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Joke of the night

Q: Why are there no double homicides in Poland? A: The perp always holds the gun to his head and says, "after I shoot myself, you're next!" Not pc, but what the heck

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blow jobs with a limp dick

How many tusclers get blow jobs with just their old limp dicks ?

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What do you do when your power goes off?

Keep surfing this site! I could never do it before I bought an iPad.

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What do you do when your power goes off?

Keep surfing this site! I could never do it before I bought an iPad. The Internet is so slow though, I was able to type this extra sentence before the whole post posted.

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Funny quotes from reviews.

"I arrived around 4:30 the day before the fourth of July"

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guess what fag on tuscl said this in their profile

"I am a constant traveler who is happy to share his experiences from the road"

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"The System" by RickyBoy

So what did we learn today kids about this man's fucked up system ?

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OT: SW Thread - Blaming others for your lack of money-making.

Was bored and looking at SW. Thought this was an interesting and kinda honest thread from a dancer's p.o.v. I especially LOLed at her line – “… You are here to make your money and leave, not compete with other…

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Serious topic: at what point do you stop?

Rick's post about his seriously fucked up favorite made me wonder about the point at which one should decide to stop contributing to to problems of a stripper. We all know the reality -- nice, well-adjusted girls stripping to pay…

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Oh just great.

I gotta look at this article for another six weeks.F it going fishing.

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Yogurt&Pussy

I once poured a tub of yogurt in this bitches pussy and I eat and fucked the living shit out of it...you ever do something this koooueeel ?

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im a bad guy now !!!

Public enemy #1 Say hello to my little friend !!! How many tusclers have fucked a girl on a pile of coke ?

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Happy birthday!!!

I'm a 59.0109 yr old [With Vulcan Precision]

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Coupons, Coupons, Coupons

I use em. You should too. $10-20 saved is more tip money or an extra dance. It ain't cheap, it's smart.

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How much do you take to the Strip Club?

I like to have a decent bankroll. I will NEVER use a credit card due to SO and I will not use ATM for that reason as well as charges. So when I go my ideal amount is…

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Employee Discount

Since employee relationships are currently on my mind, I thought to myself, do the bouncers, DJ's, doormen, and managers get an employee discount at strip clubs? If they do, does this also pertain to any extras?

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Messed up club favorite

I am seeing a favorite in a local club who is a mess in almost every way. She has steel rods in her back; was formerly a heroin addict and is now on methadone; was pimped out by her…

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Inter-Club Relations-ships

To what extant do dancers and the various males(bouncers, DJ's, doormen, managers) engage in both relations and relationships? I've known a couple of bouncers who've hooked up with dancers. One of the bouncers told me…

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Nude woman distracts victim while husband robs house

Wow man... not that is a PL! http://crossville-chronicle.com/local/x1696737631/Nude-swimmer-distracts-home-burglary-victim

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When did you first know...........

that you were genetically predestined for TUSCL? My case was when I was six years old and got caught playing doctor with the girl next door.I was labeled.

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Coincidence?

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". " What a coincidence " - said the farmer,…

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Man Sentenced for Strip Club Robbery. Is this fair?

Man sentenced to 10 to 20 years for robbing strip club owner. Is this fair? Strip club owners rob me every week. http://timesleader.com/news/local-news/660638/Man-sentenced-in-strip-club-robbery

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What to do When Vip isnt so VIP...

Hello all SC Hobbyists, Kind of a Newbie here and I had an issue with a Spearmint Rhino Club I rolled into one Night, I went in there with a friend who recently got me into strip clubs and we…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I showed up around 9:30 pm...

I showed up around 9:30 pm on a Friday night. Had to pay $5 to park, so that was a downer. The cover was $15, and another $10 for access to the VIP…

Diamond Club Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I went on a Friday because...

I went on a Friday because I had heard it the busiest on the weekend. But when I got there it wasn't packed at all. I thought it was a bad sign but I was…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Hit this club up on a...

Hit this club up on a Thursday night, but did not have high hopes after reading many reviews that Nashville is not the place to go for any quality strip clubs.Well all the reviews I…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I've seen better and I've seen...

I've seen better and I've seen worse. Truth are better clubs out there for the money. Went there recently and enjoyed my time. Club is still nice and drinks were OK.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped at the Paradise today. 4th...

Stopped at the Paradise today. 4th trip to this club and wasn't sure if it'd be my last. Several of the dancers here leave their customers with a relaxed, happy feeling when they go home.…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Was driving by Pussy Cat Lounge...

