREDS of times BETTER! LOL
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol he gets so excited
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  1) inside 2) I supply my own self-generated lube 3) no clean up required 4) DFK,mutual HJ, DATY...depends 5) price of the LD
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  HJ outside the pants? Isn't that just a method for some dancers to warm you up for a lap dance?
• Sellout

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  11 years ago

  Apparently I've never experienced the stripper handshake. Someone splain please.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I just go to Baskin Robbins. Don't know where there's an HJ, to say nothing of being available together with a Dunkin donut.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  1) Outside but ends up inside 2) I can't reveal the formula but it contains Crisco EVOO KY jelly and liquid plumber 3) Swiffer 4) Writing my documentary same time 5) Cost and maybe tip plus 10oz of semen at a price of $100 an ounce
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol...gator thats liquid gold
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Lopaw gets an award for best response. Gator gets an honorable mention.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  lopaw's post got me excited. I need a handjob now.
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  Dammit Lopaw stop that! ;)
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol gator... Slick...thank you. I plan on going places and cumming places