How do you know that your wife is dead?
The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.
How do you know?
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When she stops bitching then she is dead
The dog keeps peeing on her
You still have money left at the end of the month.
JohnSmithDude...do you have an ancestor name Joseph with a lot of wives? He never had that problem.
The poolboy asks for a raise.