Was driving by Pussy Cat Lounge and saw on the sign "Aurora Vega visiting this weekend". I have never known Pussy Cat Lounge to have feature dancers so I decided to stop in. Without question,…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

First time visit and it was...

First time visit and it was a pleasant surprise for the clubs's location. A couple of buddies decided to stop by after a visit to Miwaukee. Cover was $10 bucks each which isn't bad.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not bad. Low low mileage with...

Not bad. Low low mileage with the exception of one. All seamed pretty new and not willing to do much but were friendly out of the VIP area. Vast majority natural small build with no…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to LV for UFC 162...

Went to LV for UFC 162 and did a trip to SR the night before. Did the limo thing and it can’t be beat - a free limo and includes cover. Just…

Paradise continues to hold a certain...

Paradise continues to hold a certain sway over me. On this particular night, I really didn't have much luck in terms of finding an entertainer that raised my interests. It seems the management…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

OK.. so I walked in and...

OK.. so I walked in and they've got the greek temple thing going on with the stage embedded in the bar. There's also a wall with some pictures dedicated to Babe Ruth I think.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review should take care of...

This review should take care of my last two visits at Follies last month after a long hiatus of more than 6 months. The first one was on a Monday night and it was pretty interesting,…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

The physical club is not great....

The physical club is not great. Cheap banquet-like chairs and tables arranged very close together. The bar is along one wall and the one stage is in the middle of the room.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped into BSC on a Sunday...

Stopped into BSC on a Sunday afternoon. Club wasn't very busy but there were quite a few dancers on shift. The women at this club are consistently some of the better looking dancers…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

This club isn't what I was...

This club isn't what I was expecting when I walked in. To be honest, I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I drive by it all the time and thought I'd check it…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Too bad the waitresses were way...

Too bad the waitresses were way hotter than the dancers themselves. :( Would've been a 10/10 experience if the waitresses did dances. Havent been to a stripclub in a while but went because my friend…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Wow, what a difference a few...

Wow, what a difference a few weeks can make. Visited PP on a Monday afternoon late in May, and I couldn't spend any money since the few gals there were too busy texting and…

Hollywood Nights

Tampa, Florida

I went to Hollywood Nights twice...

I went to Hollywood Nights twice and had a different experience each time. Experience 1: The first one was a very subpar experience. There weren't too many dancers that night and the DJ was kind of lame.…

Stiletto's Cabaret

Euless, Texas

So I decided to stop by...

So I decided to stop by one night against my better judgement. This place isn't much to look at on the outside and, to be honest, I was pretty worried about being the only white…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

Went for a work night out...

Went for a work night out entertaining a customer.. Girls are extremely friendly but not in a pushy way - they like to chat as well which makes for a nice change and a relaxing atmosphere. There…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Stopped by Saturday afternoon. Club is...

Stopped by Saturday afternoon. Club is right on Dwight Street and easy to get to off highway. Parked in the private lot and walked in. The bartender was friendly and got a drink. Was approached…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

First, this was the most dancers...

First, this was the most dancers that I've ever seen at Centerfolds, maybe 7. I've been in before when there was 1 dancer working (actually sitting and playing on their phone). The doorman…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Saginaw Deja Vu is a nice...

Saginaw Deja Vu is a nice clean club. The chairs are nice and comfortable. The layout is simple and clean. The mens rooms are maintained, if not exactly posh. Drinks are…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

It's a little hard to find...

It's a little hard to find the driveway out back but easy to see from the road. Clean place with food you only have to tip for. Pool tables, very big place.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I've been to this club twice....

I've been to this club twice. Both times I've wanted to like this club, but haven't been able to make my self like it. The cost to get in is $7 and drinks are $5/beer.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Cheap cover. No seperate charge to...

Cheap cover. No seperate charge to use the booths. Just for the dances. Like others have said, very dark which makes the semi private booths pretty private. I was a little nervous at first until…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I showed up at Scores at...

I showed up at Scores at 6PM, and the place was barely open, with one waitress and no dancers visible. After about 30 minutes a dancer went on stage. K was hot! Perfect toned…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on a clubbing night...

Stopped in on a clubbing night out. Not much has changed. The parking lot is fairly well lit and video monitored. I went in and paid the $5 cover late evening on a Thursday. The…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to flashers on monday night...

Went to flashers on monday night and the place was empty,paid my 15 bucks to get in and grabbed a beer. The high back tables were empty and the usuals were there. I hadn't…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Thought this place was kind of...

