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Jive turkey or Major Dude?

Did you ever notice how some old white dudes are all into using stupid hood lingo like "shizzle"? WTF is up with that? They think they are major dudes but they are actually JIVE TURKEYS!! I think we should all post…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Visited bare assets while on vacation,...

Visited bare assets while on vacation, and had a great time. the girls were friendly and very attractive. Good mix of ethnicities and good music. I cant remember how much I paid, but I remember…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I had to stop in while...

I had to stop in while in town to see if the reviews I had been reading were accurate. They were bang on. This is a non-alcohol bar, so be prepared to overpay…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

In San Diego on business, only...

In San Diego on business, only for one night, and had an early meeting the next day, so didn't want to risk the traffic and delays of crossing into TJ and back on a Saturday…

Baby Dolls

Abilene, Texas

I went on a Super Tuesday...

I went on a Super Tuesday and it was $5 cover and $5 table dances, which was great. There was some real good looking dancers and a lot of average ones that night. I was…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Been to TJ a couple times...

Been to TJ a couple times since the redesign.. looks much better, nice dark lighting, nice soft seating and fake candles.. not too many dancers on a friday late afternoon, which bummed me out.. 3-4…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

drove by here a couple of...

drove by here a couple of times but never gone in before. Guess this would be the first time. omg it's so bad here. The outside looks like a shack, no kidding, and inside…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Returned for the first time in...

Returned for the first time in a while. The layout has changed. The stages are definitely nicer than before. Girls were better this visit, too. Friendly, but didn't have any trouble with them being pushy. They…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Went there with my friends for...

Went there with my friends for my bachelor party. There's a metal detector and pat down before you get in, which is standard in PR. First thing you'll notice is that this place is LOUD!!!…

Gentlemen's Playground

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

I arrived at gentlemens playground after...

I arrived at gentlemens playground after midnight in a Tuesday night. When i walked in i went straight to the bar which is on the left as soon as you walk in. Most of…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

We had heard that Night Trips...

We had heard that Night Trips was "Oklahoma's Best Gentleman's Night Club" well....we were not at all impressed. The club was small and the website was very misleading. I have been in much nicer strip…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I decided to visit this club...

I decided to visit this club on a Wednesday night. There were plenty of dancers just not any that I was interested in. Maybe there is better selection on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday but…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Two nights after xb's visit, I...

Two nights after xb's visit, I had a similar experience at CF. I went on a midweek evening for a change, and the place was dead. I counted seven girls and seven guys.…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Sins used to be my go...

Sins used to be my go to DMV spot until I started going to private underground parties. I was in the area and had no other plans so I stopped by to see what changes…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I have been to cheeters many...

I have been to cheeters many many times over the years! It is the type of place that you can pretty much find whatever it is that you are looking for! There is a variety…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Last day of vacation so I...

Last day of vacation so I had to end it the only way I knew, at Tropical Lei. In all my years of clubbing, I've never been here on a Wednesday night. Good…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I stopped at Mario's this past...

I stopped at Mario's this past Monday. Drink prices have always been high but I don't really go to strip clubs to tie one on. The girls are always friendly and outgoing. There were about…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I have to say I was...

I have to say I was leary of esting the food here but it was good. I was also very happy with the quality of girls. I didn't have he cash to…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

Before 7pm, this place operates a...

Before 7pm, this place operates a little differently. There are typically no more than three dances on shift, and no cover. They don't typically do any pole dancing, but if you feign ignorance…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I was headed to Charleston and...

I was headed to Charleston and decided I could stop off for a beer during happy hour, especially since my last visit to Charleston produced very little talent from local clubs. This place has…

Lure Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

If you go here, treat it...

If you go here, treat it as a bar that happens to have dancers, not a strip club that happens to have a full bar. I've come in here, more than once (normally within…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

This will be a review of...

This will be a review of more than just Rose City, as I visited a bunch of clubs on a Sat night in early May. I am in Oregon on business from Dallas and…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Went in on a Tuesday night....

Went in on a Tuesday night. First time here, since TMC is going south. Several of the girls I recognized from TMC. I'll echo what other people have said, the stage is weird, and the…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Like everything else Vegas this place...

Like everything else Vegas this place is expensive!!!! But every time I go to Vegas I ask the locals the best place and they say sapphire. Very ethnically diverse ladies. $20 table dance, $150 for…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

First time to the club and...

