The most consistent thing about MG...

The most consistent thing about MG these days is that it's EXTREMELY BORING. Boring girls (80% of em) doing put-you-to-sleep stage work, uninspired LD's and will-probably-lie-to-you-for-what's-really-gonna-happen overpriced CR's. MG lost its FUN moons ago... I -- and numerous other patrons that have jumped ship -- KNOW that, but I keep doing the insanity thing definition (keep coming back to same thing expecting a different result) but NOTHING...EVER...IMPROVES. In fact, it keeps sliding downhill.

In the last month I have tried a Thursday, Friday and Saturday (all from 11pm to closing) and all three nights were pretty much the same. Stage shows are consistently a downright DISASTER. My running buddy, Scott, says the Mardi Gras has morphed into an R-rated Hooters, sans chicken wings.

He's got it about right. And that'd be ok if we wanted to go to a Hooters; but we don't, we want to go to a NUDE strip club. MG is no longer THAT, save for a girl here and there. Whoopee!!! If lackluster going-thru-the-motions topless girls excite you, knock yourself out and come here. It's Massachusetts: should be full nudity. Was years ago... every dancer, nothing but nude whole time. That reality blew up years ago, sad to say.