I have a dancer coming to my place tonight. I've been trying to schedule OTC with her for a month, but something always got in the way. So I had really been looking forward to spending the evening with her. Now I realize game 6 of the NBA finals is tonight. What should I do? She's skittish about doing OTC, and if I cancel she may not agree to come again. Would she be offended if I had the game on TV while we're having sex? Women are sometimes touchy about things like that.
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last commentHave the game on. She might want to watch too.
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Why would she be offended? If anything it will probably get her out of their quicker. Plus she's a whore(imagine Norm MacDonald saying it)
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Record the game and watch it after she leaves. DUH. :)
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Actually, wouldn't that be nirvana. Watching the finals while plowing a fine babe and drinking good scotch. Not sure how it could get much better that that.
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Isn't this why God invented DVR's?
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I agree with Shadowcat and Gawker, unless you want to see it live. I would just have the game on while you're banging her if you want to see it live.
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How long did you plan on having her over? She might be a basketball fan too and will want you to go doggy so you both can watch the game.
But seriously if she has been skittish. This could help ease her tension. Have the game on with both of you on the couch. Watch the game and get friendly. Just like inviting a girl back to your place at bar closing to "watch" a movie.
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DVR, or VCR or get your priorities straight.
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No teevee show has ever been better than good sex.
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Bang her at half time
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But seriously – I am not good at multitasking. I would choose one or the other.
Maybe you can get her to come over before the game – it does have a pretty late start (9:00 p.m. Eastern)
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Invite her over and watch the game as foreplay.
Birdman's tattoos might get her wet...afterall, we know how much strippers love ugly tats.
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....ya know watching an inked up freak with crazy hair would kind of be like porn for strippers
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If you are conflicted, cancel your take out order!
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I don’t think a dancer would want to sit thru a 3 hour game.
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record that shit man. record and fuck then watch after she leaves. Seriously bro, what would BangBros do.
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Fuck her later or watch the game later
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Ask her if she watches whatever team you are watching. If she doesn't have a clue, record it because she won't be interested in it and she might care that you are watching the game instead of her. If you seem more interested in the game, then she might think you're more interested in the game. You might be but as far as repeat action, you need to care what she thinks. If you want to get her to leave, just turn on the tv and talk about the game. If she's not a fan, that should turn her off or make her want to leave.
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Thanks for the advice, guys. I have both good and bad news.
The good news: I got to watch the game without some woman spoiling it for me.
The bad news: The dancer cancelled on me.
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That sucks.
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tape the game & watch it after she leaves
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