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zipman68
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the speed force!

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Let's all welcome our Juicebro back! C'mon Juice, tell us of yo' adventures. We're you starting a porn site with a produce theme? Ass salad...sort of like ass smoothie, any the girls get salad fixings up their ass and the toss some dude's salad (or engage in lesbian salad tossin'). Nope, you were off getting instructions from the LORD! Yeah, that's the ticket... You went on a five day peyote and cocaine fueled vision quest. What did ya see bro? Cambydude tells me that he is dyin' to know!

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zipman68
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Turns out peyote and autocorrect result in subbing the contraction "we're" for the word "were"... I'm going to use "we're" all the time now! And "you're" for "your". And "shizzle" will be used liberally.

Juice dude...write yo' gospels with those word substitutions. Future generations will DiG It BiG LeAgUe my brothah! Juice on bro!!!

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gawker
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Please tell me the religious right's not taking over this website.

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23cambyman
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Please go back to jacking off juicebox. It looks like your "brothers or cousins" have all been doing the same thing as they have not posted either. I find the correlation interesting that when juicebox is not writing that all his other "family members (aka aliases)" are not writing either.

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jackslash
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Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jack.

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JuiceBox69
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Off, off, off, off !

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JuiceBox69
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Love you zip

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tumblingdice
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I think he was stalking cambyman,that or catfishing.

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tumblingdice
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Gawker."The Lion of the Senate".

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goodsouthernboy
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Damn dice, I could go for some good fried catfish right now. You got me thinking about lunch at 1030...

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SlickSpic
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Juice Lives!!!

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Dougster
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zippy: "You went on a five day peyote and cocaine fueled vision quest. "

Now that sounds like a good time!

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Alucard
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"Please tell me the religious right's not taking over this website."

Just the inmates.

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