First time to the club and must say I was not disappointed. For a Tuesday night there were a nice ratio of girls to patrons in the club. Private dances were $ 10 on…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

After visiting Paper Moon and having...

After visiting Paper Moon and having a couple too many shots with the fun bartender there, it seemed like a good idea to head to Visions. I ended up there first as she had…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

This place is decent. I...

This place is decent. I went on an afternoon, so there is no cover charge. It was happy hour and beers were a bargain at $2.50. The stage is a big cross,…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I walked in on a Tuesday...

I walked in on a Tuesday dayshift. My eyes need a minute to adjust from the bright sunshine as I strolled into the dimly-lit long and narrow bar. I was hoping to see a young…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Ok this club is a super...

Ok this club is a super great find. I debated over and over whether to go out because it was late and I had a 6:30 am flight. But man after I got there I…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

Went there on a Wednesday about...

Went there on a Wednesday about 7:00pm. Went into front door into waiting room and was buzzed in. Two girls were there, one blond one brunette. Blond was pretty hot with big tits so I…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Finally made it here for the...

Finally made it here for the first time last night. Club was a lot smaller that I expected but was pretty nice I suppose. It was pretty crowded because the Alice In Chains Concert just…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

I thought I'd write a review,...

I thought I'd write a review, though it's been a few months. Not much here. I do like this bar, but it's nothing compared to Lesterville. In its favor, it opens early and…

Assets

Portland, Oregon

I checked out Assetts for the...

I checked out Assetts for the first time. Parking sucks...you either park in the few spots right in front, or in the lot with massive pot holes of the Chinese restaurant next door. The…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

AFter reading the reviews thought this...

AFter reading the reviews thought this club might be worth a try. It happen to be a Tuesday so the drink prices were fantastic!! As for the club itself it was very nice…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Wheather good or bad everyone has...

Wheather good or bad everyone has something to say about cheaters. This place stands out from all the others and I say its a step above the rest, not all year round but every summer…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

The night i was there the...

The night i was there the place was jumping. Although it was a Tuesday the Pure Gold strip club closes on a Tuesday making Crazy Horse really busy. Each girl does only 2…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

A friend recommended this place to...

A friend recommended this place to me a while back. I decided to check it out on a wednesday night. It's located in an industrial area, but well light. I went into the…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I don't have a lot of...

I don't have a lot of experience in strip clubs at all. This is the first club I've been to. I found it to be a very fun atmosphere. The dancers ranged from pretty damn…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

Went back to Saturday's again after...

Went back to Saturday's again after not being in for a year or so. Unfortunately, nothing has changed and maybe the place is a little scruffier than before. The place seems old, poorly…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I have visited several times but...

I have visited several times but put off a full review since so many reviews of this place already exists. Well here is my "long time coming" review. First I am Happy the pool…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Stopped in here on a Friday...

Stopped in here on a Friday night. Place was really jumping. Girls where everywhere and they were all very hot!! Good variety of dancers, very good chance of your dream girl being…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Went here a few nights ago,...

Went here a few nights ago, and the girls were what can i say average but there were a few occasional hotties, no trailer trash atleast. also great that its byob saved money there but…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited this club late on Tuesday...

Visited this club late on Tuesday evening after being disappointed at the Hustler Club. Little did I know that the experience would be even worse here. This is somewhat of a small club. The cover…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Arrived early evening right before the...

Arrived early evening right before the 8pm shift change, so was fortunate to see some dancers from both shifts. I had a "real" free pass, the kind that entitles me to free admission *and*…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Visited this club with a friend...

Visited this club with a friend of mine, its right next door to the glass slipper. The bouncer out front checks your ID, tells you that the cover is $20 and in you go. There…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

I've been reading about COI clus...

I've been reading about COI clus for years so I thought I'd give one a try. Club isn't much to see from the outside and OK on the inside. No one was dancing when I…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at Harem. The reason I went here was that dancers at other clubs didn't like to work here because the "dancers" at Harem tend to put-out quite a bit…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Wow I must say this club...

Wow I must say this club is one of my new favorites. I usually go to extacy but was on zbone an DDDjolies profile caught my eye as I am a boob guy. She posted…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Sometimes change is a good thing...

Sometimes change is a good thing but other things should always remain the same. Mary's is just such a place. A dark dank old dive where nothing has changed for millennia, including some of the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This really is one of my...

This really is one of my favorite clubs although you have to be willing to spend some money here. But the women here are very hot and many of them are very friendly.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

My wife and I Went to...