Thought this place was kind of cool. Only strip club in the area I know of because I'm not originally from the area. Been here twice, ladies seem laid back and friendly, unfortunately at the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Had never been to flashdancers and...

Had never been to flashdancers and other reviewers are saying flashdancers is the best in nyc. I had a good time but my first dance was terrible as the dancer kept trying to upsell me…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

In Austin visiting for a few...

In Austin visiting for a few dsys and this place was near my hotel. So I have it a shot. Vallet parking is required ($5), entrance was $5, near was $6 (5,25, but she didn't…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The club is very nice inside...

The club is very nice inside and out. I stopped in late evening (after 9:30PM) and parked on the street. This club is located in a small town and the main street businesses close at…

Encore

Huntsville, Alabama

Ok this was an ok club...

Ok this was an ok club to get a beer and watch 1-3 dancers but now no dancers at all. Worst experience ever. Place was re-done has picnic tables on a concrete flloor. Yes…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

I was on vacation for a...

I was on vacation for a "Guys Retreat" at on of the local lake communities in the area when a few of us decided to take a trip to a strip club. Someone we ran…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Went here on a Friday night....

Went here on a Friday night. first with my boyfriend and later with some friends. Met a very nice girl, Guyanese light skinned that was killer on stage and we tipped 30 dollars on stage…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Yes. The girls are beautiful. However...

Yes. The girls are beautiful. However we came in on a Friday night after a great time at the Zanzibar and sat down and bought two drinks. one for me one for my friend. That…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I already detailed...

I already detailed some of these exploits in a discussion but figured that since not everybody reads the discussions, there are further facts that I can review. The Good:Every dancer on…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Summer has been exceptionally slow at...

Summer has been exceptionally slow at the Gold and Silver club. My last visit was last Monday evening from about 9 til 12. When I first arrived there were only 2 dancers on shift. Eventually…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

Went for a work night out...

Went for a work night out entertaining a customer.. Girls are extremely friendly but not in a pushy way - they like to chat as well which makes for a nice change and a relaxing atmosphere. There…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

It had been a just a...

It had been a just a bit since my last stop at BBF. I've always been a day shift guy, since this fits my schedule best, and (more importantly) the girls seem more laid…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

The club itself is decent inside....

The club itself is decent inside. Large bar as you walk in.About 15 tables and a T shaped stage. VIP is like a lot of other clubs with 5 couches arranged in a U shape…

BT Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I worked at this club one...

I worked at this club one day on a Saturday an didn't make anything. I was not happy with the club at all. The ladys bathroom were nasty an I didn't even want to sit…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

I been to Pin Ups a...

I been to Pin Ups a good bit over the years and I have watched it evolve from a typical "no touch" air dance club to a grindfest...which is a very good thing. I can…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

I have been to Dreams about...

I have been to Dreams about 10 times, about 5 Sunday night and 5 on Saturday night. This is probably the best club in El Paso for large numbers and variety of hot dancers.…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

I've gone to this club many...

I've gone to this club many times over the last year. I went in a couple of Sundays ago and had a pretty good time. The club has a nice setup with one main stage…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Had not been to the bird...

Had not been to the bird in quite some time. The bird is in kind of a secluded area. Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon recently sat down at the bar ordered a corona…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

I went in and payed a...

I went in and payed a quick cover charge. There were only three girls working at the time but it was in the afternoon. There were a few customers there as well but they pretty…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I have been to Knockouts about...

I have been to Knockouts about 10-15 times in the last 2 years. Best thing about this place is its location right down town on Central Ave. Many bars and restaurants right next…

Heat

West Lealman, Florida

This place is a mixed bag,...

This place is a mixed bag, mostly because there's a heavy turnover to this club particularly on dayshift. So if you're a day person it's particularly difficult to establish any kind of rapport if two…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

It had been years since I...

It had been years since I visited this club and decided to go back and see how it was. It is a combination sports bar and strip club, which is not a bad thing. I…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

First review for me! I've been...

First review for me! I've been going to this place for a good while now. If you live close by its not a bad spot to visit. Went during lunch to have a couple of…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I noticed in the reviews for...

I noticed in the reviews for this club, there are very few if any for Mondays. Unfortunate for me since my latest visit was a Monday evening. I arrived around 8:30pm and the…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Why are things so hard in...

Why are things so hard in Columbia? I used TUSCL to discover how hands on a club is. I read all of the reviews and I was still uncertain. After trying Platinum Plus and…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

I don't even know how they...

