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motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Hey Art,

Will you hire me as your chauffeur for the next 45 days. We could hit some great clubs.

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motorhead

Maybe this one

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GoVikings

"The Foothills man told police he had just washed his car and was trying to dry it off."

LMAO!

That part is too funny

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farmerart

Sorry, motorhead, I'm innocent on this one. In February I was even further north in NWT. Besides, I would never attempt such a speed on Hwy 22, particularly where this old fool was caught between Black Diamond and Turner Valley.

As an aside, Hwy 22 is a lovely road to drive for approx 600km along the eastern slopes of the Rockies from the Crow's Nest Pass to the great boreal forest beginning in north-central Alberta. Be sure to visit Blue Oasis strip club when you pass through Drayton Valley, one of the absolute worst SCs in North America.

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