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Welcome back!

Let's all welcome our Juicebro back! C'mon Juice, tell us of yo' adventures. We're you starting a porn site with a produce theme? Ass salad...sort of like ass smoothie, any the girls get salad fixings up their ass and the…

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Perfume

Goofy experience for me today over lunch in a small town Alberta cafe. Two bored teen-age girls were sitting across the room from me giggling about the new perfume that one of them had just purchased. One of the girls…

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Follies' Patdown ?

I've read in various Follies (Atlanta) reviews that one is patted down at the entrance by a girl; and supposedly an attractive one at that! Since I go mostly to black clubs; there is always a pat-down and always by a…

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Nobody likes to share

So im out one evening at my favorite skank hole (dont worry folks its a queens strip club) and i bring along 300 for the ride. I'm the type of guy who just doesnt stick to one girl. I gotta…

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Watch Those Eyes!

When approaching a girl in a stripclub, my eyes take in the following sights, in order: chest, butt, stomach, hair, face. That seems to be expected and maybe appreciated by strippers. But that can get you in…

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How far does your friendship go with strippers?

Besides the fun in the club and P4P dates out of the club, do you keep a friendship with your girl through calling and texting?

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You Don't Even Need to Go to a Strip Club to get Shot

Angry strip club customer murders the wrong person: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353241/Jerome-Edward-Hayes-confesses-Florida-road-rage-slaying-Fred-Turner-Jr-turns-case-mistaken-identity.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Missin' da legend...

Where exactly is brother Juice? Is he on a vision quest, awaiting new instructions from the LORD? Is he livin' in a van down by the river? Did he smoke too much crack and get all whack? Has he been band?…

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Mormons

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. One man to do the screwing, and nine wives to tell him all the different reasons he is doing it wrong. So, what would it be like to have multiple wives?…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and this time and instead of a trip to Ecstasy I decided to drive a little further north to Anaheim for a visit the Flamingo. Dropped in around 3:00 in…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decided to try out a weekday...

Decided to try out a weekday afternoon shift, which I have come to realize can be hit or miss at this place. This day was more of a miss. There were about five girls around,…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Happened to be in MN on...

Happened to be in MN on family business and stopped in at Dream Girls after a Twins game. The dance club down stairs had their bass turned up to 11, so it could be…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Went there on a Monday night....

Went there on a Monday night.  Barely sat down, a very hot young dancer sat down. Had a nice talk for a while. No hurry. Then we went to the lap dance area in the…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Walked in to see a somewhat...

Walked in to see a somewhat large woman on stage. Not a pretty site. I also noticed there were no white girls. After sitting down and getting a drink, I noticed that…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

This place is a dump. It...

This place is a dump. It is dirty and small and there aren't that many places to sit down if it's remotely busy. Without a lot of places to sit, there is not a lot…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Good strip club with the caveat...

Good strip club with the caveat they don't have a alcohol license. On the weekends they would have both stages running but Mon night when I showed up, there was just 1 stage going. there…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Visited with a buddy, liked the...

Visited with a buddy, liked the stages, lazers, lighting, and music was all pretty impressive for the area. Did have to pay a 20 cover, but we brought our own beer. Their actual beer sold…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Big Al's in several years and my first time to their new location as well. They did a great job really looks nice inside, loved the open space and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I have been to PH many...

I have been to PH many times and has been a great show quite a few times. This last visit on Sunday was very disappointing though since they close midnight on Sunday's (which I was…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Visited this place hoping to kill...

Visited this place hoping to kill some time and get a couple of lap dances, the value is pretty good 3 dollar cover, but the girls were mostly 5's and 6's. There's no place for…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to OGs around 3pm ...

Went to OGs around 3pm on Tuesday. Glad there was no cover "yet" Sat down and got a shot , a few other players and maybe 7-8 dancers I got a dance from a couple…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I've not been to a lot...

I've not been to a lot of clubs. But I have been to a few because, well, I enjoy seeing pretty women, who doesn't? Asking me why I go to these clubs on…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I was in the area so...

I was in the area so I decided to stop by and check things out at TL. My previous visits have been either hit or miss. It really depends on the girl I…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

After visiting SJ down the street...

After visiting SJ down the street wanted to try this one also. Like SJ you must pass through a metal detector since this club is also outside the city limits dancers don't have to wear…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

Wasn't bad exactly... You get what...

Wasn't bad exactly... You get what you pay for right? I had a bad vibe from the moment I stepped in and it only got worse every time one of the girls tried to hustle…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

To me it was easy to...

To me it was easy to find. I arrived during happy hour and left just before closing. There are more average dancers than knock-outs. Which leads to competition from men for the…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I was traveling through Fort Worth...