I don't even know how they make money. The dancers are all sitting texting or with regulars. I was there for almost 45 mins before one of them walked up to me.…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Visited GC Showgirls on a Friday...

Visited GC Showgirls on a Friday night recently.. (7-5-13) Glass City Showgirls is a club you should just stay away from. It's in a seedy part of town, and frankly you don't feel safe walking out…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I arrived around 4:30 the day...

I arrived around 4:30 the day before the fourth of July and I was surprised how few dancers there were. While there are not usually a large number, today there were only 3 -…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

After seeing Hong Kong listed on...

After seeing Hong Kong listed on this site as #1 for so long, and living in Southern Cal, i decided I HAD to check it out. As many have described, crossing the border and taking a…

Fine Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

Basically a complete dive. Many dancers...

Basically a complete dive. Many dancers only sitting at the bar drinking and talking to regulars. If you find someone you like, definitely get a private dance though, as your money will go a long…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This is a nice place to...

This is a nice place to go but even better if you are of Hispanic decent. I am not so it takes sometime for the girls to warm up to me. Getting in…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

My first time in an Akron...

My first time in an Akron club, and as I found out that night going to several, they all offer the $5 bar dance. This club being nude, makes it an interesting night, watching…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

I love the American Bush! ...

I love the American Bush! It is my favorite club! There is a girl here for everyone! The girls are super nice, drinks are priced fairly and the girls actually get…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Went during a Friday afternoon for...

Went during a Friday afternoon for lunch & to hang out a bit. First I was very impressed with the club setup & the kitchen food service was on point. The girls for dayshift were…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

The Lumber Yard does not disappoint!...

The Lumber Yard does not disappoint! This is my favorite club and I was happy to visit last week while back home for the Fourth. As always, Friday night was busy, with lots of bachelor…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

My buddy and I decided to...

My buddy and I decided to stop in after work and have a cold one. The week was almost over and we were ready to relax and chill a little. Plenty of details…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

Oh my dear lord, me and...

Oh my dear lord, me and a friend of mine decided to ditch the upstate south carolina strip clubs for a little something differ in the dirty south of Atl for once. Man did we…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

I stopped by this place a...

I stopped by this place a while ago since I have heard good things about the place. It is smaller than what I had imagined it to be but is a pretty decent sized…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still one of...

Still one of the best joints around. Not a couch dance club so if you are looking for that just keep on passing by over to Show and tel. Usually…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

In town on business, checked out...

In town on business, checked out the local reviews for OKC and this one seemed to have some positive notes. It wasn't a bad place, nothing to go nuts about. No discernible 'extra's.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Nice club in Mass, especially if...

Nice club in Mass, especially if you don't want to drive all the way down to Providence. Sat down and in less than 10 min, a girl came over to chat and ask if I…

Play House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

You walk in and there is...

You walk in and there is a window with a bell that says ring for service. On the side is the rates for the time. So you choose a girl from about 6 half naked…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

I remember this place from years...

I remember this place from years ago, when it was a local hole in the wall bikini bar with local talent. The only thing that's changed is that the local talent is wearing less. It's still…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

My first visit to a Rhode...

My first visit to a Rhode Island club and I wasn't disappointed. Went there with my girlfriend and we had a great time. We really enjoyed being able to get so close to…

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, Ohio

Stopped at this club on a...

Stopped at this club on a Thursday evening around 8pm. This club is located out in the country. There was no cover charge and is just your normal looking country bar that has bikini dancers.…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

I stopped by on my way...

I stopped by on my way home from work this evening, hoping for just a bit of quiet visual entertainment, but ended up getting a dance with Nicole, the girl who was on stage when…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

I've taken a break from Follies...

I've taken a break from Follies and Blaze and went back to old faithful, Babes. The girls are back to the way they were 2 or 3 years ago. Now, it more 'hands on' dancing…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I haven't been to Delilah's Den...

I haven't been to Delilah's Den in a while but this club doesn't change. Right as I entered I could see the same large scale layout in black lighting. There's the same central staircase to…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I was here on a Monday...

I was here on a Monday evening and again on a Tuesday afternoon. It wasn't particularly busy either day, given the time of week. Girls were varied, probably 5-7. Most were hanging…

Red Light Nights Gentlemens Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Place was fairly packed, ...

Place was fairly packed, Especially for a Wednesday. I was coming in late due to work on Wednesdays. First few visits had zero attention paid to me, which I…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Club is located in a quiet...