My wife and I Went to new Orleans for our anniversary and decided to stop by this club as was recommended to us. We oped for the vip area upstairs and the cover for that…

A Hunt Club

Fort Collins, Colorado

I decided to give this place...

I decided to give this place one more try, (its the only one close enough to spend lunch at). It is only open during lunch hours on Fri (open at noon). I went last Friday,…

Puzzles

Marlow Heights, Maryland

With all the recent talk on...

With all the recent talk on here about Puzzles, I decided to finally head back there to see what was really going on. First I tried to go there a few weeks ago &…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

So based on the reviews reporting...

So based on the reviews reporting great mileage, wanted to check it out. Came in pretty early in the afternoon and upon entering saw 4 other PLs and about 8 dancers. The first…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Ecstasy Theater is not for the...

Ecstasy Theater is not for the cheap at heart. It's pricey, doesn't have alcohol, and has a cover charge. However, if you want some intimate time with the dancers in one of the…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

I stopped in on a Monday...

I stopped in on a Monday afternoon after sticking my head in at Show Palace, down the road. Nothing going on there so I thought I'd see if Vegas would hold any interest on…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Went to visit the New Locomotion...

Went to visit the New Locomotion Tuesday afternoon and boy the place was dead. Waitress was prompt to serve me so I gave her a nice tip. Seems like most of the girls are hanging…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I decided to stop by Filly's...

I decided to stop by Filly's because I had little free time around 8pm and its been pretty nice before. Tonight was not one of those nights. The first 4 girls I saw had breasts…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to the Hi-Liter on a...

Went to the Hi-Liter on a thursday afternoon, around 2pm, and stayed until around 4:15. It is in a decent area off camelback road, near car dealerships. There was no cover, and I bought…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Ok on first ariving to this...

Ok on first ariving to this club they have a back parking lot off the main street. There is a 10 dollar cover if you get there before 9:00 it is $5. There are no…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I'm a pretty frequent daytime visitor....

I'm a pretty frequent daytime visitor. I love this bar, the girls are really friendly and get friendlier after they've seen you once or twice. I did a dance with Satin who has…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in the area. The lap dances are fully nude and the girls make sure you leave with a good time. Yes, there's a cover and it costs to be a…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

I had a nice visit here...

I had a nice visit here recently. Stopped around 9 pm. About a half dozen girls, ranging from 5 to 8 looks wise were on shift. I sat the dance bar for…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Was in Morrisville, NC for work...

Was in Morrisville, NC for work and had some time to kill so went on line and found this place. Sounded like a new spot and heard that the Raleigh clubs were weak so…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

My wife and i while in...

My wife and i while in new Orleans for our anniversary was out getting drinks and eating some good cajun dinner..then decided to stop by the club for a few drinks and one if the…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

My wife and i while in...

My wife and i while in new Orleans for our anniversary was out getting drinks and eating some good cajun dinner..then decided to stop by the club for a few drinks and one if the…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

I arrived after 9 PM on...

I arrived after 9 PM on this past Tuesday. Club was dead. Maybe 6 customers. About the same amount of girls. No one dancing when I got there. Beer was $3.75/bottle.…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

First time visit here. Got...

First time visit here. Got a seat at the bar and was amazed by the girls walking on the bar. First girl stops by and says, "Do you want a dance?" I…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

I visited the Spearmint Rhino on...

I visited the Spearmint Rhino on a Thursday afternoon shortly after they opened at 1:00. I knew I would be passing through Lexington by myself, a first for me, and decided to try this club.…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Had a conference in Southern California...

Had a conference in Southern California and decided to hit several stop in the LA area. Bare N Legal was my first top. As mentioned, it is close to the interstate but a…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Taboo is another one of the...

Taboo is another one of the clubs is open during the day. This one is in Martinsburg so is a bit closer for me. Reached there pretty early 12:30 and the place was just getting…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I was pretty excited to get...

I was pretty excited to get to visit the COI clubs on my trip out west. Boy was I disappointed. Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 10:00. Club is in the…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Attractive young lady...

Attractive young lady greeting us at the door this trip, no entrance fee daytime. We thought we'd sit at the upper bar with an attractive dancer dancing at it's center barstage. Three…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Visited Arnie's on a Friday night...

Visited Arnie's on a Friday night the club itself is rather small but it's not the type of environment that provides a unsettling experience providing it's location but hey it's a strip club. The decor…

Erotic City

Detroit, Michigan

Went on a $5 Monday and...

