Weirdist Stripper Tip

Did you make it rain two ply?

Hahahahaha.

She told him, "Don't squeeze the Charmin.". That's an extra.

Tio: don't fry bacon when your naked

Typo.. I ment tip

I thought you meant Tío, like "uncle" in Spanish.

Times are hard, for damn sure.

Let me see that tootsie roll !

...Now dip, baby dip, c'mon on and dip, baby dip.