Names, and not dancer names.

Jason and Mike for me

Back in "65 while stationed in Japan, I did a 90 TDY assignment to the military telephone overseas switch board. There was a female operator at the switchboard in Okinawa that sound sweet & sexy. We could not exchange names, Just operator numbers. At Christmas time we got a group photo of the Okinawa operators with the operator numbers. She was a fugly Army WAC. What a let down.

Melissa & Krissy & Mary.

I know a Melissa. Heather and a number of other names work after I see a pretty girl.

Tiffany, Jessica & Jennifer.

I had a sweet sexy voice on the soeaker once at a McD drive thru once and when I got to the window she was like 300 pounds

lopaw,

Those would never work for me. I know many with those names and none would work for me. I speak to one Jennifer most days. She is at my companies US headquarters and I've met her. OK, but nothing special.

That reminded me why it is not good to eat there

Carrissa

Hillary......Gillian.......Penelope........Samantha (assuredly not 'Sam')

fa,

Samantha, a good one. Although I did know one in HS that went by Sam, and she was a hottie.

Hillary, NEVER!!!

Bridgette and Amber for me. Never saw a Bridgette who wasn't a complete hottie. Same goes for girls name Heather.

Seems like the sweet voices now all belong to jolly ol fuglies

Esta,

One of the worst things is like sc mentioned. I once spoke often during work with a woman in Framingham, MA. She sounded so great! When I found out I needed to go up there for work, I told here and we set a dinner date. I wish I'd not done that until I met her. Since I had made the date, I followed through, but I had trouble keeping dinner down with her across the table, but didn't need a doggie bag since I had the dog with me! TERRIBLE evening!

Vanessa, Veronica, Victoria, Valeria-V for Victory.

Slick,

Very vivacious variety of vixens.

Hahahahaha.

Lol Clubber

Erika !

My dentist is Erika. The hot girl at the gym is Erika. I get my haircuts from stylist named Erika. I flirt with the Erikas although I have never gotten physical.

.... now if I meet a dancer with that name !

"I'm in love with Mary Jane, she's my main thang. She makes me feel alright, she makes my heart sing."

This is a little off topic. One of my favorite dancer's real name is Oignita. I fully understand why she uses a stage name. :)

sc,

How the f&%$ would one even pronounce that?

Clubber - It took me awhile. LOL.

When I was in college, I had the odd habit of dating girls named Michelle. Over time, as I went to strip clubs, I have met my fair share of strippers whose real name is Michelle, including several ATF-like dancers. Maybe if I ever got married, I'll marry a Michelle. Unless it's an Olivia.