Went on a $5 Monday and the place was slappin'! i should have got there earlier than 1:00 pm. There was no place to park on the street, so I paid for VIP parking…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to Foxy around 11pm. ...

Went to Foxy around 11pm. There is a valet which you have to pass by to go to the free parking lot at the bottom of a hill. Cover was $10 for which…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Wednesday night around 10:30 pm. ...

Wednesday night around 10:30 pm. Mostly white girls, with a few black dancers in the club. Brian, the DJ plays a nice mix of mainstream, hip-hop, and classic rock. Between 50 and 60% of…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Visited during a golf trip. ...

Visited during a golf trip. Show them your scorecard from a local course and they waive the cover charge. This is a Vegas style club with a lot of high end type dancers.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

In addition to Follies removing the...

In addition to Follies removing the Pool table, follies has also replaced the old carpet, and replaced the sofas in VIP. One of the managers has stated that they have a zero tolerance for drug use…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

The talent was definitely impressive for...

The talent was definitely impressive for a club in Minneapolis. The girls were attractive, averaging somewhere around an 7 to 8. I went during happy hour, one dollar beers is pretty cheap and…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletale has a mix of attractive...

Tattletale has a mix of attractive and plain-jane dancers. The girls are constantly up-selling VIP, and the blackout curtains definitely make it tempting. The door staff, and the bar staff are very courteous,…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

They arrested 11 dancers on prostitution...

They arrested 11 dancers on prostitution charges, cause they offered sex to undercover officers. just months ago a chick died on what appeared to be an outcall with a customer. looks like they…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Came with some friends from out...

Came with some friends from out of town. I arrived after them. It was my first time here. Arrived around 12:45PM. There was a long lobby area to enter the club. There is a stage…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I really enjoy this place -...

I really enjoy this place - easy to get to, very casual atmosphere - it's a "mom and pop" club, which I also like. The girls are not as drop-dead beautiful as at the Camelot…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club since last winter, when I had some really good times, so decided to stop by while in the area. The club itself hadnt changed ie no valet fees,…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Treasures was packed Thursday evening with...

Treasures was packed Thursday evening with dancers and customers. There were about 30-50 dancers, which makes it hard to comment as to the average quality of the dancers. Most that I saw were…

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House Shows in New Orleans

It is late I know but I just found out the best man is asleep on the job and hasn't hired talent for this weekend's festivities. We are a few guys just looking to show buddy a good time before…

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ROTFL???

I'm going to see Paul Riser at a comedy club in Maryland this weekend and it made me think of all the comedians I've seen over the years (Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Dangerfield, Leary, Crystal, Williams, Rock, Kinison, and a shit…

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Storytime

I spent some time recently with a dancer in VIP who was very generous with extras as I was generous with cash. Being well along in years I had difficulty bringing things to a conclusion despite her oral ministrations.…

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Wednesday prayer!

Any of my twisted brethren offer a prayer to Odin when you club on hump day? I certainly do!

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A Real Mission Accomplished

"The mission of this command has been completed." Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower to Pres. Harry S. Truman and Gen. George C. Marshall, 8 May 1945, marking the surrender of the Third Reich.

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Bathrooms

WTF is it with so many reviewers and their complaints about bathrooms? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BATHROOMS??? Geezus, in all my years of clubbing I NEVER took a dump in a SC bathroom. Never. You go in there to take…

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Glasses or no glasses

Do you like glasses on dancers. I like a busty brunette with sexy liberarian glasses...

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getting high

When winds set to rustling old stars against loose board siding soothing a part of me asleep while the rest is left to pace the sheets, across ecosystems, both swollen feet cemented in the Milky Way, striking oxygen rich discoveries,…

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May 8,2013

Admission is free ! Go smack that ass

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Up to date on clubs in New York

Hi all I'll be in New York this summer, only for a month, and I'm looking for some good clubs, not the fancy ones in Manhattan but down to earth blue-collar type club. I'll mostly be going by myself. I'm looking…

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Mile High Club

How many are in the mile high club and does it count if you in a hot tub at 9000 ft at a ski resort.

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Todays 2AMer courtesy of Portland OR.

PORTLAND, Ore. – One man was killed and a woman was injured in a shooting outside a Northeast Portland strip club early Wednesday morning. Police said they are looking for a suspect. It happened outside Skinn stip club at 4523 NE 60th…

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Dolla Billz

When headed to the club what kind of Dolla Billz do you choose?