I was traveling through Fort Worth and decided to stop in at about 9 pm. The club cover was a reasonable 10 dollars. The place has a dress code which is nice since it keeps…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Been visiting the Pony off and...

Been visiting the Pony off and on for several months now. For the casual visitor, going in the afternoons during the week is the way to go as the weekends (FRI/SAT) after 7pm can…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Went to Scarlett's on a Monday...

Went to Scarlett's on a Monday night in May with my wife. We were in Fort Lauderdale on vacation and based on past experiences, my wife was up for another visit. It had…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited BSC on a Wednesday night...

Visited BSC on a Wednesday night the club seemed a bit slow but I like it that way on my first visit allows me to get to know the place without the crush of humanity.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

My first impressions of the club...

My first impressions of the club is the parking lot was well-lit and packed full of people at 1am on Sat. night. Drinks were $7 each for beer or water. As soon you…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Got to the club before 8,...

Got to the club before 8, when there was still no cover fee. If you get at the happy hour when dances are still $10, it seems girls go hide in the locker room and prefer…

Candy Cat #1

Simi Valley, California

Stopped by for a return visit...

Stopped by for a return visit last Friday night. The quality of the dancers (both in looks and skill) continues to improve. The girls were all friendly and more than willing to chat and…

Club Obsessions

Morgantown, West Virginia

I went to this club twice...

I went to this club twice in the last week to check it out. The club is sort of hard to find. It is located in a resifential area, but GPS took me right too…

Zona Rosa Cabaret

Houston, Texas

From the outside, the club looks...

From the outside, the club looks very nice. Once you get in, the club is still very nice. This is a byob club. Not my thing, but to each his own. Dance prices are $20.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't live in Atl, and...

I don't live in Atl, and decided to try out this club on my way through. I had read the reviews on here and thought Follies looked like a good evening. Boy were they right!…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My friends and I decided to...

My friends and I decided to visit Spearmint at 8 am in the morning because we had nothing else better to do at that moment. Once we were inside, I was surprised to see many…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went there on a Wednesday...

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. The guy at the door was really friendly. The waitress was a pretty hot blonde. I watched a Hispanic women doing her dance on the stage, she was…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Sitting at the bar, I kept...

Sitting at the bar, I kept feeling drips of water. (Detroit was experiencing ordinary rain storms, July 1, 2013.) I mentioned the drips of water to the bartender who said, "Yes, the roof leaks." He…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I visit Seattle every now and...

I visit Seattle every now and then and I'm a big fan of clubs. This is my first review, so I apologize if the format is not what you expect. I went there on…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

It has been six months since...

It has been six months since my last visit to the cloud. little has changed, some of the regular cast of girls remain and a few new girls. Unfortunately the girls that the cloud retains…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was having a challenging day...

I was having a challenging day in the office so decided that I could use a little disctraction so ran up to Pandora's for some lunchtime relaxation. The club is well described in several…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I was in MSP for work...

I was in MSP for work and after a dinner that ended at 10:30, I decided to try out this club based on the ratings here on TUSCL. I can understand why people from…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

After seeing some good reviews for...

After seeing some good reviews for this club here and other places, I thought I'd check it out. Went Friday in the early afternoon. At least six dancers (three black, three white) outnumber…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

First off, this is the only...

First off, this is the only club that is reasonably close to the Cardinals Stadium (officially called University of Phoenix Stadium, but what a DUMBASS name for a pro football stadium - so embarrassing) so…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

(this is a NO contact place)!...

(this is a NO contact place)! Cheap dances and cheap booze does not equal a top ten strip bar - more of a neighborhood bar (yawn) I arrived in the mid afternoon – a bit after…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Went on a Saturday evening a...

Went on a Saturday evening a few weeks ago. Got there around 8 & there were more dancers than guests. My friend & I decided to come back later when it got a bit busier…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This club has been the most...

This club has been the most consistent for me. I usually hit it around 3pm or later. It is $10 to get in and another $5 for a soda. This day as I entered, it…

Club Adore

Baltimore, Maryland

This club is in a slightly...

This club is in a slightly shady area in East Baltimore. Parking is across the street but beware..the Baltimore Parking Bureau is well aware of this club and searches that lot and area in general…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This has to be my favorite...

This has to be my favorite club in ATL! The club has two bars, the main bar is to the left as you walk in and has a stage that is in perfect location…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Most modern club for 50 miles...

Most modern club for 50 miles around. Little weird though as it is in the middle of a shopping center. Stopped in to drop a quick hundred or so.Took notice not a lot of patrons…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Although I've reviewed Pulse before, I...

