Questions about HJs.

Answer to all 5:

Fuck HJs, BBBJs are sooo much better.

boogie - I won't argue that. I pose the question because HJs are generally easier to come by than BBBJ or FS.

SC, considering you haunt is Follies. I am assuming this is slight sarcasm. My favorite kind of HJ is when she uses the saliva still inside her mouth.

In my neck of the woods, it's only going to be over pants, with the occasional direct contact for good measure.

I have no desire for HJs. The vast majority of ones I have received in strip clubs have been outside the pants.

Damn! How come I can't get a hand job in a club?

Sometimes, I sit on my left hand until it's numb. Then I paint my nails and give myself a reversey. Sometimes I fool myself. Most of the time I don't.

SC,

Come to Detroit. Every stripper here fell out of the "I'll suck your dick tree" and hit every branch on the way down.

Lol@ slick... all you need to do is draw lips on your thumb and index finger as you make a fist. Thay will turn that hj into a bj

Dick out, Texas Pete on, sock on then she shacks it for 5 min and kaaaaboooom im out !

@Joe-With ideas like that and you'll go places in this company.

Depends on the girl, location and shift.

Outside usually means low tip with self clean up. Inside requires larger tip (and the house will get their cut if a private area or VIP is required).

Regardless, if a dancer walks up and gives you the 'stripper handshake', you are in for a great time.

Regardless, if a dancer walks up and gives you the 'stripper handshake', you are in for a great time

God yes bro

Juicebag!You put hot sauce on your crank?Going Sonic on the girl.

Lol yes i do yes sir

1. Are most done outside the pants or inside the pants? - outside
2. Are they lubricated? If so with what? - yes if condom
3. Did either of you bring tissue, etc for clean up? no
4. Any other activity going on at the same time? i.e. stink finger and/or DFK? with atf this is foreplay before sex, with various girls HJ when they could not get me off with sex.
5. Cost? Dance price plus tip or extras charge? nvever charged extra bc I do not get hj by itself. The deal is for everything and happy ending is expectation.

"Fuck HJs, BBBJs are sooo much better."

Hell YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HJs are TOO fucking messy, they're SO passé!

BBBJCIMWS are less messy & HUNDREDS of times BETTER! LOL

Lol he gets so excited

1. inside
2. I supply my own self-generated lube
3. no clean up required
4. DFK,mutual HJ, DATY...depends
5. price of the LD

HJ outside the pants? Isn't that just a method for some dancers to warm you up for a lap dance?

Apparently I've never experienced the stripper handshake. Someone splain please.

I just go to Baskin Robbins. Don't know where there's an HJ, to say nothing of being available together with a Dunkin donut.

1. Outside but ends up inside
2. I can't reveal the formula but it contains Crisco EVOO KY jelly and liquid plumber
3. Swiffer
4. Writing my documentary same time
5. Cost and maybe tip plus 10oz of semen at a price of $100 an ounce

Lol...gator thats liquid gold

Lopaw gets an award for best response. Gator gets an honorable mention.

lopaw's post got me excited. I need a handjob now.

Dammit Lopaw stop that! ;)

Lol gator...

Slick...thank you. I plan on going places and cumming places