Club is located in a quiet industrial area off Dixie road just north of the HWY 401...easy to find. Lots of parking in the back, no cover charge, and beer is $7.05 plus tip. Club…

Rendez-Vous du Lac

Sainte-Adèle, Quebec

Visited this place back in the...

Visited this place back in the late 90's when here on business. Thought I'd go back and take another look. Wasn't too impressed. The place hasn't ever been updated. It was at best a hole…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

This is a pretty rundown club...

This is a pretty rundown club in the Broadway area. When I went there with a friend, there were about 3 or 4 girls working. Not really knowing what the story was, I…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Man, I was in this place...

Man, I was in this place on Tuesday just before the holiday. Parking lot seemed full. Must of been from all of the dancers. Did not expect that. There must have been 15 or more…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

This was my second time here....

This was my second time here. Decided to go for the "2 4 1 Tuesday" special. Got off work early so I was able to get into the parking for free before 5:00. Paid the…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Having been to clubs in about...

Having been to clubs in about a dozen cities, I have to say the Masters gets top marks for the stunning girls, and the service is excellent. There's a $20 cover, but once…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Hadn't been to the CL for...

Hadn't been to the CL for a while but stopped by after the holiday weekend to see what was going on. Girls were not too great that night, may'be they were all burnt out…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by on Wednesday. I...

Stopped by on Wednesday. I immediately saw several new dancers, and Macy, who I have spoken with before, confirmed that there has been turnover at the club. The new girls were all attractive,…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Hot day, I thought I'd make...

Hot day, I thought I'd make a trip to Sams. Cold beer and consistent good stage show make this the club to be at. I was looking for Fiona, a beautiful white/korean girl with luscious…

The Chase Lounge

Dover, Delaware

Stopped at the new Chase Lounge...

Stopped at the new Chase Lounge (formerly Hardwired) on a friday evening. As you walk in there are tables in the middle, couch section to the left against the wall and the stage to the…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Stopped here on my way out...

Stopped here on my way out of town, as I had a few hrs to kill and this looked to be the closest club to the airport. After walking in, I immediately felt like I was…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Been here a lot lately in...

Been here a lot lately in the last few weeks. Most of the girls here are pretty friendly, compared to the rest of the Metro area :). A lot of hot girls, super…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for my birthday...

Was in Vegas for my birthday and went to Little Darlings with my wife around 4 in the afternoon on a Wednesday. We have been here a few other times previously and had a good…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in a while so I decided to stop in one Saturday night after midnight back in the fall 2012. The place was not too busy, a couple guys at the bar.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Have been coming to WP and...

Have been coming to WP and Dollies for years. It has always been hit or miss....but the afternoon shift has always out performed the night shift. Stopped in last Tues and counted approx…

Gossip

Melville, New York

Last time I was at Gossip...

Last time I was at Gossip for for a Bachelor Party. This place in more upscale than other local clubs, nicer atmosphere much better looking girls!! VERY GOOD lap dances and the place was busy with…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

In doing some research, I had...

In doing some research, I had heard about this place. Buzzed in and all the girls on duty, and not with clients, came in and stood for me to choose saying nothing. Most of the…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Haven't been here for about six...

Haven't been here for about six months. I will not elaborate on club layout since many other reviews do that very well. Visited for about 1 1/2 hours on a Tuesday night. It was…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Had one or two girls dancing...

Had one or two girls dancing on stage at any time. Most of the girls were skinny and attractive. After the girls get off of stage, they walk around and do their…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

My first time in here, I...

My first time in here, I look around & there are like three plain looking girls, all looking misserable. The floor guy says come back we have better ones comming in at night. I go back…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Let's be clear, I really don't...

Let's be clear, I really don't like this place anymore. I only stopped through because one of my homeboys wanted to go and it was his birthday. The only thing I like about…

Weird Sex Laws

ALABAMA: sex toys are banned -ancient law in Alabama bans men from attempting to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, arts, deception, flattery or a promise of a marriage." ARIZONA: perfectly all right for women to go topless in public, since breasts weren't deemed private parts. CALIFORNIA: illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay CONNECTICUT: forbidding any "private sexual behavior between consenting adults." FLORIDA: - Two people cannot commit "unusual acts" together. -illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. -it is an offense to shower in the nude GEORGIA: sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal IDAHO: not allowed to engage in any type of public display of affection for more than 18 min. ILLINOIS: illegal to have sex on your wedding…

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customer habits

why do guys come into club deliberately sit next to you and start asking tons of questions when they have no intention of buying a drink a dance or even tipping a single dollar onstage? and then act surprised when…

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wear are all the old fucks ?

