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Money I have saved by not spending it on dancers.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 8:53 PM
My accountant has commended me on saving an extra $1,500 per month. He thinks I must have summoned up extra will power. Truth is, there just I don't spend it strippers like I use to. I just can't find very many appealing strippers any more. In fact, I spend more money on drinks than I do on dances. It's funny. When I was younger and made a lot less money, the strippers were much better looking. Now that I make a lot more money, the strippers are far less attractive.

29 comments

  • Experimental
    11 years ago
    Its not that funny and I've noticed it too. Since the crash a few years ago many more commoners and chicks who shouldn't be are trying to make a go of stripping. Particularly in 2nd tier and dive clubs.
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    I guess it all depends on where you are at. I'm not spending any less. Dancer quality seems to be down a bit during the past 12 months but not enough to keep me from getting dances and doing VIPs.
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    " Now that I make a lot more money, the strippers are far less attractive" Oh the unfairness of Life! LOL
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    One club I visit has some very nice looking dancers and some dancers in another club look good too. However there do seem to be more dancers I wouldn't have even seen in a club several years ago. I heard in one commercial that men often lose half their testerone by the time they are 50. That's a big drop if true. I heard older women actually have increased testerone levels so maybe that partially explains why girls in their 30's seem a lot more eager for sex than girls much younger. Unfortunately I heard guys peak out around 19 and then it goes downhill. I suspect some of that extra feeling of being horny and girls looking real good is caused by how much testerone is flowing. Of course the looks of the girls is a factor too but I no longer get a boner just from watching girls in a strip club like I could when I was in my twenties.
  • samsung1
    11 years ago
    Too often, girls spend all their time on rich guys. Well here is a clue. Rich guys believe that you should pay attention to them because they are simply rich. Remember that 1 poor guy with $40 in his pocket and is willing to spend it, is worth more than a roomful of rich customers that think they are too cool to pay you.
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    "Remember that 1 poor guy with $40 in his pocket and is willing to spend it, is worth more than a roomful of rich customers that think they are too cool to pay you" They need to be convinced! LOL
  • GoVikings
    11 years ago
    I guess it depends on the individual- because I can't relate to what nickifree is saying. For me, going to club and not finding at least few strippers who are appealing to me is rare. If there are around 20 dancers working (which is almost always the case because I don't club during the day), at least 2 or 3 of them are going to be hot to me. Have I had visits to clubs and not found any of the strippers appealing? Of course. But very rarely. nickifree, do you club during the day?
  • sinclair
    11 years ago
    I don't find stripper attractiveness to be down. I find stripper attitudes to be worse than ever, like overcharging for dances, asking for tips, uninspired stage and lap performances, and conversations that are like pulling teeth.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    I get a boner every time I walk in the door at my fac club
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Talent keeps getting worse and i keep getting laid ! Added bonus I still save $20,000 a month playboy
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    Don't even start me thinking about how much money I could save by not spending it on dancers! These sluts are preventing me from becoming a billionaire. Q: Did you hear about the man who a dancer made into a millionaire? A: He was a billionaire before.
  • DandyDan
    11 years ago
    I always seem to find new attractive strippers, but too many of them don't last, for whatever reason. I did meet one recently who I hope lasts, but I wouldn't count on it. The ones who do last seem to get an attitude. Too many of them have what I call a laziness entitlement complex, and that's a disease many strippers seem to get over time.
  • Tiredtraveler
    11 years ago
    I do not think the talent is worse I think the pool is just bigger. There are more dancers now and of course many of the new ones are average.
  • DandyDan
    11 years ago
    nickifree says "It's funny. When I was younger and made a lot less money, the strippers were much better looking. Now that I make a lot more money, the strippers are far less attractive." I have to agree, but I think there's a reason for that. When I went to strip clubs in my 20's, most of the strippers I seen in strip clubs were in their 20's too, and that fact never changed and never will change, more than likely. But when you're in your 20's, you don't generally think of women who are in their 30's as attractive and heaven forbid what you think of women older than that. But now that I'm in my 40's, I've seen what seems like an endless parade of 20-something strippers and I think it screws your mind up as to what attractiveness is when you go to strip clubs often. It's a lot harder to impress me now than it used to be and girls actually need to do more than just look good. Not only that, girls can impress me without the need to be a 10 in the looks department.
