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JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

How do you know that your wife is dead?

The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.

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tumblingdice

The poolboy asks for a raise.

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JackFrost9

When she stops bitching then she is dead

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mikeya02

The dog keeps peeing on her

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shadowcat

You still have money left at the end of the month.

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zipman68

JohnSmithDude...do you have an ancestor name Joseph with a lot of wives? He never had that problem.

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