I Hope That Was a Typo
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
From a recent review of King of Diamonds in Miami
“… I approached one girl who was light brown and had longgggg blonde hair and a big soft booty and asked her for a dance. she was just so pretty I had to approach her. she gave me three private dances for $210 which i didnt think was so bad especially for what I got. best dance ever. she felt how hard i was, turned around , gave me a smile, and grinded so hard on my dick. it was amazing. i cannot wait to go back ….â€
3 for $210 – that better be a typo!
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last commentHell papi maybee he got a blow job, massage and a steak potatoes meal
That better have been one hell of a steak LOL
Or maybe he actually got FS and didn’t mention it?
I’ve been to that club many times and people usually get the floor dances which are $10 – private dances in the back are $25.
NO. The last sentence of his review. "oh and i had chicken wings!!!! chicken wings were sooooo good!!!!"
^ oh – now it makes sense :)
Or maybe this part of the review explains it:
“… Already pretty drunk went in …â€
He may have still been pretty drunk when he wrote the review LOL
This guy cannot be for real.
I guess he was visiting FL and he may also be a complete SC rookie (but even a rookie should not make his mistakes LOL).
Apparently he also visited another SC around the same time; “Solid Gold†in Ft. Lauderdale.
Per his review:
“… The girls were all very good looking and in shape as well, but they all kind of looked the same. All on the thinner side with shoulder length brown or blonde hair. After a couple drinks they all started to look the same. I was approached by a tan brunette who looked to be a little on the older side, maybe 30, and asked if I wanted a dance. Boy, did I! It was a great private dance but there was no contact at all, which seems to be normal for Florida clubs. The deal was two dances for 150 …â€
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Two dances for 150? In Detroit, for $150 I can get two strippers to blow me and then wash and wax my car.
Maybe he meant pesos and not dollars. At least I hope so. A sucker born every minute...
Maye he gave her SOMETHING in addition to money. Drugs perhaps??
Probably a troll fucking w everyone's head.
Chicken wings ? That's to Damn much for chicken wings !
Doubt he's a troll. Just a newbie who got taken and didn't even realize it. But that's why TUSCL exists - to be consumer advocates and educators and see to it that doesn't happen often.
Maybe the dude is from out of town – like you know – Asian or something? :)
Or maybe he is just loaded and sees what he paid as cheap?
I'd say bullshit... No contact being the norm in South Florida? I can't see any girls in either of those clubs taking someone for an extra 100-150 and not going for the jugular and getting them in a room to do some real damage; especially at SG.
I had to PM this guy to see what was up – below is his one sentence PM reply:
“thanks. good thing im rich haha byeâ€
He had stated in his review that he paid $210 for 3 dances at King of Diamonds. I PMed him asking if that was a typo since floor dances at KOD are $10 and private dances are $25 – but he just replied w/ the above. Don’t know what to make of him; but w/e; he didn’t seem to be worried about it LOL.
Ain't that the truth. Fuck it. It's his dime, not mine. No sweat off my balls.