How do you know?

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JohnSmith69
How do you know that your wife is dead?

The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.

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tumblingdice
South Carolina
12 years ago
The poolboy asks for a raise.
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JackFrost9
12 years ago
When she stops bitching then she is dead
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mikeya02
12 years ago
The dog keeps peeing on her
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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
12 years ago
You still have money left at the end of the month.
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zipman68
the speed force!
12 years ago
JohnSmithDude...do you have an ancestor name Joseph with a lot of wives? He never had that problem.
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