Although I've reviewed Pulse before, I think that the changes taking place deserve a mention. First, the construction of the men's room is complete. Sinks and toilets in one room! Next I have to mention…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Club Pro was a pleasant surprise....

Club Pro was a pleasant surprise. The area around Pearson used to have beautiful clubs like Treasures and Spearmint Rhino but today the clubs are really sleazy. Given this, I was really impressed…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

This place is a bust if...

This place is a bust if your looking for a real club to enjoy your self at id recommend The Factory. first off this place is a juice bar and the girls here are really…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I went there because I read...

I went there because I read a review on google that said "If cigarettes could fart it would smell like Sharky's" and was so intrigued that I had to check it out. It was interesting.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This place continues to be among...

This place continues to be among the best values for your money you'll ever get!! There are chicks with huge bolt-on boobs, natural chested big boobs, tight flat, small chicas, spinners galore and on and on. You…

Scandals

New York, New York

I love this place! I try...

I love this place! I try to stop by every few months, but my visits are too far between. I have never been disappointed with the amount, or the quality of the girls that work…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

Stopped in mid-afternoon and stayed til...

Stopped in mid-afternoon and stayed til mid-evening so got to see both shifts. I think the dancer qulity has improved with fewer heavies. Drug usage continues to be a problem with one short white dancer…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

My first time here in several...

My first time here in several years. It is my understanding that all three clubs in downtown Springfield are owned by the same group that owns Mardi Gras. Also discovered on this visit that some…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Please accept this review with a...

Please accept this review with a grain of salt. We went here on a weekend night for an advertised swingers party recently. We are a married couple and I (the wife) like to…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Stopped by to kill some time. 3...

Stopped by to kill some time. 3 girls were there when I walked in. First I saw was a woman grinding someone at a table. He took off after a few minutes and she…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

I've been to All stars a...

I've been to All stars a few times... it's OK not the best place. Girls are OK at most, dances are like $10 but in reality not worth it. The lap dance i got was…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

This club is known for average...

This club is known for average looking women who take care of business and don't give anyone any hassle. On my recent visit, the opposite happened to a friend of mine. He met an American…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

My quarterly business trip to Jacksonville...

My quarterly business trip to Jacksonville and I always find time for Wackos. Arrive Tuesday afternoon about 4 pm. Decent crowd of patrons, great group of dancers. I saw some I recognized,…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

stopped by on the way to...

stopped by on the way to the airport, and I'm glad I did. This place changes dancers more than any place i know. On this Sunday there were 7 dancers, a little of every size.…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped by here on a monday...

Stopped by here on a monday recently. place was dead, but that just meant i had my pick of the dancers. there were 7 girls working, and i ended up getting dances with four of…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Went about 2 weeks ago. ...

Went about 2 weeks ago. Very nice club with about a dozen girls. There were almost no customers. Each girl did a 3 song set on a large stage. A lot of…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

When I was in Michigan I...

When I was in Michigan I used to be a regular visitor to this Club. Girls are from 4 - 7 range. I visited on weekd ends and week days. I found on wednesdays girls…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

#3 club?! No way! ...

#3 club?! No way! This place has potential, definitely. There are a few seriously hot dancers who give great dances, but it's very YMMV. My first two dancers were disappointing.…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

disappointed seems to be the theme...

disappointed seems to be the theme and i will add to it. $30 charge for a local; not going to be going back for sure. yes, they remodeled it but the absurd cover and expensive…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on Wednesday 6/26/13 about...

Stopped in on Wednesday 6/26/13 about 9PM. This club has $1 domestic bottled beer on Wednesday nights. They were also advertising a "Sexxy Pool Party" starting at 9PM on that night. I had a few…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Not sure how run-of-the-mill this one...

Not sure how run-of-the-mill this one trip was but I'll go ahead and divulge. Ducked in here for a quick drink while I had some time to kill. The plan was to just relax at the…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Went on a Saturday night around...

Went on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Paid 3$ parking, 25 $ cover and 12 $ for VIP. Too high price 40 $ upfront just to get in. Inside the sitting was not too…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

This is one of the nicest...

This is one of the nicest clubs I have seen. Arrived on a Friday night. The club had a nice interior with three stages. There were girls on each stage. The girls were above average…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Physically, the club is what I...

Physically, the club is what I would consider "Standard lower tier." Was probably nice in the early 90s when last renovated and left to slowly deteriorate ever since. Not dirty, don't get me…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This was my 1st visit to...

This was my 1st visit to The Crazy Horse. I had done my fair share of research for clubs in SF area, and zeroed in on this one. The area is not the greatest, but if you…

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Pariah of the club...

