Florida specialists?
Goodkrack
Hi guys
I am heading to Florida and am looking forward to two weeks touring there. Can anyone suggest the clubs where I can have a good time and get a little extra fun and a happy ending, without bankrupting me? Any help much appreciated.
I am heading to Florida and am looking forward to two weeks touring there. Can anyone suggest the clubs where I can have a good time and get a little extra fun and a happy ending, without bankrupting me? Any help much appreciated.
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You also have to be a bit more specific about your tastes. One mans "good time" is another mans snooze fest and may offend a thirds reserved sensibilities.
I intend to head to where the best clubs are, however I see that as being an area from Miami up to west palm, and I'm also happy to head for the Tampa area. I have 10 days and nothing but time. When I say a good time, I mean places that. I Can go without having to fear for my life... And where I have a chance of ending my night having blown my load!
That said... Don't worry about my sensibilities,, I like it all from mild to wild!
Thanks!
Hey Goodkrack, while we are hooking you up with our best clubs and maybe even our favorite dancers, is there anything else that we can do for you? Send you driving directions perhaps? Book your hotel(s) and rental car for you? Please just let us know. Your happiness and complete satisfaction are my #1 concerns. ;)
I'm sorry you feel that way. I am visiting from Scotland and thoughtI would do a bit of research and came across this site for the first time. It's a great resource and if a review site isn't for the purpose of helping each other then I think I'm missing the point of them. It is my intention to take part here now I've found it and rest assured I will be reviewing the places I visit in Florida. On the upside ... I'm pleased to hear my happiness is of concern to you.
Seriously.. Sorry if I pissed you off,, I'm just trying to make sure I have the best time I can on vacation.
Give Orlando a wide berth.
Holiday Inns have free internet, and a small complimentary bottle of hand lotion. All you need is Mrs. Palmer, and you're good to go...
Noticed you sent me a PM – I’ll respond to it in a bit.
You mentioned in your PM you’re flying into Orlando. You definitely do *not* want to SC in Orlando.
Either head west for about an hour’s drive to Tampa or east ~1 hr. to Cocoa Beach. I am from South Florida (~4 hour’s drive south from Tampa/Orlando area and not too familiar with the area up north). To the best of my knowledge Tampa has a lot more offerings than Cocoa Beach and has the highly regarded (by many but maybe not all) Mons Venus (Mons is well known for its eye candy and high contact dances – although I don’t think it’s an extras SC?).
Cocoa Beach has the Inner Room as has been mentioned which is known for high contact dances at a good price of $10/dance (not an extras place either to the best of my knowledge).
If you do decide to head east to Inner Room; there is a nearby club named “Lido†that seems to get good reviews – you may want to read Lido’s reviews w.r.t. extras b/c I’ve never been.
Even in the SCs that do not offer extras; one would think take out would be available with certain dancers.
Perhaps others more familiar w/ Tampa area can chime in w/ recommendations.
The Miami area and the Tampa area are the best areas to SC. In Miami Tootsies and Scarlett’s (right north of Miami) are the best known and frequented SCs. Extras can be had at Tootsies but it is not necessarily cheap (min $300 to $400 I believe). Tootsies is one of the largest SCs around and a good time can be had there. Many will say Scarlett’s has the best looking dancers in So. FL but I am not sure about extras there (read the reviews).
About 40 minutes north of Miami in Pompano Beach is Cheetah which is often very well reviewed and frequented. There are also many clubs in the West Palm Beach area (north of Pompano and ~1 hour north of Miami); but I am not too familiar w/ those clubs – perhaps others can chime in w.r.t. WPB.
Have a good time and a safe trip!!!
2001, deja vu, might work but too many ROBs
. Mons is good for lappers only.
Scores, dollhouse, and penthouse are good for drinks ane eyecandy only and are big bucks (relatively)
For cheap no question satisfaction lipstixx works but don't expect quality nor quantity.
Anything else in tampa area is probably not worth a special trip.
Happy hunting
Cheetahs is nice and pretty cheap. If you are looking for a cheap lay or bj or whatever find a Cuban chick with minimal english skills. They can be had OTC fairly easy.
Monroes- Upscale and has a vip room with a door. This club is more strict but as.with any club every girl has her price. Unfortunatly you might not like that price.
Spearmint Rhinos is fun and has a good atmosphere. Not too much hustle in this club. However extras are not available from what Ive gathered. You can surely fund a girl willing to go otc though.
Rachels- upscale and mostly a regulars club. Not too friendly to newbies. Girls used to be.stunning but I havent been in a long time. Its expensive.
Lower tier clubs- Flashdance international, Ts Lounge, Mermaids, and Senoritas. Take your chances with these places. All are pretty run down, and in shitty parts of town. Dancer quality is low as well. Only bright side is if you are into feature entertainers then T's Lounge is the place.for that. Check the website for feature listings.
Also the massage/body rub scene is fairly good here if that intrests you. Chexk reviews.
Cheetah takes a bigger hit in quality during the summer months than other clubs, so temper expectations when compared to the reviews. Booby Trap is on the uptick, dancer quality slowly rising without much falloff in mileage. Diamond Dolls is the easiest club to score at. Club Pink is still hit or miss, and PortHole is similar to Diamond Dolls - but with less class/uglier girls and the price drop that goes with it.
The thing with both WPB & Pompano is - the clubs are clustered pretty close. Monroe's, Cheetah, and SR are within 5 minutes of each other on the same street. Cheetah, Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls, and Pink are also within about 5-10 minutes of each other in Pompano.
Also, I wouldn't be quite so quick to write off Flashdance in WBP. No doubt its run down and dirty, but every girl there is available. During the day shift (1-4 ish) there is usually a girl or two worth seeing. Don't go at night though.
Come on, RickyBoy. You shared The System which took several thousand hours and several hundreds of thousands of dollars to develop with TUSCL for free. All while you could have sold it for at least $50,000 mass market, or maybe $500,000 each if you restricted to a select few RICH STUDs such as yourself.