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Once...just once...show some restraint!

zipman68

the speed force!

Boys and (boys pretending to be) girls...

Just say no to streetwalkers my friends. LDK shows excellent restraint (ain't illegal to jizz in yo' trousers my brother and it doesn't spread STDs, so you jizz in yo' pants all you want LDK). The rest of us pervoids, however, should draw a line. I say...strippers ok (wouldn't be here if I thought otherwise, plus none of us do more than LDK...right bros?), escorts ok ('cos you only use their services when you want to catch an opera and you're wife is out of town, correct?), Backpage girls are dicey (why are you even looking at BP, yo pervs), and streetwalkers are over the line (don't even go there bros! Bad pervos!).

Seriously, the disease potential, the self-loathing afterward, the general ickyness... Just don't go there. The zipman be a wildman and he has never gone there my brothers. I bet that even brother Juice...even AFTER a crack and KFC fueled evening...has never gone there.

Groove on my bros, but stay clear of the SWs. I hear there are SW diseases that can quantum tunnel through condoms, so don't give me that "I'll use a condom" crapola. This is an area of life where restraint wins the day.

OK, let's go back to juggling chainsaws and playing with matches!