Has anyone ever had this happen to them? Girls talking to other girls about you and eventually you are the loser of the club? The other day I go to a new club that I haven't been to before.…

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The reason I club

So this afternoon I end up stopping by a local dive SC that I have not been to in months. As expected the club is dead with few dancers and even fewer PL's. I sit sipping my drink and the…

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Dedication

You know you're dedicated to strip clubbing when...

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Strippers with too much hustle

I was on the verge of making a girl either a new ATF or at least becoming her regular. And then something happened...She called me to come in and see her on a supposed slow tuesday. She actually set this…

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Your S/O's strip club experience.

For many dudes, the strip club for women (or "male revue") is a mystery. What's the point of a girl receiving a lap dance, since she can't get a boner? Do girls wear sweatpants with no underwear, just like me?…

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TERMINOLOGY: ATF vs. CF

In a recent thread by SlickSpic, "Lifespan Of An ATF," Shadowcat corrected the use of the term ATF. I'd like to discuss it a little further. The terminology seems grossly misused on TUSCL. My perceptions of the proper…

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ANTICIPATION

I love anticipation. Not to be confused with expectation. I do my best not to expect much so when I do get something I'm a actually content and not let down. Back…

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Lifespan Of An ATF

It's almost been a year since I first hooked up with my current ATF. Thinking about this got me wondering about past ATF's. I don't think that I've had an ATF for more than 2…

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Typo of the day

Generally when in a private area, it seems the dongs are so very much shorter, but here that wasn't the case.

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OT: Best....car....ever!

1977 AMC Gremlin! That thing looks like a Star Trek shuttle pod my bros. Discuss....

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Once...just once...show some restraint!

Boys and (boys pretending to be) girls... Just say no to streetwalkers my friends. LDK shows excellent restraint (ain't illegal to jizz in yo' trousers my brother and it doesn't spread STDs, so you jizz in yo' pants all you want…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

I went to the club in...

I went to the club in the early evening, a little before 7:00PM. (I thought it was a little hard to find, but that may just be me.) Turns out they don't charge…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was on a business trip...

I was on a business trip to Dallas after long time. So decided to go and visit Baby Dolls my favourite club here in Dallas. I was a regular in this club when I was…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

The most consistent thing about MG...

The most consistent thing about MG these days is that it's EXTREMELY BORING. Boring girls (80% of em) doing put-you-to-sleep stage work, uninspired LD's and will-probably-lie-to-you-for-what's-really-gonna-happen overpriced CR's. MG lost its FUN moons ago... I…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I went in at around 1030...

I went in at around 1030 on Saturday night after coming from another club far away. The blue was full in the parking lot and inside but the people were generally pretty relaxed and place…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lots of reviews on layout, let...

Lots of reviews on layout, let me concentrate on the experience. I'm normally a day shift, early evening guy so this was my first night shift in awhile. Great experience HOWEVER...management is really…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Visited on a Monday night during...

Visited on a Monday night during a business trip to Milford. Club is the end unit on a line of retail locations. Parking lot is well lit and seems safe. The club…

Cabaret NOLA

Metairie, Louisiana

Visited this club after a few...

Visited this club after a few friends from the hood kept on bugging me to go. And, with the exception of a couple of cute ones, most of the dancers were not that good-looking. Had…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'm not a local but a...

I'm not a local but a tourist. Read the reviews on TUSCL LV clubs and pretty much knew this would be my speed. The other one I wanted to hit was Chica Bonitas…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

They open up at 1pm on...

They open up at 1pm on Saturdays but dancers don't start until 2pm. One dancer on stage and by 3pm they had 2 dancers going on stage. The sandwiches are half off on…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I made my visit to this...

I made my visit to this historic place and was not disappointed! I have never seen so many gorgeous woman in one place in my life. The only downside can be that when…

The Platinum Room

Lowlands, Sint Maarten

Went there on a Thursday night,...

Went there on a Thursday night, right after they opened. It was an anti-sausage fest, probably 15-20 girls vs 4-5 guys... Cover was $10 with a drink included. I go up to the bar and…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

This is a good local spot,...

This is a good local spot, if you stop in every couple of weeks and get to know the people who work there it makes things better. This is by no means a fancy club,…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

If you ever head to New...

If you ever head to New Orleans, skip ALL the other strip clubs and head straight to here. I found this out the hard way $$, but once I entered through these doors, it…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in on a weekend evening....

Stopped in on a weekend evening. Was slightly concerned about the area, just down the road the gas station had bars on the windows and people drinking 40's out of bags. However, once…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rolled into the the club after...

Rolled into the the club after a night at the bars and clubs las vegas. Came in with some friends who had a lot of money to throw around. As usual there were girls everywhere.…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by Sat nite to check...

Stopped by Sat nite to check out the reopening of a once great club. Disappointments all around. The cover was $33. How can they charge that much when spearmint is $27. The quality and number…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Bar Tropical is a refreshing place...