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Warning To Toronto SCs - farmerart Is On The Way For A Visit

The winter drilling season is winding down. Exploration camp is being shuttered for the summer. Urgent business matters need to be dealt with in Toronto. I haven't been in a hardcore Toronto SC for about 18 months. Aaaah....following a hot dancer…

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The Prime Of Your Life

I caught an interesting Dougster comment in that unending tattoo thread. He asserted that the years of one's 50s, 60s, and 70s were the prime of one's life. I can't comment about my 70s since I am not there yet.…

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Unrequested blowjob?

Okay, this has happened to me twice now. Has anyone else has a stripper in VIP try to blow them when you didn't ask for it and aren't paying for it? A couple of years ago I had a stripper…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back to follies after reading...

Went back to follies after reading about the raid to see how it was. Same details apply: valet $5( park a Ross street it next door if this annoys you), no cover before 7,…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

First, this club is huge and...

First, this club is huge and looks and feels high-end. This place is easily twice as big as Bourbon or HiLiter. Now, I've only gone on quieter nights. Once on a Thursday…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Hearing the rumor that they would...

Hearing the rumor that they would be closing soon to make room for new retail, I thought I better check in for old times. Things haven't changed much since last time. The good pretty girls,…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Not bad for a Monday. ...

Not bad for a Monday. A rather small lineup of dancers, but pretty high quality, headlined by Amari & Callie. Not sure why but the quality of the stage dances was especially good,…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Just came back from this place....

Just came back from this place. Not much to report except to say that if you want full nude this is the only place near queens as the old wiggles have closed down. As far…

The Pony

Galesburg, Illinois

I went there on a friday...

I went there on a friday night a few weeks back. There is a 5$ cover charge, but no drink minimum. The beer was around 3.50$ a can. Not a big selection at the bar…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Wishbone stage allows for a lot...

Wishbone stage allows for a lot of seating up front near the stage. The lap dance area is open but when I was there there weren't more than a couple of people in there at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I visited Hollywood Show Club on...

I visited Hollywood Show Club on a Thursday night when I also stopped by Penthouse, Hustler, and PT's Sports Bar. Overall, Hollywood was my least favorite, but it was largely a matter of preference…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Got to club about 7pm. Paid...

Got to club about 7pm. Paid 10.00 to get in another 10.00 for vip band. Club was super dead maybe 4 other guys and 3 dancers including a chubby blonde on stage. Sat down at…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stage dances were ok. The...

Stage dances were ok. The lap dance area was dark and set away from everything but people were walking through semi-frequently which was a little distracting. A little touching was allowed by some grils.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I haven't been to too many...

I haven't been to too many strip clubs, but I do have to say this place is different. They have a movie theater that shows adult movies. Also, I guess on special nights,…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I stopped by the Hustler club...

I stopped by the Hustler club on my one-night tour of ESL clubs. I went to Penthouse, Hollywood, Hustler, and the PT's Sports Bar. I think the pluses of the Hustler Club are…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I was here on May 6th...

I was here on May 6th around 2pm. Made it back to Crazyhorse after a long absence and things have changed, not really for the best. They re designed the VIP dance areas. Now there are…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

This was a Saturday, daytime visit,...

This was a Saturday, daytime visit, so... take it for what it's worth. I liked what I've always liked here, and I was quickly tired of what I'm basically always tired of, here.…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Stopped by with some friends for...

Stopped by with some friends for there much talked about Lunch Buffet, and it didn't disappoint. I'm not sure who makes there fried chicken, or how its prepared, but it's surprisingly good! Also…

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Road Kill- Bullwinkle take note

Okay, expanding on the OTC MOOSE OR SQUIRREL question. I notice in my woodland Michigan town that squirrel are probably the most predominant roadkill out there, although woodchuck rabbit and skunk seem to be on the hit parade as…

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Gosling or Reynolds?

Which Ryan? Oh wait - wrong site. Nevermind.

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Heads up for all you guys/lopaw that are tired of the bald look.

Saturday's 8315 E Colfax Ave Denver, Colorado 80220 Reviewed on: May 7, 2013 Visited on: Unknown After Midnight Dancers on Shift: 1-5 Star_Rating_0_Half Dancers Star_Rating_5 Value Star_Rating_0_Half Atmosphere Star_Rating_2 Overall BUSH WARNING! BE READY FOR PUBIC HAIR IN THE AIR!! NO GROOMING STANDARDS FOR DANCERS HERE! I…

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Beware of pistol packing strippers part 2

In the first part. I mentioned that my friends & I saw a stripper in a atlercation with a muger. She had a glock 9 loaded with hallow points. One of you asked why didn't we my friends & I…

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Guess who?

