Absurdity
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Sunday, June 16, 2013 9:06 AM
Was at a local place last night, where that vast majority of ladies' virtue is highly negotiable, and encountered a ta, shapely thing with some nice curves. We chatted and she gave me a nice gropey lapdance. However, when the conversation turned to earthier subjects, as I inevitably attempt to turn such when the lapdance is good, her response to my query was "Yes, but I'm expensive." When I asked *how* expensive, she replied $1,000 for meeting at a hotel, $800 if I wanted to do it at the club.
I just looked at her for a minute, and said, "Has anyone actually taken you up on that?"
"No."
Then I said to her, "So what that is really is just 'No' withou actually coming out and saying it, right?"
"Sort of. I wouldn't actually be crazy enough to turn you down if you'd agreed to it."
To be fair, she *is* a gorgeous girl, but ain't no fuckin' way I'd pay even half that. *Maybe* a quarter, if she turned out to be good. When I told her that, more politely, she just shrugged.
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