Damn ... Has Anybody Done This ?

Pointless. Dummies like this are the reason SW girls think they don't have to do anything worthwhile to make money.

I exhausted 250 quarters before I was damn tired.

Jesus. Monday night I spent $60 and got a bbbjcimws from an 8 in a Detroit club. Place was dead so I knew I had negotiating power.

"and ordering drinks" is a big clue. Strippers must have been coming over around the clock like he was the free bar.

@Gatorfan-So that was you playing Donkey Kong in the corner.

If you assume a fairly busy night and break down the math it's really not that unreasonable.

No I was pinging them off the strippers foreheads and pole.

There seems to be a fair number of black guys who want to sit by the stage, have the dancer jiggle her butt at them, and throw ones onto her lower back. They would rather do this with the same amount of money that would get them a few lap dances. To each his or her own I guess. I think some guys are all visual, fondling does nothing for them.

I fucked my fist for free

Well when I decided to be the tip guy of the club one night, especially (but never necessarily) during a slow night, you can get a LOT of fondling+ at the stage. And since they ususlly on stage for 3 songs (minimum time 9 minutes) I can spend 40 and get a lot of stuff in. Cheaper than 3 lap dances but still doesnt beat it. And naturally sets up good vibes for return trip if need be

Gator...you missed and hit me with those quarters