Not sure how run-of-the-mill this one...

Not sure how run-of-the-mill this one trip was but I'll go ahead and divulge.

Ducked in here for a quick drink while I had some time to kill. The plan was to just relax at the second floor bar and nurse a glass or two of scotch. I particularly enjoy this place for the second floor. Most of the dancers don't really go up there so you don't feel like you're just taking up space at the club.

Anyway, this one GORGEOUS brunette with light hazel eyes comes up to me and start putting on the typical stripper schtick. I buy her a drink and eventually ask for a dance. She pulls the "I don't do dances, only VIP" move. Well, I call her out on it, that it's a complete bullshit move. She just smiles and shrugs. Eventually she wins me over and convinces me that VIP will be a good time.