I'll give you 4,713,072 guesses, and the first 4,713,071 don't count. Subject: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Message: You're the fucktard, S****t.

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Would you rather?

Would you rather get a massage and a happy ending for 30 minutes and $120, or spend a night with your friends for 3 hours at a strip club and drop $200 for 5-6 lap dances?

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Beer or bloody mary

Have you ever been camping and had beer for breakfast?

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A future stip club dovotee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pGk068qdY1k Yea baby!

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Coffee or Mountain Dew?

What gets you going in the am?

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pain

Steel against sticks Arrows against stones Iron against cloth Blood and broken bones From cities of Brick To houses of sticks Clash to the pounding of the drums Heart pumping to the beat of war Body dancing to the call of…

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May 7,2013

It's time for a drink and a dance you going ?

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Lyrical Advice...

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's…

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Bullwinkle

You may want to be careful where you go with that outfit on. I heard some ranchers there have velcro mittens.: )

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What is the difference between a shit load and a shit ton?

What phrazes do you hear that sound funny?

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Swinger/adult clubs

So odd question here I'm more of a stripclub kinda guy but there are 2 swinger clubs near buy that look entertaining. Champagne club ( Fort Wayne) and Klub Lyden(Muncie) both Indiana. My question is has anyone ever been ?…

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What kind of girls get hired at Club Wax in Atlanta

I posted a picture of myself as my profile pic. Do you think I could get hired at Club Wax? Or would I have to lose some weight first?

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When traveling how to pick a club

When you travel do you always club or do you read the reviews to see if it is worth your money to club? Do you just read reviews or do you ask this group or PM a known local? Do you just…

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White Chocolate

rell used that term in the thread about ethnicity. I can't say I've heard it, but I know exactly what he means. For a number of years, we've all seen the white suburban males that dress and talk like they're…

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Animal Print

What's your favorite animal print on a dame? Tiger, Leopard, Zebra, Snakeskin, etc. Please, nobody say Liger.

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High School Football

How many tusclers played high school football and what was your number ?

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Felony

What jobs can you work if you have a felony ?

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How far would you go to get a strippers phone number?

A father and son accused of drawing knives during a fracas at a Lockwood strip club were charged Monday with felonies. Jose Angel Lopez Sr., 49, and Jose Angel Lopez Jr., 24, both of Corpus Christi, Texas, appeared in Yellowstone County…

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Thems fightin words.

FARGO – Police say an argument between two men over the merits of the Army versus the Marine Corps outside a Fargo strip club escalated into a fight during which one of the men suffered a serious cut to his…

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Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary Ann! I love country girls! Line dance behind a cute country cutie and you understand me. I love Ginger but I worked in Hollyweird repairing gas pipelines and I'm done with that place.

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Tits or Ass

Another topic that's probably been put through the ringer but here it goes. In the strip club it's tits but on the world of civilians, it's ass. Is that weird?

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Ethnicity

Bullwinkle brought up a good point-Asian. I love Asians. They're hot and usually a value, at least in Cali. I've had some banging ass Asians at AMP's and through Backpage. I love black chicks but since…

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Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads

I'm sure that this has been discussed before but since I'm new, Im bringing it up. For me, it's Brunettes.

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Translation Please

Saw this in a local review today: "Came in, needed pat down. 10 bucks cover. Parking lot at least half full. Stage separated by table. Take over control. Dubstep. Lil wayne. I had to make a little note about the wifebeater…

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Value

I love $1 burgers and $5 lappers with $20 extras ! How you like it ? Juice or Fartmart taste ?

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More Food Talk

Sorry farmerart... I'm shocked - shocked I say - with the number of people claiming they don't eat fast food. Y'all being truthful? Just trying to impress the board. Are me and Juice the only guys n here that freely…

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Solo or With a Friend

Ok, if the food talk is getting old, then do y'all prefer going solo to the club or with a GOOD friend, associate, etc. Does the day, location or time of day play into your answer.

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Welcome to the Hotel California...

So my 17yo son and I are driving along when "Hotel California" by the Eagles (a popular rock and roll band from the late 70's for you young bucks out there {wink}) comes on. He reaches out and cranks…

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Recommend a good club in Maryland?