Bar Tropical is a refreshing place to go after rubbing shoulder to shoulder with hundreds of guys right across the street at Hong Kong. The girls here are just as beautiful and really really…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

After Dallas my next business trip...

After Dallas my next business trip stop was in Houston. Whenever in Houston I mostly go to St James mainly because of No pasties. Entry was $15 and you have to go through metal detector.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I went to this Deja Vu...

I went to this Deja Vu for the second time ever tonight. I had a great time! The girls were talented, mostly very attractive, and not at all pushy. They offer $20 air dances…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Found myself in FL for business...

Found myself in FL for business so I stopped by the Inner Room to see what it was all about. Other reviews are right on. Friendly, attractive, dancers welcome you. Dancers were…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Just awful!The CC is about as...

Just awful!The CC is about as fun as a trip to the dentist and for a Saturday night there looked to be about 5 or 6 so called dancers working and if you like overweight…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been a regular once-a-monther at...

I've been a regular once-a-monther at Cheetah's for about a decade. This Friday was the first time I have been in since the remodel. Pretty disappointing - Cheetah's has never been the highest Class club,…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I have reviewed this club many...

I have reviewed this club many times before, but I wanted to add a new review because of recent changes to the club. The club now asks all of its dancers to be licensed, so that…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Just to follow-up with what others...

Just to follow-up with what others have said - this place is worth a visit. Girls are nice and not pushy and the place is very clean - had a great time and will…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited Babes on a late Thursday...

Visited Babes on a late Thursday night. There was something going on in the front parking lot with a trailer of some sort. Not sure what that was about but I walked past it…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This is a strip club with...

This is a strip club with some very attractive girls as well as one or two dogs thrown into the mix with only one truly hideous dancer. The atmosphere seems upbeat and the club…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This used to be a great...

This used to be a great place - at least for DC. Pretty dancers & lots of them and a free OK buffet. Now, they have few dancers, most of who are so…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I had to come check this...

I had to come check this place out while I was in town for a conference. All the reviews are correct...this is an amazing place! If you are ever in SF, you have to check…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointing is the word. Arrived to...

Disappointing is the word. Arrived to find a pretty empty club. There was a 22 dollar charge to enter, but it did cover the first two drinks. Once I sat down, a very large bouncer…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Visited on Business trip, seems to...

Visited on Business trip, seems to be the norm for this place. The girls seemed absent, not quite as enthusiastic as other bars I've been to up north. Some women were a little heavy, but…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

I was in Grand Rapid on...

I was in Grand Rapid on Saturday, and before head back to Detroit. I thought it would be a good idea to visit strip club here. Based on the reviews, it seems Parkway Tropics is…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

Average woman, very aggressive, walked in...

Average woman, very aggressive, walked in and didnt get to sit down and was propositioned, refused her, had a drink and spotted Haley a hottie with small tits fantastic ass, bought a drink and got…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

It has been over a month...

It has been over a month since I visited PHC. I arrived around 2:00 PM on Thursday afternoon. Since Andrea is no longer tending bar, it has not been quite as much fun.…

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wristbands

I stopped at a few Toledo clubs on my way back from Detroit yesterday and noticed their clubs put wristbands on you when you pay the cover charge. These were annoying and I took them off after I got…

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Clubbing on July 4th

I was talking to one of my favorite Follies dancers last Saturday. She said that she worked on July 4th last year and that there were only 7 dancers on the day shift and about 15 after 8PM. We concluded…

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Is everyone on vacation this week?

I am.

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Extra service in strip clubs

Hi, I just moved to the US and started checking put some strip clubs in California. I was wondering if anyone could tell which strip clubs in the US are best for 'extra service'. I travel quite a bit for work...mostly…

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OT: Wow ... This Guy Runs so Fast You Can Barely See His Legs

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/22720081/2013/06/28/cardinals-rookie-runs-25-mph-on-treadmill

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making it rain?

How many dollar bills are usually thrown (or whatever) to be classified as 'rain'? I've not done it yet, how many of you guys participate in this activity?

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24/7 clubs?

Are there any other U.S. cities that have 24/7 clubs besides Vegas? NY must may have some? any others?

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I Hope That Was a Typo

From a recent review of King of Diamonds in Miami “… I approached one girl who was light brown and had longgggg blonde hair and a big soft booty and asked her for a dance. she was just so pretty I…

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Twin Peeks - Charlotte NC

Haven't been there in a while and noticed that the club is no longer listed. Has it closed?