Au revoir ?

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how to fuck a dancer ?

For those that don't know how to do this like all the newbies let's share from the pros how to do this

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whats more inportant ?

Having sex with a fuck load of dancers in a year for every year or chasing a non extras girls that may take a year or two and a few grand to fuck so maybee a hand full of dancers…

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OK...which of you pervs are in this video?

Check this shit out: video.xnxx.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_fuck_pornstar Level with us. Which of you guys are in this video. Juicebro...is this you showing your sensitive side? No...no fried chicken or cucumbers. Player11? No. Even if you only do it with a middle aged crack whore…

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Guess what member said this in their profile ?

1. Professional with Graduate Degree - Financial Mgr with 6 figure income. 2. Experienced SC Player - Both ITC and OTC 3. VIP memberships at a couple of Houston area clubs.

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what is your method for clubbing ?

1st I buy a jack and coke 2nd $50 in $1 3rd $50 in $5 4th I find my chair in a dark dark corner and watch the rotation 5th i flirt with all girls that set with me and I try to…

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Strip club dancer agrees to have sex with undercover cop

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - Horry County Police say that a stripper at a topless club agreed this past weekend to have sex with a man who turned out to be an undercover police officer. The incident happened around 2 am Saturday…

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Strip club owner arrested for allegedly shooting at police

ENID, Okla. — Police arrested the owner of a local strip club early Sunday morning after he allegedly fired shots from a handgun as officers investigated a call of an abandoned motorcycle. Rick Andrew Childs, 45, was booked into Garfield…

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Club recommendations - Las Vegas

I have a trip to Vegas coming up and I'm looking for clubs suggestions. There are too many there to try them all. I prefer ones close to the strip or downtown since I'll be staying on the strip and…

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Dancers footwear or lack of

Noticed on the Mons Venus stage webcam that a fair number of girls either dance barefoot or have flat soles on e.g. sneekers, beach shoes. Do dancers do this in your area or is it just this club. To me the…

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Genuinely appalling...

Now that we've had a short burst of "appalling" behavior here at TUSCL, let's talk about some genuinely appalling behavior: http://www.salon.com/2013/07/07/“why_did_you_shoot_me_i_was_reading_a_book_the_new_warrior_cop_is_out_of_control/ We've de facto sanctioned turning police into goon squads in America. The 4th amendment is becoming meaningless (can't get a warrant?…

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Dancer claims I offended her.

Last week I was in the Coliseum in Detroit and a dancer who usually camps right next to me and hustles me for drinks and meals refused to even say hello. I spoke to her, cordially, and asked her…

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shit on the board today

Ever notice how many times juice gets mad enough to tell someone fuck you on here. Hardly ever. He usually loves even those thst hate on him. If juice tells someone to fuck off they probably deserve it

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P4P Wildcatting

As some of you may know, Enterprise's real slogan is "We'll pick you up, unless it's the weekend, then FUCK YOU!". So I was on the bus one Saturday, going to pick up a rental car. There were…

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reverse 2amer ... or the girlfriends revenge

haven't really been on the boards lately but I was recently at one of my local clubs and just had to share. this particular club doesn't have a regular bouncer ... I don't go there a lot but there was a…

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Sunday Suprise

I don't know about y'all perverts and pervette, but I've had a great 4th of July weekend. I saw good friends and family. I had my fill of tasty vittles. The beer flowed like…

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Is it worth while for a dancer to drive two days to North Dakota to dance for a

I'm just wondering. I believe the area is the North Dakota oil sands area. I'll probably find out in a couple of weeks but wondered if anyone had an opinion here.

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Guide to missing out on all the Juice threads, Just scroll past all the last 8 t

I skipped em. I did glance at a few.

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Want to hear something Funny? I wondered if Juice's current avatar was the Gri

My auto spell corrector changed the words to grim raper, maybe I shouldn't have changed it. :) Upon closer inspection I see some character from Sesame Street in something like a suit of armor?

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without "us"

This board is just borring and stinks like an old tarts home not a strip.club

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juice stop spamming the discusion board !

So other can ! You know who you are that post 3 to 8 threads a day...I ain't the only one

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I am disappointed and appalled

By some of the actions of our fellow tuscl members. From the beginning, all I asked from a couple of members was to not post as much so that we may be able to see others posts before it starts…

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Where Have All The Adults Gone?