I'm close to Showcase, and I know it's the only full grind full nude place between Baltimore and DC, and that DC doesn't allow any lapdances. Just curious if there's anything similar to Showcase I could drive to, considering I'm…

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What's With All This Food Shit?

All these food threads are becoming boring. I readily recognize the relationship between food and sexuality. BUT, you guys are talking about food that is pure crap - Mickey D's, Burger King, biscuits and gravy, scrapple, Coke, Pepsi. Give me…

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Barbecue

Since, we're discussing food lately, I just couldn't let this go by without asking. What's your favorite style of barbecue? Eastern North Carolina with the vinegar based sauce and pork Western North Carolina with the ketchup based sauce and pork South Carolina and…

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Anyone else here ever been burnt out on the drama?

Chances are if someone gets burnt out they don't go to this forum, but I thought I would throw this out there in case some of you have been through the cycle, or as a data point to anyone that…

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get down on it

I'm here if you need a pick up, that random conversation Some help, ask or give me a sign it's just a yell Say you think of me whilst you touch yourself A deep longing to have you around, my…

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May 6,2013

Did you do a vip today ?

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Turning strippers down for dances.

A night out at Christie's Cabaret didn't hurt a man's pockets, but it did hurt his head. Police officers were called to the adult entertainment complex in Cleveland after a man said he was assaulted by a stripper. The 38-year-old…

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Favorite pie?

Mine was grandma's apple pie.

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Rice

Since food seems to be a hot topic, what about rice? Every culture seems to have their own take on it, many with beans. I'm conflicted here since one of my Grammas made some amazing Risotto(she's a South…

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Nasty Foods

What is the nastiest food you have ever tried? Mine is scrapple

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Backrubs?

Anyone ever had a backrub in a strip club? Did you like it? I've only been in one that did this. Our in the main seating area a really cute girl (dressed seductively, but not like a stripper) would go…

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Busty in Albuquerque

I'll be visiting Albuquerque in a few weeks and wanted to know where to go for the absolute biggest boob girls in town. Real or fake -- I just like 'em huge. The last time I was in town I…

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Least Favorite Dancers

I know that for many of us, we have and talk about our ATF. Does anyone out there have a Least Favorite Dancer? Reasons why?

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pregnant strippers

What if her water broke while you were daty? What is that called? Lol

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Inspired by Juice ... McDonald's or Burger King ?

I've always preferred the flamed broiled BK burgers myself. (though I'll eat at either of these place no more than 2 or 3 times a year)

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If a pregnant stripper's water breaks

on you during a lap dance, do you count that as squirting?

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Sometimes flattery doesn't work.

Dancer. I think you are attractive. me. thanks dancer. blah blah, blah I can't remember the details dancer. You want a dance? me, no thanks. I never thought she was that attractive.

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California Disclaimer

Somebody please help me. How come California is the only state with a disclaimer concerning its clubs and dancers? From my experience, clubs here are very enjoyable. I'd figure that Las Vegas would have a disclaimer being…

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The Nerve of This Guy

Flagged this insult of a review. Not only does the guy copy/paste and repeat each sentence , the sentence itself is total BS and completely inaccurate w.r.t. the club. The dude even posted two reviews on the same day w.r.t. two clubs…

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One prospect or multiple prospects for OTC?

I've been going to clubs for awhile but I haven't had any OTC action in years so I'm rusty. I have been doing ITC activities for years because it's easier and that's what most of dancers deal with but…

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Neighnorhood bars

I'm at a neighborhood sports bar right now enjoying a great burger and fries and a couple of cold ones. Two hot blondes probably late 20s walked in and started with a couple cold ones. Two guys in their 60s…

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Tattoos

So, I'm sitting here waiting to get tattooed and I'm wondering... Do tattoos on dancers matter? I'm not "heavily" tattooed, but I do have the beginnings of a sleeve, a thigh piece, a foot piece, the back of a calf…

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Biscuits and gravy, or chicken and waffles?

I was gunna go mayo or miracle whip, but this is in honor of Juice!

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Rent's due.

Is there a connection between menu availability and time of the month? I don't mean THAT time of the month... She paid bills, bought stuff, blew a wad, bailed her PL boyfriend and oh-oh......forgot rent's due. Need cash tonight....

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May 5,2013

Are you going to jizz during a king lapper dance today ?