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FIV

what's your opinion about finger banging a stripper in VIP. have had some great hand jobs and blowjobs while burying a couple of digits in a nice wet, hot pussy. always make sure to give myself a manicure…

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Rachel from Spearmint Rhino Vegas

I was looking at the Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas website and I saw the dancer "Rachel". Holy shit! She is definitely one of the hottest strippers I've ever seen at first glance. She is a 10 in my eyes. What…

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Reviews

Do you look at reviews any differently when it is from a TUSCLer who you recognize and who is active on the discussion board as compared to a TUSCLer that doesn't post and who you may not recognize? Does it…

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TUSCL Ideals and How to Get There

I've learned alot from the folks here during my nearly five years on the board, but I think I can put it altogether now in a few simple points stating TUSCL ideals and how to get. 1) The real goal is…

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69th street

Ever decide to go jack it on 69th street in your home town? Just go out with a tub of KY and have at it on the sidewalk? If not, you should try. Especially if you name rhymes with Aluschmard or…

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5 surprising facts[?] about strippers

A new British study into the lives of strippers has come up with some interesting figures, so to speak — concluding, for instance, that about one in four are college graduates. That's just one of several recent research claims about…

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Has a dancer ever found a spot where you are ticklish and did you manage to stop

One dancer tries to repeatedly kiss me where I'm ticklish and joked about it being funny and joked about telling another dancer but then said she wouldn't. I only recently found out I'm ticklish in one spot. She…

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If a hot dancer wanted a drink but you didn't want to get a dance from her, woul

I'm just curious how others would have responded. I went ahead and bought her the drink. She looked pretty good overall, tits maybe slightly smaller than many I'm used to but she was still hot. I had…

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Fags and Queers

Who is your favorite FagQueer on Tuscl ?

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How do you know?

How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.

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Fucking the S.O.

I just can get enough of going to the club and getting good and hard then going home and tearing up my S.O. pussy

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Attn AT&T users.

If you have not checked out their new U-verse service, do yourself a favor and do it. I had it installed this week and my download speed went from 2.80 mbps to 5.80 mbps and upload went from .32 mbps…

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Glitter

BAN GLITTER. NUFF SAID.

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Interesting SW Thread About Atlanta Clubs and Follies

“… currently work at Follies on dayshift. It's the top dayshift in Atlanta and unfortunately there is a reason for that. Table dances are strait lap dances. Asses in laps grinding and customers hands almost always try to touch your…

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Club Wax

Does anyone know if Club Wax charges the dancers to dance? Seeing how they don't require the girls to have a license I would just assume that they would charge them....

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OT:Harvey or Donnie Darko

Which movie with an imaginary rabbit is your film of choice. Donnie Darko is cool but I'm rolling with Jimmy Stewart on this one.

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OT: Ban not owning guns!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/06/24/atlanta-crook-makes-fatal-mistake-by-thinking-patrons-in-line-for-180-shoes-wont-exercise-2nd-amendment-right/

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lasting longer in the pussy

I normally squeeze the base of my dick and it stops me from ejaculation and I can fuck harder and longer then. How about you ?

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Boob Job Payback Period

I was relaxing in the club with my favorite dancer Mandy and her blonde friend Kelly when another dancer, Memphis, stopped by the table to show off her new boobs. Memphis pulled down her top so we could see…

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Understanding juicbox69, dugster, et al.

"The need for attention Human beings are social creatures and need social interaction, feedback, and validation of their worth. The emotionally mature person doesn't need to go hunting for these; they gain it naturally from their daily life, especially from their…

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Strip club operator says city violated his rights

GREENSBORO — The proprietor of a now-closed strip club is suing the city, alleging it violated his constitutional rights and enforced its zoning ordinances unfairly. John H. Walters and his company, Mary St. Food and Bev., filed suit in U.S. District…

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Mainstream Press Targets Wikipedia Co-Founder Over Porn Past

LOS ANGELES—It looks like Glenn Greenwald is not the only “public figure” whose past engagement with adult entertainment is being dragged out in exposé style by the mainstream media. The New York Times magazine has published a long essay on…

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Clubs in the top 100 with over 1,000 reviews

#3. Baby Dolls 1173 reviews Dallas, Texas #10. Spearmint Rhino 1169 reviews Las Vegas, Nevada #21. Mons Venus 1226 reviews Tampa, Florida #96. Platinum Plus 1382 reviews Columbia, South Carolina #97. Playhouse Lounge 1469 reviews Burlington, New Jersey Any…

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Real World vs. tuscl World

The catastrophic Alberta floods this past week got me thinking about this topic. I was so busy with volunteering with the flood clean-up that I didn't even log on to tuscl for about a week. When I finally did log…

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making it rain

Does this give you a fuckin rush to show off infront of other stupid fucks ?