Au revoir.

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add your name to this list now !

If you want founder to see the mass numbers of members that want juicebox69 and Dougster banned show your size now and add your name to this thread now !

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The End of this Discussion Board?

I can't believe the low quality of threads we are seeing on this board lately. It's nothing more than a bunch of spammers and trolls. And they aren't even very good trolls either. I mean the best insults they can…

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As ye sow...

Interesting that Cambydude bitches at me for starting ONE thread, acts like a dick, won't answer my simple question about how hard it is to skip topics that don't interest him (yes...I'm now doing TWO threads today...totally "clogging the toilet"),…

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23cambyland

You don't want this to happin again next time keep you Damn mouth shut Fag !....I was a good boy not even clogging up the boards and then you had to go running your goddamn mouth...you get what you ask…

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Ban Juice and Dougster Right Now!

Only way to save the bored.

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look at my numbers

All I got to do cambyfag is post threads on numbers and I get comments way more than your depressing shit....go fuck yourself and have gay sex on stripperweb wear all the other fags and their systems live....you pussy

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Everybody Stop Your God Damn Spamming Right Now!

Don't you know it demonstrates a lack of emotional maturity?

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this board is stinking full of shit today

I'm going to stripper web fags.....ban juice !

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come on juice lets talk about cucumbers and fast food and sexy little ass wholes

Let's bro

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juice this is what a real thread looks like

So I was laying in the club with a cock...lol...ooops a cocktsl in my 3 peace suit and droping $3,000 for covered hand jobs

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juice realy ?

Come on bro stop stinking up the board...rick needs roam to post his "rich boy system"

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Big Ass Shit !!!

You like this ?

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gay sex in the bathroom of a gentelmens club

Yes or no ?

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i like pully shit out my ATF ass

Do you enjoy dis ?

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23cambyman just ordered up sum shit fellas !

Come on juice crew camybe, bonfucker and the other haters just put in an order for a massive shit on the forum....let's clog this board up with funny ass threads and nonsense that helps us love, laugh and learn how…

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So you say you are a grizzly bear

More like a teddy bear. TMZ just discovered what juicecarton writes about on stripperweb. He talks about how he gets women left and right and the only thing the strippers can look forward to besides his dick is KFC and…

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Mo'Fuckas

Growing up how many of yall fucked your friends moms ? I fucked about 5

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Strip club vs. Art Museum

Why is the atmosphere so different between a strip club and an art museum? Beautiful inanimate objects seem to deserve decorum, even reverence. But not beautiful human beings. Everyone seems to get it that somebody being noisy…

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Goooood Lawd !!! thats a lot of money !!!!

Juice: how much for BBFS ? Dancer: $1,000 ! Juice: gooooood Lawd ! That's a lot of money !!!..... How bout I give you $25 and you watch me Jack off ! Come on let's keep this funny post going ...add to it…

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Even strippers don't dress like this in public.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2013/07/07/courtney_stodden_wears_a_stripperlike_

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Cambydude demoted me...me am sad :-(

Let me tell you folks...It is sad to be demoted to Juice sockpuppet. Don't get me wrong -- I'm a proud member of the Juice Crew. That dude makes me laugh 'til chocolate milk comes out my nose (though only…

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Billboards

Out here, in Southern California, along the 60 fwy, the 10 fwy, and the 15 fwy, we have billboards. Not just any billboards, but strip club billboards. Half-naked, wanton women inviting you their club.…

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very attractive guy going or whats appropriate wardrobe

First off this isn't about Me although it happened to me in PA back in August 2003 only a few times and before 2003 in some NY clubs BUT LATELY NOT and I know two single friends that "might"…

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Now hiring the Class of 2013

Someone posted this picture on a different message board (not a strip club board). Don't know where this would be. http://i.imgur.com/ckS1vBM.jpg

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Future P4P

When, if ever, do you think the day will come when it's considered inoffensive (and complimentary if the $ amount is high) for a guy to offer P4P to any woman? Like asking someone if they are interested in…

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Have you had many sexual encounter dreams on alien planets?

I have had many dreams where I was on alien planets and some of those planets had human looking hot females. The weirdest sexual encounter with an alien species in my dreams was some type of walking talking octopus more than…

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Bring a change of clothes if wanting to cum multiple times?