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Phone numbers

Lately I have been getting a lot of girls volunteer their phone numbers at the end of the dance sessions. I have never asked or showen any interest in any OTC activity with these dancer. most of them are upwards…

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Sense and Sensibility

My favorite senses Sight - a perfect ass Smell - coconut Sound - Blues Taste - Chocolate Touch - two fingers in the coochie, like warm apple pie

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Would you do a 7 months pregnant stripper?

From a recent review: "As I sat there & watch one of the dancers on stage I notice another dancer coming out of VIP. I needed to take a double look & make sure i didn't have 1 too many. Well…

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Pros in clubs

I've been going to clubs off and on for 16 years and was approached by a non-dancer, non-waitress for the first time for p4p while I was in a strip club. Does this happen often for anyone else?…

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is their a 10,000 club

10,000 comments anybody ?

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My 5,000th Post!

Who else has made it to this big milestone?

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It's Cinco de Mayo.

What are your plans? I am headed to my favorite club to partake in some great tacos. LOL.

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Coke or Pepsi ?

Coke or Pepsi ?

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what came first ?

Pimp or hoe ?

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200lbs drop !

It's time to drop some weight for all my hoes......any tips from the big fella crowd on tuscler ? I'm 400 and the goal is 200 in the next 2 to 4 years

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May 4, 2013

Did you thank your striper today ?

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Sam! Will you fuckin relax?

Relax.

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OT: Most Dangerous Neighborhoods: Detroit Home To 3 Most Violent Areas In Americ

In the most dangerous neighborhood in America, you have a one-in-seven chance of being the victim of a violent crime every year. Same goes for the second-most dangerous. You'll fare slightly better in the third-most dangerous, where your chances are…

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Strip Club DJ Gets Prison For Having Child Porn

DENVER (AP) — A strip club disc jockey from Denver has been sentenced to more than eight years in prison for possessing child pornography. Federal prosecutors said Friday that 46-year-old Walden Allen Schmidt was sentenced this week to 97 months in…

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Lap dancers accused of kidnapping a strip club boss who owed them £42,000 after

Three lap dancers and an actress kidnapped a club boss who failed to pay them £42,000 after the premises were closed down during the Cheltenham National Hunt Festival, a court heard yesterday. The women appeared in the dock with two men…

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New York-New Jersey Prostitution Ring Forced Women To Have Sex 25 Times A Day, S

NEW YORK — The young Mexican women were driven to rural New Jersey, where their handlers used threats to make them have sex with 25 farmworkers a day, U.S authorities. Or they were confined to dingy brothels in the New…

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CLUB CHANGES

glad to read that Follies in ATL got rid of the pool table. now, if they would get rid of valet parking, pot smoking and thug customers the prettier dancers might come back. any other things that your…

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Boy Hires Hooker, But Gets Piggy Bank Stolen Instead

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/05/boy-hires-hooker-but-gets-piggy-bank-stolen-instead/

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Theory: From a LE raid perspective, strip clubs are safer on weekends.

I noticed that none of the 8 recent raids that I researched happened on Saturday or Sunday. Two possible reasons came to mind for this. 1) The highest ranking police and other city officials do not work weekends normally and would…

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Beware of pistol packing strippers

Hey y'all, last nite was clubing with some friends of mmine. As we were walking to our vehicals. We saw some guy harasing a stripper tha was getn into her car. the guy wouldn back off we stood there wondering…

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May 3, 2013

Have you clubbed today ?

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Austin recommendations

I will be making a visit to Austin in a couple of weeks and I was wondering if anyone would give me a recommendation of what club(s) to try. To give you some idea of what I'm looking for,…

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Dancer Jealousy Part 2

Last week I reported being the object of a jealous encounter between 2 dancers. This week the melodrama continued with the same dancers in the same club. Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known…

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Emotionally Attached PL's

I see this more and more on this board and in life.You guys seem to lose your balls with these girls.And it seems to be more prevalent with the older guys.What gives?Is this your last ditch effort,go out in a…

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What kind of dancers are hired at Club Wax in Atlanta?

I mean, is there a certain way you have to look to get hired? And do you have to be skinny? Or does that club also hire girls that are thick?

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Quelle est cette "je ne sais quoi"?

Monsieur Bullwinkle gots me ta thankin' 'bout those little thangs that make certain clubs special. And not in the "rides the short bus" kind of way. You may not be able to describe the "je ne sais quoi" you perceive…