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IRS Agents with guns

mikeya02

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

I just found out IRS agents are being trained with semi-automatic weapons. What reasoning is behind this? Shouldn't they be armed with pens and laptops?

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ime

Government sanctioned stick ups maybe

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ime

@Bullwinkle also the name of a great band

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mikeya02

@ime Lol, sure sounds like it, huh?

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deogol

Everyone is arming up. I think a war is coming.

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Prim0

WEll...they can't force people to pay their taxes and obamacare without guns. I've seen projections for health premiums to nearly double in the next year. Plus, YOU HAVE to have health care. My apologies to whoever at the NSA has to read this, but it all just seems rather un-American.

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Lionshare

Its simple the govt is arming up everybody while trying to disarm the populace. They know that IRS scandals, NSA scandals and whatever else they are hiding could cause civil unrest. So why not arm the tax man as well since they fear pissed of Americans with guns. They also know if there were to be some sort of protest or uprising that the tax man is a likely target.

However, I havent heard about this. Nor do I see a link. Anybody have one to post? I would laugh at an IRS agent showing up at my place to audit me with a gun. It would be comical yet a little un-nerving all at once.

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Alucard

To protect themselves from people like you. ;)

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Tiredtraveler

They are part of Obama's private army that answers only to the White House (this is actually in the affordable health care act bill for "emergencies" determined by the administration). He cannot count on the regular army to murder and arrest his political opponents since they swear and oath to uphold the Constitution and defend the USA not blindly obey a Chicago criminal.

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deogol
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goodsouthernboy

This isn't a new thing, this division of IRS isn't just the auditor, they are a law enforcement agency just like any other. Compare to a white collar crime division of FBI or something that only deals with arresting tax evaders, raiding an office and collecting evidence to be used in investigations, etc...

Side note, did I just see Alucard suggesting that it's ok for the government to protect themselves, even though we know that he thinks regular people shouldn't? Or did I misread that somehow?

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dallas702

Then add to the extensive firearms training of Federal Police (almost ALL the agencies have armed agents) the fact that the Federal government (Executive branch - not military) is buying up almost all the ammo that makers can produce - including hollow point.

It has been 238 years since the last time people on this continent acted in response to intentional government overreach. Will it happen again? Is that why the Feds now have between 100,000 and 250,000 federal employees receiving firearms training?

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TortillaChip

I heard the postal service is so far in debt because they are buying all the battle tanks on the market. Even the Army cant get any now because since Obama doesn't trust the Army they don't have buying priority, the P.O. does. The plan is for all them between 100-250k federal employees to drop everything when the Supreme leader makes his call, hop in them thar tanks and take over America. The first target will be Mikey's house, or you know,the studio apt he shares with his mommy. They don't like people who expose their plans.

Once its all said and done. We will have real socialism here. TireddumbfuckTraveler will be forced to work and he'll no longer be able to attend strip clubs. He will instead just directly hand his money over to them loser druggie girls with no lapdance as middleman.

America is finished. The end is near! Get the kool-aid ready, mikey, Tireddumbfuck and Dallas is done got thirstee!

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mikeya02

@doritos boy; what's that old saying? Better to keep silent and have others think you a fool, rather than open your mouth and prove you're one. Shove some bean dip in your mouth, that should fix things.

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gawker

And aliens are in New Mexico, Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirha Sirhan were trained together, and J. Edgar Hoover was a cross dresser and...

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SlickSpic

Even the peace and love Beatles hated the Taxman.

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dallas702

Wait a minute, Hoover really WAS a cross dresser! Now you tell me illegal Mexicans are in New Mexico and Sirhan was in Soviet Russia with Lee Harvey!!! The world gets stranger and stranger.

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StripReviewer

Correction, 152 years.

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gatorfan

Who is the IRS shooting?

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jester214

I wonder if the enforcement arms of all the governmental agencies ever get together for paintball...

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motorhead

  "You don’t pay taxes–they take taxes" - Chris Rock

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motorhead

"Make sure you pay your taxes; otherwise you can get in a lot of trouble" - Richard M. Nixon

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