Sex Joke

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SnackBox69
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Snack!Thanks for reminding me my girls B-Day is coming up.
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SnackBox69
11 years ago
Lol your welcome
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
That's funny
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JuiceBox69
11 years ago
Lol !
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SnackBox69
11 years ago
Thanks
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dallas702
11 years ago
soft chuckle
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SnackBox69
11 years ago
;)
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