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Don't drink Busch beer.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:07 AM
LORAIN, OH (WOIO) - Lorain Police say a homeless man was Life Flighted to the hospital after cutting off his penis. Cops were called to the area of East 21st Street and Access Road Tuesday around noon after an unauthorized man was seen on CSX Railroad property. Officers found the man with his hands and gym shorts covered in blood. He told officers that he had just cut his penis off. According to the police report, he said he tried to use an old rusty saw, but he used a broke bottle when the saw didn't work. The man told police that "Busch (beer) made me do it." The man's penis was found lying on the train tracks nearby. Life Flight was called, and took the man to Metro for treatment. A mental evaluation request was also made with Life Flight

15 comments

  • deogol
    11 years ago
    Ban Beer!!!
  • Tiredtraveler
    11 years ago
    Can you say Darwin Award candidate! He has effectively removed himself from the reproductive pool.
  • ime
    11 years ago
    I've heard of balls but this.... Moral of the story drink good beer
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Drink more beer
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I agre with ime, drink good beer. A Guiness and a shot of Jameson. That sounds about just right.
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Great! Another drunken Irish Spic.
  • bubbaloo
    11 years ago
    Just another liberal waste of skin blaming busch for all his problems.
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    The man keeping me down.
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Fuck Da'man !
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Juice! Can I get an oz from you? The Man.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Fuck you mother fucking racist
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    I'm not a racist CrazyMary,some of my best employees are minorities
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    I just shit.
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    I gotta shit.
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Did I just shit?Wait a minute,poke,sniff,yeah I just shit.
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