Absurdity
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Was at a local place last night, where that vast majority of ladies' virtue is highly negotiable, and encountered a ta, shapely thing with some nice curves. We chatted and she gave me a nice gropey lapdance. However, when the conversation turned to earthier subjects, as I inevitably attempt to turn such when the lapdance is good, her response to my query was "Yes, but I'm expensive." When I asked *how* expensive, she replied $1,000 for meeting at a hotel, $800 if I wanted to do it at the club.
I just looked at her for a minute, and said, "Has anyone actually taken you up on that?"
"No."
Then I said to her, "So what that is really is just 'No' withou actually coming out and saying it, right?"
"Sort of. I wouldn't actually be crazy enough to turn you down if you'd agreed to it."
To be fair, she *is* a gorgeous girl, but ain't no fuckin' way I'd pay even half that. *Maybe* a quarter, if she turned out to be good. When I told her that, more politely, she just shrugged.
I just looked at her for a minute, and said, "Has anyone actually taken you up on that?"
"No."
Then I said to her, "So what that is really is just 'No' withou actually coming out and saying it, right?"
"Sort of. I wouldn't actually be crazy enough to turn you down if you'd agreed to it."
To be fair, she *is* a gorgeous girl, but ain't no fuckin' way I'd pay even half that. *Maybe* a quarter, if she turned out to be good. When I told her that, more politely, she just shrugged.
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But yes, at the end of the day, this just sounds like a trophy fuck. At a certain point it's really not worth paying so much extra when there's other attractive women willing to do it for much less, even if they're a bit less attractive, it's still better bang for the buck. :)
My guess? Some whales are starting to re-emerge on the scene. It has been a mighty good year in the market, after all, and even the house flippers are back.
The gal quoting you 1000 is a rip off bitch. Basically, she is saying she does not fuck. If you want to know the market price of pussy research backpage and eccie.net. That stripper pussy wb higher than escort pussy is just SS.
If pussy were legal it would probably come down to 30-50 - wb like dollar menu at jack n box. I can't believe they call this a free country when some misguided deranged fucks can make laws preventing women from practicing the worlds oldest profession.
@Dougster - I have noticed a re-emergence of whales recently and thank God. I need to use their blubber for candles to light the way to the champagne rooms.
Men will do just about anything unpleasant for money. Just look at farmerart spending winters up north in pretty nasty conditions.
And this woman - a stripper in fact - won't even have sex for $1000. Yet how many times has she had a one night stand with some dude she met in a bar.
I don't understand it, but I'm not from Venus.
@Dougster: With any luck, the whale resurgence won't make it hear to flyover country. :)
@SlickSpic: Don't know. Doesn't really matter, unless it was for the entire weekend. :)
@ clvr5005: True, but I believe her when she made the "if you'd agreed" comment.
@duo: Absolutely agree. But remind me to make sure you don't have any knives on you when I see you. While I wouldn't mind losing some weight, somehow I don't think letting you carve it out of me for lamp oil would exactly be pleasant.
@gawker: I get you. I was giving my SB between a hundred and three hundred on occasions for about an hour. She was an experience unmatched in many, many years. She spoiled the crap out of me for other strippers. For a complete unknown, however, a thousand is inconceivable. (And I'm certain that word means what I think it does.)
@george - I would never use such a crude instrument on you.
I'd say drop the topic altogether. but stay connected. Lap dances, drinks, the usual SC enjoyment. While also having fun with other dancers. That is if you really like her. I mean really really like her.
As dancers progress in life - they meet enough jerks to start appreciating us gentlemen (ha ! ) more and more each day.
Very good chance she'll broach the topic by herself one day. Many dancers are uncomfortable with the idea of money for sex. Especially young and gorgeous babes. Offer FWB instead - help her with something that's important to her or bothering her.
Something I learned from Dougster right here on TuSCL - offer more the first time. Don't know the science - but subsequent OTC costs come down. In line with market. Sometimes even in line with your own affordability on a particular day. Always does. Don't ask why.
That is if you really like her. Kinda long winded - but right now you'll be pushing a rope to get her at any cost. That's my experience.
In my limited experience, it is always better to have sex with someone who actually wants to have fun with you and charge a reasonable price.
This $1000 dollar dancer strikes me as a prima donna who really doesn't want to have sex, but likes men to think her shit doesn't stink.
We live in a free market economy. Price of a good or service is determined by what a buyer is willing to pay for that particular good or service. Competition determines the price level for sellers of similar goods or services. Buyers decide which particular good or service matches their requirements at a price level satisfactory to them.
If a girl can get $1K for a jump, good for her.
If you can get jumped for $40, good for you.
sure we poop....but ours smell like potpourri and is shaped like tiny beautiful little swans.