Watch Those Eyes!

3LeggedMan
Chicago, IL
When approaching a girl in a stripclub, my eyes take in the following sights, in order: chest, butt, stomach, hair, face. That seems to be expected and maybe appreciated by strippers. But that can get you in serious trouble in the corporate workplace. In the office you're expected to make and hold contact with your coworkers' eyes, regardless of whether they look like an SI swimsuit model. That's just not fair! If a lady has gorgeous physical assets shouldn't us guys be allowed to take note?

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  • farmerart
    11 years ago
    Oooooh...so right! Even more so if you are a boss or company owner. My industry is about as macho as an industry can be but I am consciously aware not to display my usual horndog behaviour with the female employees in my company's offices.

    I can get away with that shit when I am out in the field or in the isolated exploration camp but in my Calgary office?.......I would be committing economic and social suicide.
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    I wouldn't stare at any the the Gorgons I work with.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    I committed the cardinal sin of having an affair with the most beautiful employee who worked for me. I supervised about 150 workers ( about 1/2 female) and TS was one where every male in the room looked up when she came in. I caught her on the rebound from a failed marriage and enjoyed the fruits of her bounty for about 6 months. Luckily she broke it off so I didn't have any harassment issues.
  • jester214
    11 years ago
    Our office manager's 19 year old niece is doing a part time "internship" during her college break. Since I'm not sure anyone sanctioned this and she even said she just wants to put it on her resume she spent most of the day just loitering around the office. Damn fine. I'm considering a campaign to make her internship full time and paid. Hell I'll even take her with me next time I go out of town! :)
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    I don't usually see any good lookers where I work at. I have had other female employees making suggestions to me though. Usually these employees are not office workers. One time a girl pinched me on my rear and when I tried to pinch her rear she took off running in circles smiling the whole time. Fortunately no one reported any of this to the front office. It was a small work force. Months later she asked me to have a one night stand with her. Another girl who heard I was visiting strip clubs stopped me and asked what I thought of her if she started working as a stripper. That just had too much I could have said wrong in the workplace. She probably would have kept quiet about whatever though. A lot of regular employees say things to me that they never say to any boss or HR person.
  • lopaw
    11 years ago
    Part of being a grown up is knowing when & where horndog behaviour is acceptable and where it ain't. And it's not acceptable in the corporate world. A momentary lapse in judgement can cost you plenty.
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    I've had both extremes. There was one so hot that a co worker said "I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from". On the other end was a fugly dyke that lopaw would turn her nose up at.
  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    Would you want a gay male co-worker staring or grabbing your ass, or dogging you to a hook-up?
  • Experimental
    11 years ago
    Well what happens when the corporate world spills over into our seedy little universe? How about if the owner of the company you work at has a rebellious daughter who just happens to start stripping at a club you frequent. Are we allowed to look then? lol
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    "Would you want a gay male co-worker staring or grabbing your ass, or dogging you to a hook-up?"

    Sorry brother but that's faulty logic. A better comparison would be an ugly anf fat girl harrasing you.
    pI don't know about the gays where you stay but most gays in Cali know who to hit on and who not to hit on.
  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    @Slick I agree if straight guys were as careful as gay guys to avoid harassment it would not be the major issue it is.
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