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OT: dumbasses

Sooooo, work is really busy this time of year so I end up doing a lot of drive thru food about now. I went thru a taco bell drive thru and pulled out onto the side street and patk my…

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When condom breaks and she catches a full load.....

Your fucking her in vip or otc. You feel something funny with the rubber. It does not dawn on you what it really is but all of a sudden the sex feels really good....When you cum the sensation…

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Funniest Porn-Parody Titles

Real or imagined porn-parody titles... post your funniest. "The Count of Monte Fisto" "Shaving Ryan's Privates" "The Iceman Cometh... Inside" "Womb Raider" "The Sperminator" "Pump Friction" "All that Jizz"

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When to keep your money and simply walk (or drive) away from a session.

You met her otc at a motel or residence and you get one of these surprises: 1. She says "I started my period, lets go out to dinner instead." Of course she will be expecting money. 2. She substitutes another girl…

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Lorena Bobbit could learn from this woman.

A Garden Grove woman was sentence to seven years to life in prison Friday for drugging her estranged husband, cutting off his penis and throwing it into a garbage disposal. The sentence came two months after Catherine Kieu, 50, was…

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I heard something move in my house last night. What would be more disturbing,

I pick a live lizard as more disturbing. The ghost has been friendly. How about you?

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Baby Doll's Dallas - It's about the time of day

Hey Gang, I've had the privilege of visiting many of the better Strip Clubs, and a few that didn't make the list, over the years. I became a fan of Treasure's in Las Vegas some years ago, and it became my constant…

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A wild night to remember

So their I was just bought a 10 kilos of the white lady and I lifted up her skirt and hit 3 pumps of off this brathas wood and mother fuck me I stumbeled into a shit while of a…

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Getting Off

How many PL's love it when whores chock you when you bustanut ?

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You can't love strippers in this restaraunt.

MAYNARDVILLE [TN] - A local bar patron is claiming he was discriminated against because of his tattoos. The incident happened Saturday evening at Bubba Brew's on Norris Lake in Maynardville. The restaurant says some of the tattoos were offensive to…

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That sure killed the mood

Following up on a post from a few days ago about stuff that strippers have said to me. I was talking to two girls when the conversation turned to their life outside the club. One thing they said…

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the debate goes on...

In rare debate, China's courts, police argue whether ‘happy ending' sexual services are legal: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/in-rare-debate-chinas-courts-police-argue-whether-happy-ending-sexual-services-are-legal/2013/06/28/d9711ae2-dfe4-11e2-8cf3-35c1113cfcc5_story.html

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Only two days left...

Today and Saturday mark the end of my atrip club streak. It will be 10 days in a row of clubbing. Wednesday night I met the hottest stripper I had ever seen. Unfortunatly she knew it as…

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Top 10: Brothels

You can tell the brothel scene is changing when Yab Yum, Amsterdam's most notorious brothel, is shut down by the city. To rub salt into the public wound, fashion designers have moved into the Red Light District, replacing naked gyrating…

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Do Strip Clubs get better or worse with the Stock Market?

If there's a correlation it could be a good indicator of when to invest. I know how great strip clubs were during the mid to late 90's. The clubs seemed to be on the uptick in 2011 and so was…

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What's the best club visit you've had so far this year?

For me it would be Baby Dolls in Dallas. It was my first time in Baby Dolls as I had business in Dallas. I went on a friday afternoon back in March. I ended up staying until…

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Lot Lizards part 2

In the first post I told y'all about my friends & I having more fun with a lot lizard then in the sc. Well I now know why she charged $300. She got a DUI a week a go &…

Strip Club Customers: Questions To Avoid

Have a conversation and developing rapport with customers is a win-win situation. The customer feel a better connection to the dancer. The dancer gets to know the customer. Conversations, however, can take a turn for the worse if customers ask these types of questions: Is ______ your real name? Do you have a boyfriend? You married? How old are you? What are you going to 'do' for me in VIP? Where did/do you go to school? Do you have kids? What are their names and where do they go to school? What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? How many dances/customers do you get a night? What time do you leave here? Do you know where I can get some (insert extra here)? Do you…

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Are urban dancers (of all races) the future of strip clubs.

I thought it was ending. But now I must confess that it seems that rap/urban ghetto booty, booty poppin and thug life seems to have taken over strip clubs more than I was ready to admit. I already…

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Clermont Lounge in ATL

This is single handedly the coolest place I've ever been to.

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"You Guys Who Can Do Things Are So Sexy"

I can't tell you how many times I have heard those words from bedraggled women this past week as I have been helping with the clean-up after the catastrophic floods of last week in Calgary and southern Alberta. The owner of…

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Thanks, no thanks.

