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Don't drink Busch beer.

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

LORAIN, OH (WOIO) -
Lorain Police say a homeless man was Life Flighted to the hospital after cutting off his penis.

Cops were called to the area of East 21st Street and Access Road Tuesday around noon after an unauthorized man was seen on CSX Railroad property.

Officers found the man with his hands and gym shorts covered in blood. He told officers that he had just cut his penis off. According to the police report, he said he tried to use an old rusty saw, but he used a broke bottle when the saw didn't work.

The man told police that "Busch (beer) made me do it."

The man's penis was found lying on the train tracks nearby.

Life Flight was called, and took the man to Metro for treatment. A mental evaluation request was also made with Life Flight

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deogol

Ban Beer!!!

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Tiredtraveler

Can you say Darwin Award candidate!
He has effectively removed himself from the reproductive pool.

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ime

I've heard of balls but this....

Moral of the story drink good beer

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JuiceBox69

Drink more beer

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SlickSpic

I agre with ime, drink good beer. A Guiness and a shot of Jameson. That sounds about just right.

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tumblingdice

Great! Another drunken Irish Spic.

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bubbaloo

Just another liberal waste of skin blaming busch for all his problems.

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tumblingdice

The man keeping me down.

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JuiceBox69

Fuck Da'man !

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tumblingdice

Juice! Can I get an oz from you? The Man.

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crazyjoe

Fuck you mother fucking racist

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tumblingdice

I'm not a racist CrazyMary,some of my best employees are minorities

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tumblingdice

I just shit.

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tumblingdice

I gotta shit.

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tumblingdice

Did I just shit?Wait a minute,poke,sniff,yeah I just shit.

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