How would you like to have 25 cops see you banging this chick?

"police don't suspect prostitution"

duh. No one in their right mind would pay for walrus sex.

"self abuse would be a step up" LOL

That's called hogging and dogging.

I like the comments by the police superintendent.

"Walrus Sex"-Hahahahaha. That heifer does look like a walrus. Does that make homeboy the Eggman?

What does a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They are both fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you

i wouldnt want my concious to catch me having sex with her lol