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    You guys are just getting old and nostalgic. I have not noticed a phenomena of overall looks declining. Might be a filtering/censorship bias where your mind only remembers the good looking ones from years past and the rest just get blocked. Juice - what are you talking about saving $20k/month? Your budget was > $20k/month before?
  • farmerart
    11 years ago
    I didn't spend a nickel on strippers until I was almost 61 years old after selling my first company. Does that mean that I built a nine figure net worth by not spending money on strippers? This old fool has made up for lost time in the last 3+ years, just not nine figures' worth.
  • nickifree
    11 years ago
    Dandy- I would have loved to have had the kind of money to spend in strip clubs, like I have now, 10-15 years ago. I was recently back in Texas and spent a couple days at Baby Dolls and two other SCs in the same area. That was the closest to being like 10 years ago as I've seen in quite a while. Although the hustle factor is still much more in play than it used to be.
  • dallas702
    11 years ago
    Sounds to me like Nickifree has been wasting his money on extraneous nonsense like saving for the future or mortgage payments. Life is full of much more important issues. Like: Is life worth living without a stripper in your lap? If you cannot find a 10, will a 6 ring your bell?
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    9 figures Art? With your wealth and taste, why stripclubs? I would have a mini harem of the hottest sugar babies around.
  • TcVegas
    11 years ago
    What I have noticed are the women in clubs I go to are making less. Its hard to sell anything when a person is desperate, and this tends to make them try to hustle even harder. Seemed like there used to be a number of girls who were having a great time and were relaxed about it, which makes me spend more money. But now is seems they have major stress about every dollar. If I'm having a good time sitting and drinking with someone I'll cover them at 100/hr. Had one girl lament that she missed out on the stage tips (they go up once per hour). What a fricken idiot. There were about 12 people in the place, so for a $12 comment she got the boot from my table. Quickly replaced by another, more fun dancer, who, when I ran out of singles for tips gave me 10 from her purse. Coolest move I've seen in that club. I had a great time and spend a lot of $$$ on her. Great return on $10.
  • Estafador
    11 years ago
    Go Viking, I gonna have to say I have had the opposite of you. Just last friday when I finally decided to see how Lace (I) was after the change from Lace II to Diamonds happened (the quality of girls in the Diamonds club is absolutely horrid. Better make a note to Founder about the change as well), I was thoroughly disappointed. All the girls were bland 6's and the best looking East Euro girl was like a 7 but still didn't completely turn me on. Even the single black girl with the big butt and fake knockers didn't really get my rocks off (it was the fake knockers that ruined it). So yeah, I have walked in a club and walked out in 30 minutes with only 20 bucks gone. Never thought I see that happen.
  • farmerart
    11 years ago
    @mikeya02, Assets, not cash,........assets - nat gas and nat gas liquids in the ground, oil in the ground, exploration leases, land leases, mineral rights, farm-in rights, royalties, tank farm, trucks, etc. etc. None of that is negotiable in SCs.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    Sharkhunter - your query about testosterone levels could be a good separate discussion. I'm 68 and am perpetually horny, but don't rebound as quickly as I used to. I had my testosterone level checked and came out borderline low. I'm told there are many other factors which influence libido and there's a lot between our ears that influences our sex drive.
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    Yeah sure, I could save a lot by not going to strip clubs. But then I wouldn't get nearly as much sex. And that would just be dumb.
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Shit !
  • gatorfan
    11 years ago
    Imagine what you could save if you switched to Geico.
  • pop
    11 years ago
    When I was in my 20's dances were 5 bucks. It seems I'm spending more for fewer dances. Sucks getting old.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    It could be a case of familiarity – the more you do something – the less “exciting” it can become. I myself go thru spells where I am not enjoying my SC visits as much as I used to - but it does not stay that way for a consistently long time. It could be you are hitting the same clubs over and over again and that *can* get old. For me personally, more often than not I don’t have a good time at a SC b/c I am either stressing out a bit about the $$$ I am spending; or I have other things in life that are bothering me and thus affecting my SC visits. Often times I lose the desire to SC but then I’ll either happen to watch some porn and then get juiced up to go or I’ll see some hot piece of ass (not to hard down here in Miami) and then get in the mood for some T&A.
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    I'd be broke if I routinely got dances from all the hot dancers I see. Either that or I could have invested it the stock market and still be broke. Well not broke, just without stocks that routinely go up until I sell them. I think I could make a fortune in stocks if I did the exact opposite of whatever I was thinking about.
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