Ok, I'm new to your board, but before everyone flips out, I want to say I'm not looking for OTC, or handjobs, or anything...I'm just looking to look at some titties. But here's the thing, every club I've ever gone to,…

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Names, and not dancer names.

Today during work I called a customers support group and talked with Britney. Just the name and voice painted a picture of a hot woman. Just one of those names that does that for me when coupled with a nice…

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Lot Lizards

Hey y'all, last night my friends & I were leaving a sc in TN. When we ran into a lot lizard. She was good looking & seemed to have a nice rack& body. She asked us if we had fun in…

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Lil Johnny

One day lil Johnny walks by his parents bedroom and hears something going on. The door is cracked open and he looks in. He sees his dad giving it to his mom doggy style. Dad just winks at Johnny and…

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Another NFL player in trouble....

and this time it fits in with TUSCL 2am-ers.... http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1382946

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Another NFL player in trouble....

and this time it fits in with TUSCL 2am-ers.... http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1382946

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Sex Joke

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and…

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Coeds Seek Sugar Daddies

Coeds seek sugar daddies--but of course it's not prostitution. http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-06-27/news/seeking-arrangement-sugar-daddy?utm_source=Newsletters&utm_medium=email

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Traveling

I feel as if I'm enjoying the thrill of the road on my Harley than the clubs some time

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The Power of Pussy

Recently ShadowCat initiated a thread asking whether clubbing was an addiction. In actuality his real question was whether those of us who are ardent practitioners found that it took ever increasing amounts of "stimulation" to maintain the so called "thrill"…

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Which feels better getting a BJ or taking a dump?

Can't decide? Then get a lumpkin. :)

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I'm done being a PL.

Today I made a promise to myself, if it came down to never having pussy again and having to pay for it, I guess I'll have to part my way with the pussy.

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Don't drink Busch beer.

LORAIN, OH (WOIO) - Lorain Police say a homeless man was Life Flighted to the hospital after cutting off his penis. Cops were called to the area of East 21st Street and Access Road Tuesday around noon after an unauthorized man…

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At Least Hernandez had a Good Reason for Killing

At least Patriots player Aaron Hernandez had a good reason for killing his friend: " Hernandez, the prosecutors said, felt betrayed; Lloyd, who had been dating his fiancée's sister, had talked to some people Hernandez “had troubles with” when the men…

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Bikini baristas in Washington state accused of prostitution

EVERETT, Wash. (KABC) -- Eight bikini espresso stands suspected of acting as fronts for prostitution rings were raided by local police in Everett, Wash., on Tuesday. The stands, which use suggustive names like "Twin Peaks" and "Java Juggs," were subjects of…

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Local/Fed Cops Bust Alleged Brothel Masquerading as Porn Biz

PHOENIX, AZ—An anonymous “beige block building” in Phoenix was the location of a raid last night by local as well as federal law enforcement, who took nine people into custody on charges related to operating a prostitution ring using a…

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I'm Done With This Stripper & Hooker Shit!

Ok, so you saw my last rant, right? I see this provider that works with the girl I got infatuated with, the ex-stripper turned hooker. I did it to make myself feel better about the profession she now chose. This provider…

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Blow Jobs

How often do you get a civilian blow job and how often do you pay a provider for a blow job in a years time frame ?

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How would you like to have 25 cops see you banging this chick?

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/delco/Cops-25-bike-cops-catch-pair-having-sex-in-park.html

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Damn ... Has Anybody Done This ?

From a recent Tootsies Review: “… I had already exhausted $250 in $1s just sitting at the main stage, tipping girls, and ordering drinks …” https://www.tuscl.net/stripclubreviews.php?DID=2082

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1 dead, 1 hurt in Vegas strip club shooting

LAS VEGAS (FOX5) - One man was shot to death while another was wounded at a Las Vegas strip club early Wednesday, according to police. Las Vegas Metro police confirmed they were investigating a homicide outside Larry's Villa located near the…

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Blacker the Better sweeter the juice

I just need my cheap crack smoking alturd $5 blow job clubs. What's your fav alturd Fag club ?

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Florida specialists?

Hi guys I am heading to Florida and am looking forward to two weeks touring there. Can anyone suggest the clubs where I can have a good time and get a little extra fun and a happy ending, without…

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Advice for a SC'ing rookie

I just recently started SC'ing have only been a handful and all though im having fun I feel like I could be having a better time after reading some of you guys reviews. Can you Pros give some advice to…

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It is Done!

Well the Supreme Court has struck a BIG blow to Dougster and his ilk.

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BONUS POINTS?

Whenever a guy is the last dude to fuck a chick before she declares herself a lesbian, we clown him. Dude, you turned her gay. I heard this female comedian do a bit about how she…