This question is for those that enjoy ejaculating during a lapdance. I've recently gone to my favorite club-Player Club in Baltimore, finished during a dance and felt I'd like to go again as the evening was over in less than…

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jester214 versus jerikson40

You know these guys have such similar personalities it's almost hard to tell them apart. I bet if you did an experiment where you covered up the names in their arguments and had to ask which guy was which, very…

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18 and over in Clearwater (pinella) or Port Richie/New (Pasco)

I've got a boy who is about to turn 19... I wanted to bring him to a strip club. I'd heard about Angels in Clearwater (nude -- so I assume 18+)? We used to call 'em "Juice…

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whats your favorite STD ?

Go on....tell us and the story on how you got it ;)

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Dilemma

After being married for 43 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and…

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Attn: Trojangreg: "Fresh meat"

http://www.theprovince.com/news/vancouver/Orange+refers+young+women+fresh+meat+neighbourhood+where/8622578/story.html

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The wisdom o' SassyBecca

It would be coo-el to see how we'll SassyBecca's wisdom aligns with Duo's... How do you react when... 1. Juicebro, obviously trippin' balls on a mixture of cough syrup, LSD, crack, and yoo-hoo, begins to have a vision o' the LORD when…

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Costs in Miami...

Perhaps my Miami brethren can clue me in, but I recently met up with a chick who claimed to work at Tootsies when I was on the road. The claim she made was that a real balls to the wall…

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Joke of the day

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards? A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back

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titty fuckin waffel house chicks ?

How many waitresses have you picked up and fucked ?

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OT: what is your favorite college sports team ?

I love them Duke Blue devils

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GSB and Lionshare

We can't have a TUSCL Convention with our GoodSouthernBoy and Lionshare. Theses two brothers have really made an impact on me for the positive. We can't club without them.

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LDK Moves

What is your fav Lap Dance Moves ?

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Hey, Big Spender

Song from the Broadway musical "Sweet Charity" (1966). Things don't change much, do they? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDxaky9E0y4

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Ass Fuckin Old Dancers

Hoe many fella tusclers get off fucking a dancer that is at the end of her career ?

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Las Vegas Stripclubs

I've traveled all the way from Norway to Las Vegas, I'm a young guy with more than enough money and would like to get some tips about the strip clubs in Vegas. I've heard a lot of nice stuff about…

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Happy birthday to the bikini. Just 100+ hot babes in bikinis.

http://www.strangebeaver.com/2013/07/happy-birthday-to-the-bikini/

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Waterloo strip club fight results in injuries, arrest

WATERLOO, Iowa — Two people have been hospitalized and a third is behind bars following a fight at a strip club early this morning. Officers were called to Flirts, 319 Jefferson St., shortly before 2 a.m. today (Friday) for a large…

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Police find minors performing at ABQ strip club

Two men are behind bars after Albuquerque police found underage exotic dancers working at a strip club on San Mateo Boulevard. According to APD, an officer was tipped off about minors performing nude at Palms Gentlemen's Club and responded to the…

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PORN: The Hidden Engine That Drives Innovation In Tech

Even though Google Glass just banned porn, the adult industry still looks to adapt and drive new technology. Whether its interactive motion-controlled porn, sexual avatars, biofeedback or 3D video, the adult industry looks to perfect and broaden the commercialization of new…

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Gatineau police raid strip club, home in drug investigation

OTTAWA — An eight-month drug investigation in Gatineau culminated Thursday with the arrest of three people and the seizure of almost 300 grams of cocaine and $14,000 cash. Gatineau police said they executed two search warrants at 6:30 p.m. Thursday. The first…

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Just a photo of farmerart :)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pcFJFstpD68/TDDhR4uDzlI/AAAAAAAAD9g/Z3w6DcL7H5Y/s1600/CanadaDay-4.jpg

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TUSCL Convention: Las Vegas

So there has been recently been TUSCL conventions in Phoenix and Miami. I was thinking the next convention should be in Vegas. I was thinking late September early October. Maybe late evening early night. We could go to the club…

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Trophy photos

I recently started a thread about the quirk which I have of taking photos of dancers I've been with and found many responders who do the same. My ATF let me scroll through the pictures on her phone and I…

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Today!

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which…

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High/Low Mileage

This is kind of related to a discussion that SlickSpic posted about 2nd chances. However, it is a reverse situation. I have at times been the "victim" of what I can best describe as a damn good lapdance…

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LDK Style

OK, I am relatively new to this board, so I don't know what the hell this means. What is LDK style? I know that LDK stands for Lap Dance King (right?), but this obviously means something to the…